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Corporal Drunkenpaws

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About Me


Email: [email protected]
AIM Screename: sqwurl33
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Jonathan David Dorner
Birthday: August 21st, 1983
Birthplace: Newport News, Virginia
Current Location: Chesapeake, Virginia
Eye Color: Hazel
Hair Color: Brown
Height: 6'5
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right
Your Heritage: German/English
The Shoes You Wore Today: just woke up, haven't put any on yet, but about to put on my Nike runners
Your Weakness: kryptonite
Your Fears: not amounting to anything in life
Your Perfect Pizza: hawaiian (pineapple and ham)
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: obtain my real estate license
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: "hey whats up"
Thoughts First Waking Up: ugh i gotta pee really bad
Your Best Physical Feature: the skin between the fourth and fifth toes on my right foot
Your Bedtime: whenever I fall asleep
Your Most Missed Memory: right now, its destroying kids in high school football
Pepsi or Coke: neither, carbonation is bad for you
MacDonalds or Burger King: its been months since i had either, but they do have this cool fruit salad at McDees
Single or Group Dates: single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: nestea
Chocolate or Vanilla: vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee: coffee
Do you Smoke: every blue moon, I don't have an addictive personality so I never got hooked
Do you Swear: try not to, sometimes old habits die hard
Do you Sing: all the time when im alone in the car
Do you Shower Daily: sometimes twice a day
Have you Been in Love: who really knows what love is to begin with? im not sure if i have to be honest
Do you want to go to College: yeah :(
Do you want to get Married: one day
Do you belive in yourself: i'm the best that ever lived
Do you get Motion Sickness: nope
Do you think you are Attractive: i'm better looking than you
Are you a Health Freak: didn't use to be, I'd have to say yes to that now though
Do you get along with your Parents: I think so, but I wonder what they'd say...
Do you like Thunderstorms: at times they can be peaceful and nap inducing
Do you play an Instrument: not currently...I played handbells in a choir at one point, but i'll save that story for a rainy day
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: might of had a sip or two ;)
In the past month have you Smoked: probably a couple cigarettes that I bummed off people
In the past month have you been on Drugs: do diet supplements count?
In the past month have you gone on a Date: im sure I have
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: indeed, Greenbrier Mall to buy clothes and diet supplements
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: gross, no
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: actually I have, twice...props to Christine for introducing me to the fine world of sushi
In the past month have you been on Stage: at Warped Tour...but I wasn't doing anything, just standing there
In the past month have you been Dumped: nope, single
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: in my bathtub
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: besides countless girls' hearts, no...ha
Ever been Drunk: i've been slightly intoxicated
Ever been called a Tease: no guys dont get called a tease, they get called a jerk
Ever been Beaten up: never, I'm a lover not a fighter
Ever Shoplifted: back when I was too young to get in serious trouble
How do you want to Die: Jesus coming back to personally take me home
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: still trying to figure that out
What country would you most like to Visit: hmmm, Australia maybe
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: pretty eyes
Favourite Hair Color: nice hair
Short or Long Hair: doesn't matter
Height: 5'2-5'4...i like em short haha
Weight: 125lbs - 165lbs...I really don't care to be honest, if a girl is happy and has a good self image you wont ever see me complain
Best Clothing Style: its varies, as long as it looks good on them
Number of Drugs I have taken: if it was in the past, I dont care, but preferably none currently
Number of CDs I own: the more the better, so I can burn them off you muahaha
Number of Piercings: doesnt matter, I could go either way
Number of Tattoos: see above
Number of things in my Past I Regret: don't regret the past, look forward to the future
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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

john nolan's sister, yao ming, and everyone else in the world

Music:



Movies:

matrix, fight club, animal house, jerry macguire, crossroads (yep), ernest goes to camp,this list changes often

Television:

sportscenter, family guy

Heroes:

my roomate melissa because she is awesome . and she fixed my myspace for me.