Japanese tourists: YES! |
Normally I hate tourists. But today I fucking love them!
So I'm working on the Member's desk at Tate, looking at things on the internet. I look up from my desk to find a group of Japanese te...
Posted by on Fri, 14 Dec 2007 05:49:00 GMT |
MESSAGE TO PEOPLE RIDING THEIR BROMPTON BIKES ON THE PAVEMENT |
Erm, Hello! spaz pedals! Do you mind getting your fucking dwarf wheels out of my way please! It's too frikking busy to ride a bike on the pavement, even if your folding bike is extremely small. G...
Posted by on Sat, 27 Oct 2007 08:33:00 GMT |
Mouse glue: how not to kill a mouse |
We have a mouse in our flat! It was ok at first, but then it kept eating stuff like garlic and leaving little shits in our kitchen. So we set the trap above with some cheese. We left it for 5 ...
Posted by on Tue, 02 Oct 2007 20:22:00 GMT |
Chin ups on the 149 |
Why do people think it's a good idea to do chin ups on the 149? Or any bendy bus route in London
Is the bus some kind of cardiovascular haven for these people to retreat to after smoking a ...
Posted by on Wed, 13 Jun 2007 09:04:00 GMT |
LUSH COSMETICS |
Lush Cosmetics. Why don't they re-name it cystitis-after-one-bath cosmetics. Or, migraine-as-soon-as-you-enter-our-shop cosmetics. Then at least you'd have an idea of what you're letting yourself in f...
Posted by on Thu, 07 Jun 2007 03:04:00 GMT |
