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A Ninja says:

I'd rather be fighting the man!

About Me

To be ninja: The ultimate goal. Pure ninjaness, no trace of karate kid, no trace of kung foo. I am close, but not close enough. The path I walk is one laced with difficulties and setbacks. The end result pushes me forward.The light at the end of the long tunnel is barely even a spec, yet there is hope, for I know the road to ninja may take more then this lifetime.

God love sister-in-laws! Chellie donated $5 bucks to my NEW cause! See, I ruined my Palm Pilot and am using Ruth's old one. Her screen is starting to go, so I need a new one! I've found the one I want (read:need) for a super low price! Help me help you!

My Interests

Video Editing, Drinking, Naked Sheep Herding, Alpaca Farming
I enjoy compiling from source. Does that make me a bad person?

I'd like to meet:


Baby Lish, Mark Mothersbaugh, Orville Redanbacher, Juan Valdez, The Bush Twins, Lil A, Felipe Maruten, The Olsen Twins, Mr. Colt (Colt 45 fame), and the man responsible for making beer give you the shits the morning after you drink a lot. I'd like to kick him in the balls.

Music:

Jake Brown (The Boss), P-Five, The Ghostbusters Theme, Mark Mothersbaugh, Bone, The Minibosses, Led Zepplin, Elton John, Paul Simon, Simon & Garfunkel, Neil Young, Crosby Stills and Nash, Crosby Stills Nash and Young, The Beatles, Talking Heads, The Beach Boys, Jack Johnson, 7 Seconds of Love, Audioslave, Jesus Christ Superstar, The Band, Billy Joel, The Who, Bruce Springsteen, Taj Mahal, Chicago, Styx, Stevie Wonder, Liquid Soul, Gwar, Fatboy Slim, The Chemical Brothers, The Crystal Method

Movies:

Shaolin Soccer, The Fifth Element, Fight Club, Matrix, Snatch, UHF, Transformers the Movie, Elisha's Home Movie

Television:

Yacht Rock, Famliy Guy, American Dad, My Name is Earl, Hero's, CSI, Voltron

Books:

The Hitchhiker's Guide Trilogy (all 5), Kurt Vonnegut, Harry Potter, Dan Brown, Dean Koontz, Michael Crichton, Jonathan Strange & Mr. Norrell

Heroes:

Baby Lish

My Blog

power slot rotors and hawk pads

How come when I look at other peoples pictures, I feel like I never leave my house? Do you people know that I drive all over the state of Maine? Just because I don't bring a camera with me doesn't mea...
Posted by A Ninja says: on Mon, 10 Sep 2007 07:28:00 PST

Uber 1337 H@x00r

Super deee doopper deee dooo! My macbook is here and its super neat! Feels a little "doggish" at times vs. my old g4. Guess I need to put in some more ram.Holy shit! Frankie the Ninja just attacked Su...
Posted by A Ninja says: on Sat, 25 Aug 2007 06:07:00 PST

Uber 1337 H@x00r

Super deee doopper deee dooo! My macbook is here and its super neat! Feels a little "doggish" at times vs. my old g4. Guess I need to put in some more ram.Holy shit! Frankie the Ninja just attacked Su...
Posted by A Ninja says: on Sat, 25 Aug 2007 06:08:00 PST

Chickens in the trees

My trusty ole ibook g4 is sad. She heard that we're getting a macbook, so she's started acting all funny. The other day she wouldn't boot, she just spun the fan real fast and made a lot of noise. I to...
Posted by A Ninja says: on Wed, 22 Aug 2007 04:58:00 PST

liquid cat toes

Today I drove all over the place. I was so close to the border that my phone switched from AT&T to Roger's Wireless. Then it changed the time to Atlantic Time. It was neat! Then I yelled at it and...
Posted by A Ninja says: on Thu, 21 Jun 2007 06:30:00 PST

Wowie wow wow wow!

I just got Tetsuo: The Iron Man on netflix... I have just barely made it past the opening scene where he cuts open his leg... I forgot HOW FUCKING AMAZING THIS MOVIE IS!
Posted by A Ninja says: on Tue, 05 Jun 2007 11:19:00 PST

Chicken Pox

My motherboard decided to stop letting the second stick of RAM work. So I was running Vista on 512 megs. It didn't work so well. So I got a new one and with the new one I had to get a PCI-E vid card. ...
Posted by A Ninja says: on Fri, 01 Jun 2007 06:59:00 PST

Hannaford

Today's rant:I've been having issues with this one woman at the local Hannaford. Every time I go in there she glares at me or won't talk to me when going through the checkout. I'm lucky if she even te...
Posted by A Ninja says: on Thu, 29 Mar 2007 03:18:00 PST

I fear the end is near

My work, as most of you know, is pretty easy. My hours aren't that demanding, and I pretty much work when I want. Today I got an email questioning my hours. 2 weeks ago, I worked 1 day and didn't work...
Posted by A Ninja says: on Fri, 23 Mar 2007 09:17:00 PST

What I want in a phone.

Geek post!So, with all the hype about the iPhone, I'm going to post what my ideal phone would be.Open to any network, not locked into 2 more years with Cingular.You must be able to load/unload apps/pi...
Posted by A Ninja says: on Thu, 11 Jan 2007 05:41:00 PST