I like the internet and using the internet. I also like playing video games and reading about video games on the internet. Occasionally I will play a video game I read about on the internet that is on the internet. HOLY SMOKES.I like the Simpsons a lot, but not the new episodes. I like the old ones because I'm an insufferable prick.I also like science. I am trying to revive gentlemanly scientific pursuits, ever so popular in Victorian times. I'm also a strong advocate of brutal orphanages.
An old Asian man who would teach me to harness my qi.
Music is great. I like to listen to it, mostly. I also like MIDI files on people's websites. Those are the bees-knees. I also like "underground" music, which means I like music most poeple don't, until it becomes popular, then I'm all, "Yeah, I liked that band before they were famous, I mean seriously."
I think the best movie ever made is probably not even real. I think I may have just dreamt it, it was that good.
That Larry King is a hoot.
A very good book is the book called "The Complete Far Side."
My hero is a bass I caught one time. He was so huge. He had all kinds of scars all over him, like he'd been in a lot of fights with other fish and ospreys in order to get so freaking HUGE. I threw him back into the water and he swam away and I cried a little because he was so beautiful.