About Me

Hullo
I'm Romy
I have a bumchin!!!!
I'm just going into 2nd year at St. Vincent's College in Gosport and I'm studying some stuffs!
I'm probably the weirdest person you'd find on here yet the most annoyingly shy person in real life!!!
I always look really gay and act really gay and I don't mean gay in like a homophobic way I mean it in the new cool way like yeahh that's gay but then I mean I look and act gay as in it's not good that I'm a bit of a gay reallyyyyyy =)
If that makes sense
I mean
If dat mkz sns =)
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Okey
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More down below =) Watch all the videos =D please =D All created by my chums and myself =)

NEW FLESHES

WATCH IT ITS A CORKER! But watch the ones below first as they are the first episodes =)FLESHES PART 2Fleshes Part 2

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I have two cats
They're called Snoopy and Pickles
Snoopy gets the squits quite a lot
And struts around with poo hanging out her bum swinging to and fro
But my mum won't take her to the vets unless me and my sisters pay
But I don't really want to spend my money on that
So I leave her be with a pooey bumhole
I'm half Scottish and half Dutch
I looove Scotland ^-^ It's way great
ow I'm really quite happy at the moment =D
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These are some songs me and Alex have made in our band Rolex!!
Hay Bails and January Sales
[Rip off of Paint Your Target by Fightstar]
You can stack them all
Running around the mall in a T-shirt that you bought off a market stall
Buy one get one free
Or two for one at Sainsbury's
It's a good deal and you'll never pay the mortgage again!
You stumble
Through Hay Bails
Your life is one big January Sale
Gunwharf or.. Next Outlet
Now pour tea out the Spout, look
Palahnuik's Fetish
[Rip off of Palahnuik's Laughter by Fightstar
Stop touching me up!
Cause I won't ever get it up!
(Just look, don't touch my massive crutch)
I'm sitting in my deck chair!
Flossing with your minge hair!
{Just look don't touch my MASSIVE CRUUUUTCH!!!!
OOREYYYT
[Rolex original]
OOOREYYYT
YEREYYYT
OOOREYYYT
YEREYYYT
OOOREYYYT
YEREYYYT
OOOREYYYT
YEREYYYT
OOOREYYYT
YEREYYYT
OOOREYYYT
YEREYYYT
etc.I ate PVA glue today =)

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My Interests

I have the most beautiful flask!!! Don't ever drink from it!!! Mazu Kan =)
Guitar Hero
Power Showers
Kingdom Hearts
Being a twat =)

This is a little something Matt and I mustered up last year =D

I'd like to meet:

I'd like to meet a big fanny so i could punch it in the face
Oh and mmmmmatthewwww =D

My WEEEEEE Comment Box
Romy is

Gnome =)

Music:

I go through phases of obsessions =)

JACK PENATE!!
JAMIE T!!
BLOC PARTY!!

Always will love
Student*Rick
Mad Caddies
Me First and the Gimme Gimmes
Brand New
Jamie T
Queen

Movies:

Disney movies
Toy Story
Donnie Darko
The Wizard Of Oz

Television:

Ren and Stimpy
THE APPRENTICE
Child Of Our Time
Pretty much anything with the Hoff in

Books:

Stephen King Harry Potter James Herbert Clockwork Orange - I want to write like that!! Angela Carter - The Bloody Chamber

Heroes:

Pikachu
My Bruva From Anuva Mother

Pickles [My Cat] and Geoff [My Polar Bear]

My Blog

Celebrity Morph" by MyHeritage

MyHeritage: Family trees - Genealogy - Celebs...
Posted by Alan Partridge on Sun, 25 Nov 2007 05:22:00 PST

My Ant Jokes

Where do ants go for their holidays?Frants!What do you call an ant who skips school?A truant!What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?All sorts of antics!What do you call a greedy ant?An ...
Posted by Alan Partridge on Mon, 12 Nov 2007 11:40:00 PST

Oh nose a modern version of Little Red Riding Hood I made in 1st year =S

Once upon a time, in a city far, far away in a city called Rosyth, there was a young girl called Rosie. Rosie was kind, clever and caring, and her extreme beauty was already showing through her featur...
Posted by Alan Partridge on Thu, 18 Oct 2007 12:37:00 PST

Arguements on MSN =D

View High ResolutionOrder Prints & GiftsCreate Your Own Site .. language=JavaScript> function pageLoadedActions () { } ..> .. p01pe03 11 -->.. pvc=11 --> .. language=JavaScript src="http:...
Posted by Alan Partridge on Tue, 24 Jul 2007 05:15:00 PST

Fanny Flaps =)

new number-07936 100 365 give me a tingle i will giv u a tingle bak- maybe says:but wat me u and jenni should do is get some jogging bottoms new number-07936 100 365 give me a tingle i will giv u a ti...
Posted by Alan Partridge on Sat, 02 Jun 2007 12:52:00 PST

Scoootland =) Photographs and Videosss

How funnnn was scooootland flippin eck jesus christ oh my days!!! There was an awful lot of Turban Stealing Bush Jumping Followed Home by a 28 Year Old Man Who Refused To Leave Us Alone lmao Burglar ...
Posted by Alan Partridge on Mon, 09 Apr 2007 04:15:00 PST

SOME GIRLS AT COLLEGE

JUST NEED TO STOP BITCHING AND FIND SOMETHING BETTER TO TALK ABOUT INSTEAD OF SLAGGING PEOPLE OFF AND MAKING IT SOOOO OBVIOUS THAT THEY ARE TALKING ABOUT YOU AND CALLING YOU A BITCH OR A BARBIE OR FAT...
Posted by Alan Partridge on Tue, 13 Mar 2007 02:27:00 PST

Romy's Poems =)

Here are some poems that I have written for people upon request *posh face* there was a boy called ant who went to mend an ant because it broke its lant-ern but he fell down a trant and ended up...
Posted by Alan Partridge on Wed, 07 Mar 2007 03:08:00 PST

Anchorman Quotes XD

..> ..> Ron Burgundy: [to dog] You're so wise. You're like a miniature Buddha, covered with hair. Ron Burgundy: I love scotch. Scotchy, scotch, scotch. Here it goes down, down i...
Posted by Alan Partridge on Thu, 25 Jan 2007 01:50:00 PST

My Random Rubbish Blog - Updated 29/9/06

This Blog is just one for all my thoughts and random things I come across and I'll update it whenever so stay tooned *winks* MARCH 2007 really do hate boys =) 12/06 This is a song written by ...
Posted by Alan Partridge on Wed, 24 May 2006 02:16:00 PST