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About Me

ALREET CUNTS!!!!
"EVERYBODY'S A JERK. YOU, ME, THIS JERK...." BENDER / FUTURAMA
THE NAMES KATY....DON'T WEAR THAT SHIT OUT.....
I'M A DRIFTER, WASTER, DRUNKEN, GEEK GIRL, SILLY GIRL, FUNNY MENTAL GIRL, CRAYOLA HAIRED CARTOON GIRL.....
I CAN BE A TAD TWATISH AT TIMES.....BIT ALL OVER THE PLACE WITH MY GENERAL DIRECTION IN LIFE...MY MAIN GOAL IS TO GET MYSELF OFF TO UNIVERSITY....
I HAVE SOME AMAZING MATES WHO MAKE ME LAUGH WHEN I FEEL LIKE SHIT.......THEY ARE THE BEST BY FAR
AIMEE IS THE BESTEST PERSON ON THIS PLANET BY FAR...SHES MY BEST FEMALE FRIEND.....SHE WINS ALL THE GAMES.......SHE UNDERSTANDS MY WEIRDNESS AND WE ARE GONNA FIGHT CRIME TOGETHER ONE DAY.....WHEN WE CAN BE ARSED
I ALSO AM LUCKY ENOUGH TO HAVE A BEST MALE FRIEND CALLED JAKE, I HAVE NEVER HAD SUCH AN AWESOME FRIENDSHIP WITH A GUY BEFORE, NOT EVEN DANIEL. ME AND JAKE ARE DOING THE MALE/FEMALE FRIENDSHIP WITH STYLE. JAKE IS MY WEIRDNESS EQUAL AND WE HAVE SUPER AWESOME TIMES TOGETHER.
I LIKE HAIR.....AND DOING STUFF TO HAIR....MY OWN HAIR IS RUINED BECAUSE OF THIS FACT
I GET ON WITH MOST PEOPLE.....MOST PEOPLE TRY AND UNDERSTAND ME........I CAN BE SERIOUS ONCE IN A WHILE.....I'M PROBABLY MORE CLEVER THAN I GIVE MYSELF CREDIT FOR.......I'M PROBALLY A LOT OF THINGS I NEVER GIVE MYSELF CREDIT FOR
I GO TO CHIPPENHAM COLLEGE.......ANYTHING ELSE YOU WANNA KNOW....JUST ASK ME.....OH...AND GIVE ME CIDER......I LIKE CIDER.....THANK YOU :)
I LOVE....
AIMEE!!
LICKING STUFF
RUM!!!! WHISKEY!! CIDER!!!! HORRID ALCOPOP THINGS! JUST DRINK BASICALLY
MISCHIEF AND MAYHEM!!
BEING THAT TINY LITTLE BIT DIFFERENT....(SPECIAL)
CUDDLES
BEING AN 5 YEAR OLD CHILD TRAPPED INSIDE A 26 YEAR OLD
MEETING NEW PEOPLE....THEY CAN NEVER SEEM TO GET OVER HOW WEIRD I AM
GETTING WREAKED
EATING.....IT'S BAD I KNOW.....BUT MEH...
GENERAL SILLYNESS
DOING THINGS I SHOULDN'T
MY MOBILE! GOD I'M SAD!
HAVING WEIRD HAIR
CARELESSNESS CAUSES FIRE! (good times)
PRIVATE JOKES
PHOTOS OF SILLYNESS
ACCENTS
CARTOONS
COMPUTER GAMES
SC FI
COMEDY OF ALL KINDS
FUN TIMES WITH SPECIAL PEOPLE
MAKING COCKTAILS
HELPING OUT FRIENDS
RANDOM ADVENTURES
I HATE......
BEING ALONE
PEOPLE WHO INSIST ON TALKING TO ME OUTSIDE THE LOO WHIST I'M TRYING TO GO....AHH!!
DOUGHNUTS....IT'S BREAD, JAM AND SUGAR FOR FUCKSAKE!..THEY ALSO FUCKING STINK..
SPIDERS....
SNIPERS....(DON'T ASK.....OR IF YOU MUST....ASK LANCE)
LAMP POSTS...
GHOSTS.....(if i don't see one they don't exsist!!!)
SPIT.....OR SPITTING....FLEM....BEING SPAT ON....ALL MANKY!!
LIARS
PEOPLE WHO BLOCK ME ON MSN FOR NO REASON!!!!!
BEING IGNORED
FALLING OVER.......FOR NO REASON.....EVEN SOBER!!
NO BOOZE
BEING ILL
WALKING UP HILLS
CHILDREN....MOTHERS WITH PRAMS IN SHOPS....DEAR GOD I'M A BAD PERSON!
NO MONEY....FOR BOOZE
BEING SECOND BEST.
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I WOULD VERY MUCH LIKE TO MEET THESE FINE GENTLEMEN ALSO....

I ALSO THINK RICHARD DEAN ANDERSON IS A BIT GOOD :)

BRET= WIN WIN WIN!!!

My Blog

What i wanted to say.......

All men have secrets and here is mine, so let it be knownFor we have been through hell and high tideI can surely rely on youAnd yet you start to recoilHeavy words are so lightly thrownBut still I'd le...
Posted by on Mon, 15 Dec 2008 05:34:00 GMT

DERREN!!! PREDICT THE HORSES FOR ME!! OMG!!!

Ok.......first things first.....Gary Liniker........MOVE ASIDE!! Theres a new man on the block!!!His name is derren......and he's a fitty!! OMG!!! I LOVE HIM!!!He can have me and predict the horses fo...
Posted by on Fri, 21 Nov 2008 18:01:00 GMT

shake the disease

Here is a plea from my heart to youNobody knows me as well as you doYou know how hard it is for me to shake the diseaseThat takes hold of my tongue in situations like theseUnderstand meUnderstand meUn...
Posted by on Wed, 19 Nov 2008 15:13:00 GMT

We had a secret snack

DON'T TELL ANYONE!!!!!KATY FARTED YAY!
Posted by on Wed, 29 Oct 2008 20:23:00 GMT

2 peas in a weirdly odd shaped pod.

I guaranty that not one person apart from Aimee will be interested in this list&&so this is pretty much for our weird pleasure really&&.. Plus anything to stop me writing my sociology essay for 5 min...
Posted by on Sat, 11 Oct 2008 12:30:00 GMT

I dunno if I saw her or if she saw me!!

Tonight made me happy! I needed cheering up&&..and no one in the world is best at that at the moment than the adventures of dale wasted&&. What was probably going to be a dull evening turned into a ...
Posted by on Sat, 11 Oct 2008 00:22:00 GMT

You know what................

....................Screw how crap corsham and bath can be.....if you are in the right company...any fucking where can be the best place to be in the world......   Thats something i've reali...
Posted by on Thu, 24 Jul 2008 16:54:00 GMT

Just when everything was making sense.....

Seriously......getting a job is the hardest thing in the world for someone like me....No one wants to hire me!! Being a lady of leisure is all well and good.......if you have the money to do it with.....
Posted by on Mon, 30 Jun 2008 05:18:00 GMT

TROGMAERA.........

Is the letters for countdown.......i fucking hate countdown.......that weird clock noise freaks me out. Yes i know i'm weird.     Dear lord!! Its time to lay off all things bad for me for a ...
Posted by on Fri, 06 Jun 2008 07:49:00 GMT

Drink wine.....play record......

I think i may have spent to long worrying about things that haven't been worth worrying over.........Its not been a waste of my time.....i just feel like i've got fuck all to show for it....it makes m...
Posted by on Tue, 03 Jun 2008 00:09:00 GMT