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Im a gin-slugging, loud mouthed, overstepping, chain smoking ginger bitch & there's not a damned thing you can do to avoid it. Im put up or shut up. Im love it or leave it. Grey areas dont exist in my life. I love you or hate you. Take it or leave it.
This woman is my fucking idol. "When Im good, Im good. When Im bad, Im even better..." - Mae West.
Baby close your eyes&listen to the music drifting through a summer breeze; its a groovy night&I can show you how to use it; come along with me and put your mind at ease; a little less conversation, a little more action please; all this aggravation ain't satisfactioning me; a little more bite&a little less bark; a little less fight&a little more spark; close your mouth and open up your heart&baby satisfy me..
Contact me, if you dare: AIM = SheDrownsOphelia.
♥ Mel.
♠ 25.
♣ Libra to the core.
♥ Complete & total glamourpuss. I live for fashion, designer perfume, & MAC makeup.
♠ I adore Mae West. Of all of the 1930s starlets, she's my inspiration when it comes to sass.
♣ My attitude is equivalent to that of Karen Walker.
♥ Im a cut to the chase kind of gal. I dont deal with a whole lot of bullshit.
♠ Photography = lifeblood.
♣ Im a Slavic mutt essentially.
♥ Im a hardcore daddy's girl but not in the generic way. My father is one of the most important men in my life.
♠ I have old-man-itis. Ive always been attracted to older men & it's almost to a sick point.
♣ Im obsessed with the Mafia & Italian culture in general even though I dont have one iota of Italian in my blood.
♥ I ♥ New Jersey.
♠ I also secretly wish I could pull off the Jersey Girl subculture look thing.
♣ I have a ridiculous obsession with sculpting the perfect body which means that I am neurotically vain.
♥ Im also overly communicative. I have to check & double check everything. Frankly, I think it makes me efficient.
♠ I ♥ Al Pacino. A lot. Especially his rants in his movies. My heart pitter patters when he starts yelling. I will marry him someday.
♣ John Daniels; He may be Jack to you but when you've known his as long as I have it's only acceptable to refer to him as John.
♥ I hate when people dont have the courtesy to return your phone call even if it's just to tell you that they cant make it.
♠ I love a man in a 3 piece suit a la Michael Corleone.
♣ However, in my opinion, there is nothing worse than a submissive male. I cant stand men who lay down & relinquish control.
♥ Full blown Tom Waits worshipper; No one should love Tom Waits as much as I do.
♠ I love when people use 30s/40s terminology (hep cat, daddyo, doll, etc). I think it's super cute.
♣ I also adore scat/swing music...a LOT. It makes my heart jump in about 4 different areas.
♥ Las Vegas stole my heart at the age of 7. I love the gaudy glamour & all of the lights.
♠ I rock a pompador like nobody's business.
♣ Natural redhead/ginger kid & everything that goes along with it.
"All energy flows according to the whims of the great magnet. What a fool I was to defy him! We'd gone in search of the American dream. It had been a lame fuck around; a waste of time. There was no point in looking back. Fuck no. Not today, thank you kindly. My heart was filled with joy. I felt like a monster reincarnation of Horatio Alger : a man on the move & just sick enough to be TOTALLY CONFIDENT.."
..Camera Obscura..
