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Beer Kong

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About Me


It's Matt FUCKINGDawson
People mostly call me Dawson.
I LOVE my girlfriend a whole lot.
I'm extremely fucking jealous.
I'm one part country.
Two parts Rock n' Roll
Being a redneck is a way of life.
I miss my grandmother alot.
The "Good Ol' Days" consist of Kayla Marie, and Laura Michelle
I hate the word salami.
Salt & Vinegar chips make me want to vomit.
I could eat pepperoni lunchables for every meal.
I love photography.
So I went to school and learnt it.
Hallmark c/o 2005.
Now I'm a professional photographer.
Life is good.
I drive a '95 Ford Bronco running on 7/8 cylinders.
It's my pride and joy.
I pray to a god named Diddy every night.
I live for the weekend.
Sundays are for recovery.
I love arts & crafts with loverly.
Football is life.
I the redskins.
Jack Daniels did me super dirty.
So I'll stick to Kaitlyn Stanley.
I play beer bong every weekend.
Kaitlyn Stanley, and Matt Dawson are the best team ever.
My friends are amazing.
Even the creepy myspace ones.
Maryland really sucks.
But you guys keep me here.
I take goodely pictures.
But only if you've got the benjis.
Jessica Biel is the 2nd hottest chick ever.
Don't try to tell me otherwise.
Deer are delicious.
But hunting them is funner.
I love you Papa Bear ♥Guppie.
My Middle name is Galen.
My birthday is March 25th.
Everyone seems to forget.
I HATE trashy people.
To be quite honest, I really don't like people in general all that much.
I like meeting new people though, so go ahead and add me.
THE TOP 8 WAS THE WORST THING THAT'S HAPPENED TO MYSPACE.
AIM-ewwkayfartedeww

My Interests

checking the woman's myspace to get super jealous of her picture comments and profile comments. work during the week, Beer Pong during the weekend. Hunting, (Deer are delicous) Fishing. Jack Daniels. Beer Bongs, sleeping, FOOTBALL. Redskins. Tailgating. Throwing the ball around. Video Games, Halo, Madden...you know how I do.

I'd like to meet:

no celebrities or anything, just people that know how to have a good time. People that claim they can beat me at beer pong.

Music:


Like I said, one part country, two parts rock & roll. Toby Keith, Brad Paisley, Alan Jackson, Wille Nelson, Old School Tim McGraw (he's a pussy now.) Big and Rich...no girl country singers. they make me vomit. Coheed and Cambria, The Used, My Chemical Romance, Fall Out Boy, System of a Down.. no screaming death music. My favorite music, however, involves a drunk girlfriend and an attempt at Christmas Carols.

Movies:

Days of Thunder is the best movie EVER. Lord of the Rings, yeah I'm a tool. Star Wars. Gladiator, Basic, Napolean Dynamite, Boondock Saints, The Village, Ladder 49, Signs, Bad Santa, Ghost, Mothman Prophesies, Saving Private Ryan, We Were Soldiers, Disney movies, The Notebook made me cry.

Television:

I Love the NFL. Sportcenter every morning is my routine. No time for TV otherwise.

Books:

Reading sucks, I'd much rather watch the movie.

Heroes:

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My Blog

update

so I lied.  I might just start using myspace as my little journal instead of LJ.  Work here recently has been alot more fun than it used to be.  Kaitlyn and I went to some parties last ...
Posted by Beer Kong on Fri, 19 Aug 2005 05:33:00 PST

blogging

Yeah, I don't blog on MySpace.  so if you wanna hear about recent shit going on in Matt Dawson's exciting (ha) life, just check out www.livejournal.com/users/ewwkayfartedeww...
Posted by Beer Kong on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST