Damian

Damian Lanahan-Kalish is a traitior to his class. Although the proud owner of thirty purebread pony corpses as well as a prestigiously hyphenated surname, he chooses to associate with drunks, "artists" and other degenerates rather than his fellows at the country club. Among the perverts he's been known to collaborate with are some of the most infamous smut peddlers and "rock musicians" plauging our communities today: James "the Real James" Call, the Beebe Brothers, German Cars Vs. American Homes, Mike Garlington and other truly horrible people. Often found reciting lecherous verse to beatniks accompanied by raucous jungle music, this individual is a discrace to his Blood, his Name and to the Royal House of Windsor.As founder of the prestigous Mishap Organization, Damian Lanahan-Kalish (also known among unemployed or middle-income vermin as "Skinny D") has had many opportunities to mend his evil ways. Alas, he has thrown away his youth and family fortune fronting the "punk" combo Endorphin as well as producing a string of obscene record albums. Currently he is working on a book of vile poetry.