The News |
The best way to stay informed is to go to these websites AVAHHHRY DAYE! www.ramikencrucible.com (see how stars are born! and how the ladybum is a muse!)www.thefancyclub.com (find out the latest in fan...
Posted by JESSICA NIGHTWIFE on Mon, 14 Apr 2008 03:26:00 PST |
I want to do all of this! |
How planz get made: me: coooollll!!!! lets break shit, steal things and stab bitches. Daniel: breakin dishesbashing boysbruising babiesloll me: face kick strangersface fuck neighborsface plant danger...
Posted by JESSICA NIGHTWIFE on Fri, 11 Apr 2008 01:59:00 PST |
this was made by people who love me...clearly |
Some heinous dickheads that I live with made this about me while I was in the bathroom taking a crap and we were supposed to be collaborating and making a list of things that make us all happy. oh we...
Posted by JESSICA NIGHTWIFE on Thu, 27 Mar 2008 05:53:00 PST |
Should I buy a wife? |
This email came to me on my NYU student email so it looks like she's looking for a wealthy mate that just finished their MBA...sounds like I'm in the running for a brand new wife! Sorry James...______...
Posted by JESSICA NIGHTWIFE on Wed, 13 Feb 2008 04:53:00 PST |
I’m a tagger: collect my top ten secrets here! |
$wiftmoney "tagged" me and I always comply to the instructions of the cult of fancy for fear of losing my sequin badge and velveteen cape. Instructions: You got "tagged"! ... Once you've been tagged,...
Posted by JESSICA NIGHTWIFE on Sat, 08 Dec 2007 11:08:00 PST |
My business partner is better than yours! |
This was my business partner's respnose when I told him he should throw dick to the desperate chics in our MBA classes:While I would love to provide dick to all the ladies that need some(gainsfromtrad...
Posted by JESSICA NIGHTWIFE on Mon, 03 Dec 2007 06:29:00 PST |
Tokyo Good Times!! |
Luke + Jessica = we heart tokyo!! our list of the most commonly said shit while in Tokyo:1) Shi-BOOYAH!2) Shi-BONEYARD!3) Water water everywhere and not a drop to drink (refers to hot rocker japanese...
Posted by JESSICA NIGHTWIFE on Sun, 07 Jan 2007 02:31:00 PST |
buyers beware: swede jeans promote satanism among youth |
Yo, this is no joke! Some crazy christian brought this "article" to my work. Here's the highlights:Pray that the success that Satan is giving Cheap Monday jeans would be foiled so that those promoti...
Posted by JESSICA NIGHTWIFE on Sun, 15 Oct 2006 03:16:00 PST |
H.O.M.I.E. |
I am starting a coalition called: H.O.M.I.E. which stands for Hetrosexuals Opposing Marriage Inequaility. While I oppose the institution of marriage for one basic reason, which is that it doesn't wo...
Posted by JESSICA NIGHTWIFE on Sat, 16 Sep 2006 08:18:00 PST |
