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Karlito

YANNI AT THE APOCALYPSE

About Me

It's just me. I make beats and DJ some too. Wanna' rap on my beats? Give me a shout. I'll DJ your house party, art opening, bbq, tractor pull, cockfight, luau or cricket match but no weddings!
Favorite Food of the Moment: 1 dozen oyters for $10 at Risky Business Happy Hour
I'm lookin' to colab w/ some rappers and start gettin' some shit out there! Lookin' for beats on your next album/mixtape/whatever? LET ME KNOW...
OKAY!! I'm Finally done w/ volume 2 of "The Forest Through The Trees" mix! As always $5 will get this hot little number into your hands shipping to anywhere in 'merica is included. A YO! It's more of that good shit like you like; breaks, beats, horns, psych, tablas, sitars, weed, some rap, exchange students, nuns, blissed out Krishnas...
HOT, HOT, HOT!!!!! Brand new mix CD for your ear holes. This time around it's dirty south and a money grubbing minister, basically late night on BET! Laugh your ass off to Robert Tilton monologs and get crunk w/ over 70 min. of classics and brand new white label promos (are 3 year old songs classics?! YEEAAH!). As always $5 gets it to your door anywhere in the Dictatorship of America. This time it features blinged out artwork done w/ major help from Holubalooza, viva el Photoshop!
Of course you can still get my mix CD "Karlito Presents: The Forest Through The Trees". Like beats? sitars? horns? strings? fuzz? herb? vocals in languages you don't understand? Get yourself a copy now! Each one features a one of a kind custom stenciled cover.* Five bucks and it's yours, shipping included to all corners of the USofA. Somebody buy my CD, it's good I swear. I take PayPal! It's internationally known now too, I just mailed one to a happy Canadian customer.
If you want either of these mixes, paypal.com is my preferred method of payment. Thanks and remember to keep it trill.
*sorry these limited edition covers are sold out, you can still get this mix of course it'll just have the new "blue nun" cover.
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Member Since: 8/11/2004
Influences: Pina Coladas and getting caught in the rain...
Sounds Like: slappin' heaters
Type of Label: None

My Blog

Cheap Beer Report for Easter Weekend '07

Ok, so while you are painting your huevos this weekend, you might need a cold beverage to take the edge off... CVS once again is holdin' the title w/ cases of Keystone (light or "premium" ...go w/ the...
Posted by Karlito on Fri, 06 Apr 2007 09:12:00 PST

Cheap Beer Report for Friday 03-30-07

Holy Shit it's been four months since I've posted one of these! I've been beyond busy 10 -12 hr. days 7 days a week makes for not much time on the internets. Those days are behind me now (at least for...
Posted by Karlito on Fri, 30 Mar 2007 02:17:00 PST

Cheap Beer Report for 12/15/06

I can't fuckin' believe it's already this close to XMAS! Well, this is the CHEAP beer report so let me tell ya', I've got a CHEAP one for this week. CVS has 30 packs of Beast for $9.99!!!! That right ...
Posted by Karlito on Sat, 16 Dec 2006 09:38:00 PST

Cheap Beer Report for December 8th 2006

Holy Shit, I haven't posted one of these in soooo long! We'll I'm gonna' try and get back at it, I'm super duper busy what with tryin' to get my fledgling empire up and running and building the worksh...
Posted by Karlito on Fri, 08 Dec 2006 05:55:00 PST

Cheap Beer Report for June 23rd 2006

I have to work tomorrow which kinda sucks, but I'm not gonna let that stop me from letting you good people out there know whats cheap and cold...High Life 30 packs ar $12.99 @ AXIS market as always, K...
Posted by Karlito on Fri, 23 Jun 2006 09:09:00 PST

Special Mid-Week Cheap Beer Report 06/14/06

Ok ya'll, I have been bad, very bad...I havn't posted a CBR in like 2.5 weeks. I can't believe it. I am on the internets goin' nuts so much less now that I don't work in front of a computer...anywho.....
Posted by Karlito on Wed, 14 Jun 2006 09:09:00 PST

CBR for 05-20-06 (latest posting ever...)

Holy Crap! It's already Saturday night and I haven't done the cheap beer report yet...Well kiddies, here it is: Axis Market got that High Life 30 for $12.99 as usual...Grocery Outlet however has reall...
Posted by Karlito on Sun, 21 May 2006 08:02:00 PST

cbr 05-13-06

high life 30 packs at axis market $12.99
Posted by Karlito on Sun, 14 May 2006 06:02:00 PST

CBR for Cinco De Mayo '06!

Hey! It's Cinco De Mayo so I guess I should remind you the Model 12 packs can still be had at Grocery Outlet for $5.99. As always AXIS market for the $12.99 30 packs of High Life...and...a very specia...
Posted by Karlito on Sat, 06 May 2006 04:53:00 PST

1 Year Anniversary of the Cheap Beer Report!

Hot Damn people! It's been one full year that I've been providing the in valuable service that has become lovingly known as "The CBR." It's hard to believe, but true. Well what has happened in that t...
Posted by Karlito on Fri, 28 Apr 2006 06:49:00 PST