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Twat Von Fail

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About Me

What can I say? I’m Daniel, I’m a musician, I'm the lead singer of a band called Deadfellow
I live in Sheffield and work at West Street Live
I have a music profile that i am working on, its only got a few works-in-progress on it at the moment but please take a look at it and add it if you like what you hear, its on my top friends below
I live in Sheffield as i say, but i am a southerner at heart, i lack the charming northern accent and i'm just that little bit too middle class for my own good, but sod it, living down south was rubbish!
Stuff about me that you may need to know:
I'm paranoid: I've been down-trodden, beaten, ignored and used a LOT in my life, so if i don't trust you too quickly please don't be offended
I change my appearance a lot: i get bored with myself so i kinda have to
I'm never the full ticket: I'm a bit screwy, but after that much beer who wouldn't be?
I write pretty songs: i don't just play for Deadfellow, I'm involved in a lot of other stuff too
I read: I'm not going to pretend I've read every book under the sun, and I'm not going to claim that I've read all the great literary works in history, but i do read every day, and i read many genres, if i ever stayed in one place long enough I'd have quite the library
I play: Bass guitar of the 4 string and 5 string varieties, electric and acoustic guitar and i can sing
I talk to myself: a LOT... I'm not mad or anything, well, at least not in a dangerous way, i just talk and sing to myself at times
I wake up alone every day: If i like a person, they will like me til they can find someone better.. so til i find someone that i believe actually thinks i'm worth a damn i will stay single... something tells me it's gonna be a long wait
I tend to push away those i care about: no idea why, I'm just self-destructive i guess
I'm clever: I have a genius IQ, i collect information and keep it locked away in my head, just because i have stupid hair and metal punched through my face does not mean i'm an idiot
I wear make-up... and i was doing it years before your shitty emo bands were, I'm not interested if you *adore* boys in make-up, i do it because i actually have pretty low self-esteem and it makes me feel good about myself
He talks about himself in the 3rd person: yes Daniel does, hes a little odd like that
I am prone to acting without thinking things through: erm, i quit working in a law practice where i was on my way to becoming a legal executive so i could become a professional musician, i shaved my beautiful long hair into a mowhawk just to piss off a 'punk' who had a problem with me, I've ingested enough substances to need my stomach pumped no less than FOUR times, need i say more?
I have had my heart crushed, but still believe in true love above all things: I've no real reason to, but I'm your stereotypical tortured genius type, so if love can't save me then nothing will
I'm a dreamer: I spend almost all of my time inside my own head, its far more interesting there
My best friend is a strange little goblin like creature called Cuntbag, she is ace, and if you don't agree then you need to have your head examined
I'm not easy to get along with: I'm brutally honest... people don't like that
Here's what I've done to myself, or paid others good money to do to me:
-::2x 10mm flesh tunnels::-
-::3x lip piercings::-
-::1x bridge piercing::-
-::1x navel piercing::-
-::1x 3.4mm prince albert piercing::-
-::1x rose tattoo, to remember my grandmother, who's death altered me forever::-
-::1x Bauhaus/Ziggy Stardust tattoo on my left wrist, to inspire me::-
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My Interests

I like:

GUITARS
GLITTER
PIERCINGS
ALCOHOL
THE 80'S
IMPLANTS
KATY
FALLING OVER (DRUNK)
ROCK AND ROLL
GOTH
ROCKING OUT
HEDONISM
PRETENTIOUSNESS
LATEX
KILLING TIME
WEARING MAKE-UP
BIANCA *SWOONS*
BEING CLEVER
WINDING PEOPLE UP
STAR TREK
RPG GAMES (PROPER GEEK)
MOSHING
WRITING MUSIC/POETRY

I'n NOT a big fan of:

YOUR BAND
SCENE KIDS
POPULAR PEOPLE
PIZZA
PRADA PUNKS
EMO
FISH
SULKING
MY EX
FOOD
HIPPIES
POWER METAL
SKA
REGGAE


Music:

Lots of things really...

80'S POP
BLUES
CLASSICAL
COUNTRY
DARKWAVE
DEATHROCK
EBM
ELECTRO
GABBA
GLAM ROCK
GOTH
GRINDCORE
HARDCORE
HARD ROCK
HORROR PUNK
INDIE
INDUSTRIAL
JAZZ
METAL
NOISECORE
OLD PUNK
PROG
PSY TRANCE
RIOT GRRL
SYNTH
TECHNO
TRANCE

Movies:

The Empire Strikes Back, ANY Star Trek movie, A Clockwork Orange, Velvet Goldmine

Television:

Dont generally watch tv... usually dvds

Coupling
Red Dwarf
Futurama
Spaced
Stargate SG1
The Simpsons

Books:

I'll update this later

Heroes:


Daniel Ash

Jarvis Cocker

Han Solo

Richey James Edwards

John 5

Simon Pegg

Alec Empire

Robert Smith

Brian Molko

Iggy Pop

Trent Reznor

My Blog

My face hurts...

Ouch! you wont believe how much pain i’m in!!!!!   OK, lets start off with the gigs shall we?   Friday: The snooty fox, Wakefield.... i think we played pretty well, we didn’t win...
Posted by Twat Von Fail on Tue, 01 Apr 2008 05:53:00 PST

The times they are a’changin

Well, here we are, i move out in the morning... how fucking cool is that? i've finally found a city that i like, and people who i like, and a job that i like... i like the bars, the clubs, the 24 hour...
Posted by Twat Von Fail on Fri, 29 Feb 2008 07:38:00 PST

Life: yeah, that thing thats suddenly really good

FUCK YEAH!Life is ace, i get it now, i have my first gig since July on Monday and i'm actually ready for it! its gonna be awesome!!!! For anyone who lives in the Sheffield area i kindly request that y...
Posted by Twat Von Fail on Thu, 21 Feb 2008 07:06:00 PST

RUINED!

I was gonna write a blog about the things i like to say that are annoying, but i wound myself up so I'm simply writing something else to quieten the rage inside meI like eating chips, chips are fun, b...
Posted by Twat Von Fail on Wed, 13 Feb 2008 03:55:00 PST

Blog 100:Wont you take me to, FUNKY TOWN?

Wow, this is my 100th blog... i really do spend too much time on myspace!Well, so far so good here, i went to an audition yesterday that went pretty well, so my vocals should be upsetting people again...
Posted by Twat Von Fail on Mon, 11 Feb 2008 03:42:00 PST

Rock and roll manifesto for 2008

Speaking to people from the past is the best thing ever, makes me realise what is wrong with me these days.I take myself far too seriously, its like i spent so much time on hate and the like that now ...
Posted by Twat Von Fail on Mon, 04 Feb 2008 10:38:00 PST

114 views?

Seriously, i only have about 4 mates, who is reading this nonsense?
Posted by Twat Von Fail on Fri, 01 Feb 2008 03:11:00 PST

I’ve got my fist i’ve got my plan i’ve got survivalism

There is nothing here to so... its too early.. i've already had a shower, done my laundry, i'm just about to paint my nails and then i've completed every task i set myself for today.... who would've t...
Posted by Twat Von Fail on Tue, 29 Jan 2008 11:45:00 PST

Its all true, only the facts have been changed

Wow... dawning realisation!I'm sorting my life out, i have a job, a place, some mates, money, getting in better shape... Something is wrong tho, the last few years have done strange things to me...The...
Posted by Twat Von Fail on Mon, 28 Jan 2008 08:11:00 PST

Smelly hooker who hangs out with pirates!

Woop!I have a new phone! its a shiny walkman one so i can ignore people even more than normal! Its the same number, but my phonebook was empty so if people could text me and let me know who they are i...
Posted by Twat Von Fail on Sat, 26 Jan 2008 09:22:00 PST