My name is Liz. I love midgets. They rule. I wanna get, like, 8 of them, dress them up like little beavers, put them in a pond, and then see if they build a dam. I love it when they get mad. Their faces get all red, they're like little strawberries.
I hate hippies though. They say they wanna change the world, but all they do is smoke pot and smell bad. Don't ever do drugs, because if you do drugs then you're a hippy, and hippies suck.
I also hate independent films, those black and white ones. They're all about a buncha gay cowboys eating pudding.
For serious though, I'm just another 20-something living and working in the DC area. I had a stint in Baltimore, but I'm back. DC will always be my home, even when I move away.
Want to know more? Too bad, that's all you get for now. :P
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