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~Jenn~ THE bitchi Miki

jmchiavaroli

About Me

All About ME !!
I am a retired Post Mortem Cardiovascular Surgeon and Anatomical Chemistry Distributor. My hubby and I have an on-line company, www.CityMorgueGiftShop.com, that is running itself...finally! I'm currently retired, staying at home to take care of my grandparents. I work part-time as a mystery shopper when I find free time. Somehow, I get pulled back into the funeral business by friends and family asking for favors...touch up this, organize that, correct this, etc. I guess I just can't keep my grubby hands off all them there bodies!I try my best to be a good person, or as my hubby says, be good at being bad! I love my family and would do anything for them. If you are a true friend, you will know that I will do anything for you. I hate people who are fake...Oh, and stupid people really amuse me.
You Are 76% Bitchy
While you may not think of yourself as the ice queen, admit it, you're often in a bad mood.
And it's those around you who often bear the brunt of your annoyance, even if they haven't done anything wrong! How Bitchy Are You?..

My Interests

Cemetery photography...they are so interesting and beautiful. Entertaining myself with laughter, silliness, gore and insanity. Crafts, Serial Killers, whatever...

I'd like to meet:

Jenna Jameson is awesome. Charles Manson, just to see a glimpse of his insanity. I've always wanted to have a prison pen-pal. I admire people that are heroes in their own special way, in their everyday lives. Anyone who can make me laugh and entertain.

Music:

I can tolerate almost anything....I love these Vampire Weekend boys :)

Movies:

Anything by Tim Burton/Johnny Depp, most stuff by Quinten Tarantino, most horror and comedy. All time favorites include: Natural Born Killers, Pulp Fiction, The Wedding Singer, The Breakfast Club and the classic 80's teen angst movies, Kill Bill(s), Blue Harvest...

Television:

I watch COPS and America's Most Wanted...I know that one day I'll see someone I know getting busted, and like I said, stupid people are funny. Family Guy, That 70's Show,House...all favorites. I HATE Dr. Phil. The first season of Six Feet Under. Anything that can hold my interest.

Books:

Stuff on : Death, Celebrities, Sex, Crafts....Sexual Celebrity Death Crafts :)

Heroes:

People who don't need excuses for what they do, good or bad.