My life is just a scrapbook of old friends and faded memories.
*****ATTENTION STUPID FUCKS*****
- If you do not know me in real life, do not friend request me, because I will not accept it.
- If you're a band, don't friend request me, I'll request you if I want you on my shit.
- If you do think you know me in real life but I don't know you, you will not be accepted.
- If I've seen both you and your mother naked, leave, because you're not welcome here.
- If you are still reading this without having left due to the preceding statements, read on...
~ dickkead
(message me, I don't care who you are...)
(Last updated 09/04/07)
My name is Wade, and I'm from Baltimore (or less), Maryland. Essex (what?!) to be exact. I've lived here my whole life, and I'm not sure if I want to stay here for the rest of it yet. I might want to move to a warmer or colder climate, most likely colder, if I can some day find someone to really truly love, who will love me EQUALLY and not treat me like a piece of shit. Though I may just buy a house here and make it my home.
Probably my favorite thing is skateboarding. I fear the day when I grow too old to do it anymore. I have a four foot high miniramp or halfpipe, whatever you like to call it in my back yard. Last year I rebuilt it with all new plywood, and it's doing great. I wish I could express to people the feeling of skateboarding. I have been doing it for most of my life, and I can't imagine giving it up, ever. I have a few tattoo's (hookups girl, skateboard, independent, and starry night sleeve) and a few piercings (nipples and ears).
One of the biggest things in my life is music. I listen to punk rock. Not punk rock like the youth of today calls punk rock, I mean the real deal. Most of my life I have been a big fan of music, and I like most types of it. There are a few types of music I don't like, one being country. But I can honestly say I have diversity, and can listen to a wide variety of music. My favorite band is NOFX, and my favorite song is "The Decline". If you don't know what either of those are, and would like to listen to them, go ahead and do it. You never know, maybe you'll enjoy it. The types of bands that I enjoy listening to the most are listed in the collage on my music section.
My love life, to put it quite simply; sucks. Either I'm setting myself up for rejection, or I'm being treated like shit. I don't really understand why, because I'm really not a bad guy. Most of my life I've been bad at dating. If it isn't one thing, it's another.
I am an agnostic. If you don't know what that is, then look it up. The less we know, the better. If you're a Christian who wants to force your religion on everyone, then you can leave now. I don't have a problem with anyones religious beliefs. In fact, I applaud those who have the guts to truly believe what they believe without the worry of what others might think. Whether it be in God or Allah, or Buddha, Or no God at all. Because deep down we all have our own belief, and to lie to yourself about it, or to be a blind follower, isn't the right thing to do. Feel free to message me about it, and I'm sure we can have a nice little discussion. I'm definitely not afraid of discussion.
My immediate family consists of seven members. My father, mother, and four older sisters. Yes, I'm the baby of the family. My father's name is John, and my mother's name is Cynthia. My sister's names, in the order they were born are; Mandy, Brandy, Selena, and Lola. My sister Selena got married, I have been friends with her husband for years, and he's a really cool guy. Now he's my brother in law, his name is Jerry.
I'm a graduate of Chesapeake High School here in Baltimore, MD. (If you know anyone there, ask some teachers about me, I'm sure they love me) Before that I went to Deep Creek Middle, and even before that I went to Sandalwood Elementary. That's where my education stops, I haven't yet attended college. I say yet, because I know I'm going to. I do however realize that I'm older now, but you're never too old to further your education. I don't consider myself smart, but a lot of my friends think I'm a geek. I don't consider myself dumb either.
I have a wide knowledge of computers, and built the two that I use now. I'm both knowledgeable in software and hardware. I no longer work at Comcast in Whitemarsh as a I.P. Support Tech. (when you had trouble with your internet, I'm the guy you used to get on the phone) but I quit that job for reasons I'd rather not discuss.
I do have a good amount of friends that care about me, and I care about them. My friends are there for me when I need them, and are very fun people to be around. Whether or not we're going to a party, or hanging out at the bar. I feel that one of the most important things there is to keep someone as sane as possible is good friends. Most of mine are goofy bastards with nothing more in mind than having a great, fun time.
I also care about beer, which is apparently one of the reasons I can't hold a good relationship, or so states my last girlfriend. I don't think there's anything wrong with drinking. I don't think there's anything wrong with people who use drugs when it's not abuse. I agree that people can be too politically correct, but at the same time agree that some people aren't enough.
I don't like racist people. I don't like violence. I don't like people who are straight edge, and vegan, and anything else trendy like that (if only) for the reason of being trendy. I'm pro-choice. I don't believe in capital punishment. I don't believe in the war in Iraq. I hate George W. Bush, and think he's an American terrorist (or errorist). I am an asshole. I like to piss people off. Some people call me passive agressive. I collect things, such as stickers, records, beer bottle caps, and some other stuff, just for the sake of collecting them.
I don't like people who judge other people before getting to know them. I personally try to treat everyone I meet and know the way I'd like to be treated. I try to be nice, and honestly think I'm a genuine human being. I'm not out to "get" anyone, and I won't be fake around people. I just try to be myself, and hopefully people will accept me for who I am, and the problems I may have.
I know it's lame to list the type of car I drive in here, so I'm not going to. There might be a picture of my current one in my profile pictures.
I am also one of the original members of the Wild Eagles. People know me as COBRA. I'm in the band called Blood Doughnuts .
I love you all,
-Wade
