I have lots of friends, but they are far away. I live in Florida, where the weather is nice, but most of the people are enormous douchebags.
I own a car now. It is a saturn made of gold. Not literally, though. It is literally made of platinum, it is just colored gold so people don't steal it.
I smoke cigarettes and drink ethanol. It fuels my cells so I can become super strong and slur my words. Sometimes I smoke magical plants that make me hungry.
I read words and sentences and paragraphs. Usually they are in magazines like Scientific American or The Economist, but often they are in books. I look at them with my eyes and remember the things that they say for use at a later time. I like science fiction, like the bible or The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy. But not stuff that has wizards or spaceships on the cover, because I have inserted my penis into a vagina before. I am a big fan of This American Life on NPR, and I have all the episodes on mp3.
I enjoy watching the Boston Red Stockings and New England Patriots. You would think they are from different places, but you'd be wrong. They are both from Massachusetts, where I am from. We drink a lot of beer up there, and also are smart and make baked beans.
I like hip hop and old punk. The punk these days blows goats, and the hip-hop you hear on the radio sucks. Please try listening to better music. Don't encourage them. I also enjoy salsa and music from other countries, especially South America, which is not a country, but a continent.
I have traveled a lot, from tons of pacific islands to Europe to Ukraine to the far east to the carribean. I have even ventured to Canada.
You can feel free to contact me at any time, especially if you have a recipe for some sort of cookie.
My AIM is amidonuscg25
Yahoo is amidonuscg
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Some of you have been asking for a translation of my profile song:
My room has the shape of a cage
The sun passes its arm by the window
Hunters at my door
Like little soldiers
Who want to take me
I don't want to work
I don't want to lunch
I want only to forget it all
And then I smoke
Already I knew the perfume of love
A million roses don't embalm as much
Now only one flower in my entourage
Makes me sick
I don't want to work
I don't want to lunch
I want only to forget it all
And then I smoke
I am not proud of that
Life which wants to kill me
It is splendid to be cool
But I never knew it
I don't want to work
No
I don't want to lunch
I want only to forget it all
And then I smoke
I am not proud of that
Life which wants to kill me
It is splendid to be cool
But I never knew it
I don't want to work
No
I don't want to lunch
I want only to forget it all
And then I smoke
Those of you that know me know that song is totally me.
