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Necro Pimp!!

If you love something, set it free, and if it doesn't come back, HUNT IT DOWN AND KILL IT!

About Me

Myspace Layouts, Myspace Codes, Myspace GraphicsPLEASE DONATE TO THE HEARSE RESTORATION PROJECT. ITS GONNA TAKE A LOT OF TIME AND MONEY TO GET WILLIAM RANDOLPH HEARSE IN GOOD ROAD CONDITION. EVERY LITTLE BIT HELPS. CLICK THE PICTURE BELOW!BRILLIANT QUOTES FROM FAMOUS PEOPLE: "Beware the greedy hand of government, thrusting itself into every corner and crevice of industry." --Thomas Paine"Honest is the best policy - when there is money in it." --Mark Twain"It is dangerous to be right when the government if wrong." --Voltaire"Anything too stupid to be said is sung." --Voltaire"Children today are tyrants. The contradict their parents, gobble their food, and tyrannize their teachers." -Socrates, 469-399BC"In heaven all the interesting people are missing."--Friedrich Nietzsche"The visionary lies to himself, the liar only to others." - Friedrich Nietzsche"If your head is wax, don't walk in the sun."--Benjamin Franklin"Three may keep a secret, if two of them are dead." --Benjamin FranklinWho is rich? He that is content. Who is that? NOBODY. --Benjamin Franklin"I like this place, everybody treats me nice, some of them are a little crazy though." --Ed Gein on prison."When asked if he wore the skin face masks over a prolonged time: 'Not too long, I had other things to do.'" --Ed Gein"I should never have been convicted of anything more serious than running a cemetery without a license." --John Wayne Gacy"Going to the electric chair will be the supreme thrill of my life." --Albert FishI have no particular desire to live. I have no particular desire to be killed. It is a matter of indifference to me. I do not think I am altogether right." --Albert Fish"I didn't want to hurt them, I only wanted to kill them." -- David Berkowitz (Son of Sam)"I will not be tamed or act civilized... Everything I do, I do it to the extreme. Self-mutilation that satisfies me... Fast and hard, sleazy and cruddy... Raw, brutal, rough and bloody !!!" -G.G. Allin"My mind is a machine gun, my body the bullets, and the target is the audience." -G.G. AllinOK THIS IS NOW THE HEARSE RESTORATION HELP BUTTON. THIS IS GONNA BE A LOT OF MONEY AND I'D LIKE TO GET IT ON THE ROAD AS SOON AS POSSIBLE. IF YOU WANNA HELP ME OUT WITH MY RESTORATION FEES PLEASE Click below!!!..Likes: Muay Thai, pirates, scooters, blood, car crashes, rats, leprosy, tattoos, random acts of violence, knives, goats, GUINNESS, flavored cigars, whiskey sours, banana margaritas, watermelon, nachos, alone time, naked bloody girls, making people mad, zombies, Necrophilia, hearses, peg legs, eye patches, hooks, cripples, pain...Hates: the telephone, stupid people, wine (unless its in a bag), spiders, moths, butterflies, seafood, anything grape or tomato flavored.....THIS IS WHAT I DO FOR A LIVING:..
Disorder Rating
Paranoid : Very High
Schizoid : Very High
Schizotypal : Very High
Antisocial : High
Borderline : Very High
Histrionic : High
Narcissistic : Very High
Avoidant : Moderate
Dependent : Moderate
Obsessive-Compulsive : Low
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Advanced Global Personality Test Results
Extraversion |||||||||| 40%
Stability |||||||||||||||| 63%
Orderliness |||||||||| 36%
Accommodation |||||||||| 36%
Interdependence |||||| 30%
Intellectual |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Mystical |||||||||||||| 56%
Artistic |||||||||||| 43%
Religious || 10%
Hedonism |||||||||||||||| 70%
Materialism |||||||||||||||| 70%
Narcissism || 10%
Adventurousness |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Work ethic || 10%
Self absorbed |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Conflict seeking |||||||||||| 43%
Need to dominate |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Romantic |||||||||||| 43%
Avoidant |||||||||||||||| 63%
Anti-authority |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Wealth || 10%
Dependency || 10%
Change averse |||| 16%
Cautiousness |||||||||||| 50%
Individuality |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Sexuality |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Peter pan complex |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Physical security |||||||||||||||| 70%
Physical Fitness |||||||||||||||| 64%
Histrionic |||||||||||| 43%
Paranoia |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Vanity |||||||||||||| 56%
Hypersensitivity || 10%
Female cliche |||||||||||||||||| 76% Take Free Advanced Global Personality Test
personality tests by similarminds.comBELOW IS MY AMAZON WISH LIST. IF YOU FEEL LIKE PURCHASING ME SOME READING MATERIAL OR WONDER WHAT TO GET ME FOR MY BIRTHDAY OR WHATEVER ELSE LAME HOLIDAY, THIS WILL MAKE IT EASY FOR YOU.The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Seventh Level of Hell!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:

Level Score
Purgatory (Repenting Believers) Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers) Very Low
Level 2 (Lustful) Very High
Level 3 (Gluttonous) High
Level 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious) Very High
Level 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy) Extreme
Level 6 - The City of Dis (Heretics) Very High
Level 7 (Violent) Extreme
Level 8- the Malebolge (Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers) Very High
Level 9 - Cocytus (Treacherous) Very High
Take the Dante's Inferno Hell Test Seventh Level of HellGuarded by the Minotaur, who snarls in fury, and encircled within the river Phlegethon, filled with boiling blood, is the Seventh Level of Hell. The violent, the assasins, the tyrants, and the war-mongers lament their pitiless mischiefs in the river, while centaurs armed with bows and arrows shoot those who try to escape their punishment. The stench here is overpowering. This level is also home to the wood of the suicides- stunted and gnarled trees with twisting branches and poisoned fruit. At the time of final judgement, their bodies will hang from their branches. In those branches the Harpies, foul birdlike creatures with human faces, make their nests. Beyond the wood is scorching sand where those who committed violence against God and nature are showered with flakes of fire that rain down against their naked bodies. Blasphemers and sodomites writhe in pain, their tongues more loosed to lamentation, and out of their eyes gushes forth their woe. Usurers, who followed neither nature nor art, also share company in the Seventh Level.

My Interests


Cool Slideshows www.nvsc.net -SCOOTERS BITCHES! blood, rats, guinness, ebay, smoking cigars, horror, gore, live shows, death, torture, hootenannys and hoedowns, 80's movies, reading, debauchery. that kinda shit...
Cool Slideshows

I'd like to meet:

Interesting people, people who can intrigue me, carry on a good intense conversation about bizarre shit, people who are not afraid to get naked and go hottubbing (this does not mean i will fuck you), gorey makeup artists and photographers, weapon enthusiasts, somebody who will give up their flesh so I can cannibalize....any volunteers? AND PEOPLE FROM NEW ZEALAND AND AITUTAKI!!!! people from other countries, Kung Fu Masters, necrophiliacs...

Music:

Finntroll!!! GG Allin, Real McKenzies, Cocksparrer, Epoxies, The Clash, MC Chris, Tom Jones, SLF, Guns & Roses, Desmond Dekker, Run DMC, Johnny Cash, Twisted Sister, Exploding Hearts, Def Leppard, Poison, Cannibal Corpse, Macabre, Rob Zombie, Adicts, Iron Maiden, Damned, Rezillos, Cockney Rejects, Towers of London, The Pillows, The Faint, most any traditional ska or skinhead ska, Gwar, Social Distortion, The Briefs, Patsy Cline, Hank Williams Sr., Manowar, Slayer, Boston, Queen, AC/DC, Jimmy Buffet, Barry White, ABBA, Buddy Holly, Hanoi Rocks, Dean Martin, Joan Jett, Dead Boys, Adverts, ABBA, Cocksparrer, David Allan Coe, David Bowie, Elvis, Gorgoroth, Lumsk, Hank III, Slim Whitman, Hayseed Dixie, Jabbers, Murder Junkies, Johnny Dilks, Merle Haggard, Rezillos, Richard Cheese, Sigur Ros, The Cramps, 45 Grave, Hollywood Brats, New York Dolls, Ramones, Riistetyt, Hirax, Cryptomaniacs, Gastly Ones, Monster Squad
, Abuse, Peligro Social, Sloppy Seconds, Turisas, Eluveitie, Arkona, In Extremo, Generation X, Peter and the Test Tube Babies, The Cars, 4Skins, Angelic Upstarts, Black Flag, Blitz, Business, Briggs, Damned, Dresden Dolls, Pogues, Fear, G.B.H., Horrorpops, Oxymorons, Sham 69, Swingin' Utters, Vice Squad, X-Ray Spex, almost all oldies, U2, Police, Cruachan, Orphaned Land...more...

Movies:

Dead Alive, Bad Taste, any Harmony Korine film, Valley Girl, Demons, Return of the Living Dead, The Virgin Suicides, Heathers, Fight Club, Labrynth, Army of Darkness, Evil Dead, Clash of the Titans, Akira, Dead Leaves, Dellamorte Dellamore, Bully, Heavenly Creatures, Quills, Zombie, Land of the Dead, Night, Day, Dawn too, Little Mermaid, Aladdin (yeah i'm a fag), Gummo, Run Ronnie Run, Battle Royale, Lone Wolf and Cub series, Flight of the Navigator, Bubba Ho Tep, Cry Baby, Hairspray, Hated, Frankenhooker, Beyond the Valley of the Dolls, Little Otik, Eraserhead, Trick or Treat, Spider Baby, I Spit on Your Grave, Re-Animator Trilogy, Re-Penetrator, Porn of the Dead, Tom Yum Goong, Ong Bak... ..

Television:

Kids in the Hall, Aqua Teen, Strangers with Candy, the Simpsons, Young Ones, Freaks and Geeks, the ORIGINAL Degrassi High and Junior High, FLCL, Elimidate, travel shows, Viva La Bam, Jeopardy, House Hunters, How Clean is Your House, Cartoon Network, Double Dare, Debt w/ Wink Martindale, Hellsing, The Maxx, Stranded w/ Cash Peters, Anthony Bourdain's No Reservations, Man VS. Wild, Most Extreme Challenge...thats all for now... .. width="425" height="350" ....

Books:

anything by H.P. Lovecraft, Stephen King, Augusten Burroughs, Time Life's serial killer profiles, Zombie Survival Guide, Make Love the Bruce Campbell Way, Pirate Books, Dr. Seuss, The Real Story of Sleeping Beauty, Serial Killer Encyclopedia, anything about crime, killers, death, torture, horror, sex, subservience, psychological disorders and so on...

Heroes:

MARQUIS DE SADE GG Allin, Albert Fish, Jeffrey Dahmer, Heidi Fleiss, Traci Lords (no longer a whore and still hot and talented), Mr. Miagi

My Blog

THE CDC CHRONICLES....

THIS IS THE BULLSHIT WE DEAL WITH EVERYDAY AT MY JOB. SOMETIMES THOUGH YOU FIND A RARE GEM LIKE THESE LETTERS THAT MAKES THE ENTIRE OFFICE LAUGH...CHECK BACK OFTEN FOR MORE HAPPY CUSTOMER LETTERS.blam...
Posted by Necro Pimp!! on Wed, 16 May 2007 05:48:00 PST

MORE PEOPLE THAT HATE ME.

THIS ONE IS PROBBLY EVEN FUNNIER THAN THE LAST ONE. PEOPLE ARE SO STUPID. HERE YA GO:http://forum.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=messageboar d.viewThread&groupID=100009804&page=4&EntryID=.. .
Posted by Necro Pimp!! on Tue, 10 Apr 2007 08:33:00 PST

I WISH

I HAD A BOYFRIEND THAT WOULD ANSWER HIS PHONE. AND MAYBE RETURN CALLS. OR MAKE AN EFFORT TO HANG OUT WITH ME. OR EVEN WANT TO HANG OUT WITH ME. WELL, I'M DONE MAKING THE EFFORT. I'M DONE CARING. IF WE...
Posted by Necro Pimp!! on Mon, 09 Apr 2007 04:56:00 PST

REDNECKIN'

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Posted by Necro Pimp!! on Tue, 27 Mar 2007 10:30:00 PST

"I HATE NECRO PIMP" GROUP THREAD

SO THIS GROUP HAS DECIDED TO HATE ME BECAUSE OF A POST I PUT UP. I THINK ITS FUNNY AND ITS MY SOURCE OF AMUSEMENT FOR THE NEXT FEW DAYS OR UNTIL I GET BORED. I THOUGHT EVERYONE ELSE SHOULD GET A CHANC...
Posted by Necro Pimp!! on Sat, 24 Mar 2007 02:10:00 PST

THINGS I WANT...

http://www.redstartdesign.com/SubtleSafety.htmlTHE ONLY RING I REALLY NEED.....ITS LIKE BRASS KNUCKLES BUT NOT.I WILL BE ADDING MORE STUFF LATER....
Posted by Necro Pimp!! on Fri, 23 Mar 2007 08:34:00 PST

SUNDAY

WAS A REALLY COOL FUCKING DAY. ONE OF THE BEST I'VE HAD IN A LOOOONG TIME. THANX FUCKER!
Posted by Necro Pimp!! on Tue, 06 Mar 2007 12:35:00 PST

MY DARK HOROSCOPE

SO I'M BASICALLY A GOLD DIGGIN' LAZY CUNT. Darkside Libra Disclaimer: not my creation, taken from the book Darkside Zodiac.You are vain, shallow and petulant. You...
Posted by Necro Pimp!! on Thu, 15 Feb 2007 02:51:00 PST

HORROR DRUNKETTE OF THE MONTH---FEBUARY 2007

ITS ME!From: Horror Drunx©Date: Feb 1, 2007 1:00 PMHorror Drunkette of the month questions by Captain Creepy of the Duke City Horror Drunx.Name: JenIAge: 26Location: Napa, Ca1) FAVORITE SEXUAL POSITIO...
Posted by Necro Pimp!! on Fri, 02 Feb 2007 05:34:00 PST

SACRAMENTO PICS

HERE ARE SOME PICS FROM THE CHILI COOKOFF/HOOTENANNY ON SATURDAY NIGHT. JOLENE TOOK THESE AND I THINK SHE DID AN AWESOME JOB OF CAPTURING THE BEAUTY.....TIM JONES RENO 911 STYLE..PLAYIN' THE SPOONS......
Posted by Necro Pimp!! on Tue, 16 Jan 2007 04:52:00 PST