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Penelope Edmund

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Music:

Member Since: 12/27/2007
Band Members: songs written, arranged and composed by Penelope Edmund. backing vocals, handclaps, doggie barks and howls by DoveDog
Influences: people and places
Record Label: unsigned
Type of Label: None

My Blog

a horrible horrible motherfucking week

What a motherfucking week. Jesus. It all began last week actually. Firstly - two teeth pulled out. Not no teeth, not even one tooth. Two teeth. Second - one of my toenails fell off. Third - w...
Posted by Penelope Edmund on Wed, 25 Jun 2008 08:43:00 PST

too HOT

Lying in the 40oC sun. Bare. Oil on body. Tits burning. Not a lizard in sight. Yeah I did this solidly for the past two weeks in Spain and it was fucking great. Then I started thinking how terrible it...
Posted by Penelope Edmund on Tue, 06 May 2008 03:54:00 PST

How I Would Fight Victoria Beckham

Ok I really hate Victoria Beckham so this is how I would fight her.Before anything begins, I remove her aviator sunglasses and toss them onto the pavement. Then I crush them with my boot. When she ben...
Posted by Penelope Edmund on Mon, 31 Mar 2008 02:06:00 PST