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About Me

My name is Vaughn and I can pimp slap yo momma and bitch slap yo daddy! ...................heh heh................okay, to be serious now.I have many interests and they seem to change from time to time. I am a gentleman, I have manners and I know how/when to use them (or abandon them when necessary). I am a professional piercer. Sub-Q is a piercing and tattoo studio in Sacramento (which happens to be the health departments "model" for the state of California). I am good at what I do and love the social aspect of my job. I have 70% of my body covered in Japanese style tattoo work. My ears are stretched to 3/4", they're also tattooed and pierced a couple more times. My tongue is stretched to 2 guage. Septum is 8 guage and nostril is pierced, and I have the "cadillac of cock piercings" known as an apadravya. I play guitar (and a few other instruments) and love listening to many different forms of music, but I prefer the harder stuff. I am currently in a band called Towcutter. You should check us out and add us to your list http://www.myspace.com/towcutter

My Interests

Piercing, tattoos, women, burningman, burning things, blowing things up, shooting things, (admiring and attempting) art, tattooed women, playing and listening to music, snowboarding, pierced women, good food, good drink, good weed, naughty women, good friends, good company, people watching, women watching, dark beers, bong hits, large guage jewelry, pierced women, altered states of consciousness, and um..... big booty hoes!

I'd like to meet:

Um....big booty hoes!heh, but the booty.... it's gotta be nice, not sloppy.Good people of simmilar interests, artists, musicians, and beautiful people of may cultures. And this guy.................................................. ............................................... so I can punch him in the mouth.And I love these ladies. .. Show Me Your Genitals (Jon Lajoie) Weird Al Yankovic - White and Nerdy

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Music:

Movies:

um.....porn

Television:

Daily Show with Jon Stewart, Real Time with Bill Maher, Battlestar Galactica (the new one), most things on TLC/Discovery/History channel, Deadwood, Soprano's, Dexter, Six Feet Under, South Park, Simpsons, The Colbert Report, more to come later.....

Books:

Hustler, Club International, Tail Ends, Penthouse, etc. Anything with pictures, I can't read ;)

Heroes:

Larry Flint

My Blog

Ponderisms...stolen from a friend.

- I used to eat a lot of natural foods until I learned that most people die of natural causes.- Gardening Rule: When weeding, the best way to make sure you are removing a weed and not a valuable plant...
Posted by Desert Ninja on Fri, 06 Apr 2007 01:06:00 PST

Not poetry, just thoughts.

I worry, that "putting myself out there" will only backfire once more.I worry, that she won't be as into me as I to her.I worry, that I'll not get back, as much as ...
Posted by Desert Ninja on Wed, 22 Nov 2006 03:00:00 PST

The BRC experience from home.

How to enjoy the Burning Man experience from the comfort of your own home: -------------------------- Tear down your house. Put it in a truck. Drive 10 hours in any direction. Put the house back tog...
Posted by Desert Ninja on Mon, 13 Nov 2006 02:26:00 PST

MASTURBATION

This was emailed to me. I thought it was hilarious. STEPS IN OVERCOMING MASTURBATION Mark E. PetersenCouncil of the 12 Apostles Be assured that you can be cured of your difficulty. Many have b...
Posted by Desert Ninja on Wed, 25 Oct 2006 03:05:00 PST

Just when I thought it couldn't get any worse.

Just when I thought I couldn't get shit on enough...... So my car broke down just outside of Truckee CA on my way home from Burningman. I pulled off on the side of the freeway to let my car rest for a...
Posted by Desert Ninja on Thu, 14 Sep 2006 10:08:00 PST