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ビッグピクセル

Totally wizzed out.

About Me

I've never read 'Moby Dick,' but I bet I'd like it. I know it isn't a literal tale of whaling, there's some deeper meaning in there, but whaling to me seems like a pretty awesome way to make a living. Plus, when I ego-search my name in Google I find references to a character in the book with my name. Imagine hucking a harpoon at a 60 ft. undersea animal while you're in a little dory with some Samoan motherfuckers. And the scrimshaw! Whalers were the gnarliest dudes on the high seas. A lot of people think pirates were bad-ass, but they weren't. Whalers hunted the largest animals on EARTH. Pirates v. Whalers is an easy call. Whalers all the way.For more information on whaling visit whale cock skateboards .

My Interests

I like the internet and using the internet. I also like playing video games and reading about video games on the internet. Occasionally I will play a video game I read about on the internet that is on the internet. HOLY SMOKES.I like the Simpsons a lot, but not the new episodes. I like the old ones because I'm an insufferable prick.I also like science. I am trying to revive gentlemanly scientific pursuits, ever so popular in Victorian times. I'm also a strong advocate of brutal orphanages.

I'd like to meet:

An old Asian man who would teach me to harness my qi.

Music:

Music is great. I like to listen to it, mostly. I also like MIDI files on people's websites. Those are the bees-knees. I also like "underground" music, which means I like music most poeple don't, until it becomes popular, then I'm all, "Yeah, I liked that band before they were famous, I mean seriously."

Movies:

I think the best movie ever made is probably not even real. I think I may have just dreamt it, it was that good.

Television:

That Larry King is a hoot.

Books:

A very good book is the book called "The Complete Far Side."

Heroes:

My hero is a bass I caught one time. He was so huge. He had all kinds of scars all over him, like he'd been in a lot of fights with other fish and ospreys in order to get so freaking HUGE. I threw him back into the water and he swam away and I cried a little because he was so beautiful.

My Blog

Dyno with the Black Mags

Sometimes I wish I had never gotten rid of my Tercel. That thing was awesome.
Posted by Óðԯ»ë on Tue, 05 Feb 2008 09:02:00 PST

Accept, if possible

I don't think we should rescue animals that are covered with oil.  Unless we are going to use the oil, because oil is expensive but animals are free.    
Posted by Óðԯ»ë on Thu, 06 Sep 2007 12:50:00 PST

Starch Shirts

Sometimes I like to pretend I'm on fire.  Then, when people ask me why I'm screaming I start spitting all over myself.  You should see their faces.    
Posted by Óðԯ»ë on Sun, 19 Aug 2007 12:06:00 PST

The Road Less Travelled

I like when I see bumper stickers for politicians who lost their respective elections, because I make fun of the people who have them on their cars. Unless the people are planning on voting for Mondal...
Posted by Óðԯ»ë on Mon, 09 Jul 2007 07:51:00 PST

It Takes Two...

You know what really gets my goat?  Chupacabra.
Posted by Óðԯ»ë on Sat, 28 Apr 2007 09:22:00 PST

Crocodile Lake

The only time I really feel awkward when I'm in a public bathroom is when I marvel at the wonders of running water and say "Glad I'm not Amish!" and there's like a whole bunch of Amish in there.
Posted by Óðԯ»ë on Wed, 25 Apr 2007 01:39:00 PST

Chillin to the MAX

Having sideburns is AWESOME.
Posted by Óðԯ»ë on Thu, 05 Apr 2007 02:34:00 PST

Pokemon

Moxie tastes just like punching someone in the face who really deserves it.
Posted by Óðԯ»ë on Wed, 28 Mar 2007 02:13:00 PST

Itty Bitty Buddha

You know how people say "If you shake it more than twice, you're playing with yourself?"  I think those people have perpetually wet underpants.
Posted by Óðԯ»ë on Sat, 24 Mar 2007 03:27:00 PST

Aghast

It must really suck to be fat and have sausage fingers, because every time you look at your hands you get hungry.
Posted by Óðԯ»ë on Mon, 19 Mar 2007 02:06:00 PST