ANTI-ROLE-MODEL OF HUMAN EXPECTATIONS!!
I'M THE ONE DANCING BUTT NAKED IN FRONT OF THE BATHROOM MIRROR WHILE GUNS N' ROSES "WELCOME TO THE JUNGLE" IS BLARING OUT OF THE STEREO. I'M THE ONE DANCING ON THE BAR AFTER TO MANY JAGERMEISTER SHOTS. I'M THE ONE PLAYING CLOSET STRIPPER IN A EXOTIC-DANCER STORE. I'M THE ONE ROCKING THE BATTING CAGES LIKE NO OTHER. I'M THE ONE PARENTS LOVE FOR A UNKNOWN REASON. I'M THE ONE WHO SETS THE KITCHEN ON FIRE. I'M THE ONE LOVING HOLLYWOOD MORE THAN ANYTHING ELSE. I'M THE ONE WHO MANAGED TO WORK FOUR JOBS A DAY AND STILL FEEL IMBALANCED. I'M THE ONE EVERYONE SAYS "I DON'T WANNA END UP LIKE HER", BUT I KNOW THATS ALL U WANT. I'M THE ONE WITH A LIFE BUILD ON A PILE OF SHIT & STILL THINKING I AM THE LUCKIEST BASTARD ON THIS PLANET!...
I'M THE ONE ...!!!
