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·Tim

I'm just the comedian everyone takes seriously...

About Me


You scored as Michaelangelo. You have fun in life, but sometimes you goof around so much that its hard to take you seriously. But your good sense of humor and ability to lighten things up are good qualities to have!

Michaelangelo


64%

Raphael


39%

Donatello


39%

Leonardo


39%

April O..Neil


32%

Mater Splinter (The Rat)


21%
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[Marital Status] Singular
[Shoe size] 9 1/2
[Parents still together] Yeah
[Siblings] 3 little brothers
[Pets] 3 little brothers and a chihuahua
FAVORITES
[Color] Blue
[Number] 25
[Animal] Cheetah
[Drinks] Monster
[Soda] Sprepper
[Book] Stand-Up Comedy: The Book
[Flower] Orchid, cause the name sounds cool
DO YOU
[Color your hair?] dirty blonde
[Twirl your hair?] on occasion...
[Have tattoos?] Nuh uh
[Have Piercings?] Nope
[Cheat on tests/homework?] I'm in college arn't I?
[Drink/Smoke?] yes...... NO! gets 'em every time
[Like roller coasters?] YeaYuh!
[Wish you could live somewhere else?] Dunno... never been much place else
[Want more piercings?] Yes and No
[Like cleaning?] Usually no... unless I do, then yes
[Write in cursive or print?] pRint
[Own a web cam?] Yes... I hope I can get it working tomorrow...
[Know how to drive?] Pssh... easy, just need my license
[Own a cell phone?] Sidekick II hehehehehe
[Ever get off the damn computer?] No, I'm always on top
HAVE U EVER
[Been in a fist fight?] You're not a man till you have
[Considered a life of crime?] You're not a man till you have
[Considered being a hooker?] You're not a man till you have
[Lied to someone?] You're not a man till you have
[Been in love?] You're not a man till you have
[Made out with JUST a friend?] You're not a man till you have
[Been in lust?] You're not a man till you have
[Used someone] You're not a man till you have
[Been used?] You're not a man till you have
[Been cheated on?] You're not a man till you have
[Kicked someone in the nuts?] No *looks at Nick* 0:)
[Stolen anything?] You're not a man till you have
[Held a gun] You're not a man till you have
CURRENTS
[Current clothing] Anchor Blue shirt and Nike bball shorts
[Current mood] hungry
[Current taste] hot cheetos
[What you currently smell like] like boredom
[Current hair] in my eye... ow!
[Current thing I ought to be doing] Not doing with survey/writing jokes
[Current cd in stereo] The Offspring - Club Me EP
[Last book you read] Comedy Writing Secrets
[Last movie you saw] Little Big League
[Last thing you ate] Hot Cheetos
[Last person you talked to on the phone] Camille
[Do drugs?] Nevar!
[Believe there is life on other planets?] Hopefully....
Remember your first love?] I remember them all!
[Still love him/her?] On occasion...
[Read the newspaper?] If by 'read' you mean 'throw away' then no
[Have any gay or lesbian friends?] Yup
[Believe in miracles?] Me still doing this is one
[Do well in school?] I was told I didn't pay attention or something like that...
[Wear hats] Have to at work
[Hate yourself?] With a passion :)
[Have an obsession?] I'm obsessed with comedy
[Collect anything?] Comedy
[Have a best friend?] Nikolai
[Close friends?] A few...
[Like your handwriting?] It's adequate for what I ask it to do
[Care about looks] Believe it or not, I do
LOVE LIFE
[First crush] Kristin
[First kiss] Kristin
[Do you believe in love at first sight?] Lust at first sight only
[Do you believe in "the one?"] sure, not really...
[Are you a tease?] Depends who you are...
[Too shy to make the first move?] Depends who you are...
ARE U A
[Daydreamer] Uh yeah!
[Bitch/Asshole] Can be..... you bastard
[sarcastic] No
[Angel] :)
[Devil] 0:)
[Shy] When I think too much
[Talkative] When I stop thinking
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My Interests

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I'd like to meet:

David Spade, Michael Richards, Kyle Cease (again), Matthew Perry, Nick Swardson, Dane Cook, The Amazing Jonathan Carmelo Anthony, Jim Gaffigan, Demetri Martin, Brian Posehn, James Wan (again), Leigh Whannell (again), Dexter Holland, Kevin Wasserman, Greg Kriesel, Adam Willard, Tom DeLonge, Travis Barker, Buckethead
Your inner Devil.
Full Name
Age
Job Bring people to the Afterworld
Eyes white
Extra limbs horns
Special Ablilities fly without wings
Weakness You're too lazy to do your job.

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My Family
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My Blog

Fill it out cause you love me

so yeah fill this out and post it as a comment cuz...im cooler than andy also 1. Who are you? 2. Are we friends? 3. When and how did we meet? 4. How have I affected you? 5. What do you think of...
Posted by ·Tim on Thu, 16 Feb 2006 09:19:00 PST

Does listening to My Chemical Romance make me emo?

    Don't complain saying 'OMG those mean people said I'm emo for listening to My Chemical Romance!' Even by saying 'so what if I listen to emo, that doesn't make me an emo kid' ... you...
Posted by ·Tim on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Photoshopping!

I'll post some of my photoshop work, since I just received photoshop back... finally.
Posted by ·Tim on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Poems

I wrote these poems for school, I'll post them for people to read! RecrownedTears of bloodTorn from my soulMeet the gatekeeperPay the tollLike a kidnapped childLost and aloneYou were my everythingMy ...
Posted by ·Tim on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST