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Stevo

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About Me

Imagine if you will a ninja army riding unicorns into an epic battle (compareable to that really rad battle from lord of the rings) against zombie pirates sitting atop dinosaurs while the ramones are being pumped out of loud speakers for all to hear. I'm kinda like that but totally like twenty times more rad.

My Interests

mopeds, comic books, horror movies, snow boarding, ak-a-hol, cigarettes, tattoos, peircings, skating, playin the gee-tar and the bass gee-tar,

I'd like to meet:

A real life unicorn, pegasus, minotaur, dinosaur, griffin, liger, wizard, and/or Barbra Streisand. I think she's the ultimate.

Music:

punk, ska, indie, hard core, blah blah blah

Movies:

evil dead, evil dead 2, army of darkness, night of the living dead, dawn of the dead, day of the dead, return of the living dead, the beyond, zombie, dead alive, bad taste, reservoir dogs, last house on the left, castle freak, re-animator, the cabinet of dr caligari, the toxic avenger, tromeo and juliet, a boy and his dog, summer of sam, interview with the vampire, house by the cemetary, hell of the living dead (aka night of the zombies), cannibal holocaust, 28 days later, the warriors, sleepaway camp,house of 1000 corpses, devils rejects,

Television:

no thanks

Books:

the catcher in the rye, perv: a love story, if chins could kill: confessions of a b-movie actor, hitch hikers guide to the galaxy, the walking dead, teenagers from mars, bone, y: the last man, sin city, preacher,

Heroes:

ninja turtles, the x-men, batman, spider-man, battle pope

My Blog

Metal Core/Emo Kids...

...have stupid fucking hair.  Please cut it. Please. It's just retarded looking.     Thank you.
Posted by Stevo on Fri, 09 Nov 2007 09:18:00 PST

Holy Shit, Something Positive!

Just a few things: Bike kids - Rollin round on bicycles is actually a pretty fun way to save gas and I would probably do the same thing for cost effective reasons but living in Church H...
Posted by Stevo on Fri, 09 Nov 2007 09:02:00 PST

Punks & Bros (Not Pimps Nor Ho’s)

The great conflict continues!  Recent events have led to my own line of reasoning and questioning why we fight.  First we must examine that which we have in common and that which s...
Posted by Stevo on Fri, 02 Nov 2007 06:58:00 PST

Stop biking, start a revolution

Just a few things. Hipster bike culture: Here in the real world, some people live really far out from their place of employment.  Riding a bike 15 miles through winter weather afte...
Posted by Stevo on Fri, 21 Sep 2007 04:44:00 PST

Not to be an ass hole....

Dear fat girls, Your boobs are only big becasue you're fat, not becasue you're sexy.  So please stop.  Please. Thank you, Steve
Posted by Stevo on Thu, 30 Aug 2007 01:19:00 PST

Happy people, angry music

I have decided that Richmond needs more upbeat bands.  There is more than enough thrash/hardcore/metalcore/grindcore/metal/street/"stab your very own mother in the back while screeching llam...
Posted by Stevo on Wed, 29 Aug 2007 07:06:00 PST

Git-er-dun! I gots me an education! I'm gittin' hitched!

So I just went through the Thomas Dale class of 2004 list on myspace and came to find that things were much worse than I thought.  So many people I went to high school with are now married and sh...
Posted by Stevo on Sat, 23 Jun 2007 06:57:00 PST

Hipsters with bad facial hair.

Beards and mustaches/dirt lips.   Stop it.   Seriously.   It's not attractive.
Posted by Stevo on Mon, 18 Jun 2007 11:48:00 PST