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Dean The Machine

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me



Fuck... who knows...

Hey! Click HERE to check out my shitty blog !

My Interests


DRUMS!!!

Joey Big-Lips
People Iced: Sixty Nine
CarBombs Planted: Four
Favorite Weapon A Candlestick
ArmsBroken: Thirty One
Eyes Gouged: Thirty Two
TonguesCut Off: Fourteen
Biggest Enemy: Garbage Pete
Get Your HITMANName


A Few Of My Favourite Drugs:
Dexedrine
Wellbutrin
Effexor XR

I'd like to meet:

Polkaroo! , and I guess some human people too...

Also... if you own a ferret that you are looking to give away or sell, or if you know someone who does, and you live in or around the GTA, leave me a comment...

I really want a ferret... but I'd rather adopt an unwanted pet...
plus I'm broke ass... so there it is...

Music:

36 Crazyfists, 50 Cent, A Perfect Circle, A Static Lullaby, A Tribe Called Quest, Alexisonfire, All That Remains, Amon Tobin, Aphex Twin, As I Lay Dying, Atreyu, Audioslave, Beastie Boys, Billy Talent, Biz Markie, Bleeding Through, Bloodhound Gang, Boards Of Canada, Bonobo, Breakbeat Era, Bury Your Dead, Caliban, Chemical Brothers, Cherry Poppin' Daddies, Converge, D-12, D-Sisive, Daft Punk, Dan The Automator, Dangerdoom, Dangermouse, Death From Above 1979, Deftones, Del Tha Funkee Homosapien, Deltron 3030, Digable Planets, Dillinja, DJ Shadow, DJ Starscream, DJ Qbert, Dr. Dre, Eminem, Every Time I Die, Fatboy Slim, Finch, Foo Fighters, Glassjaw, Gorillaz, Green Day, Groove Armada, Handsome Boy Modeling School, Head Automatica, In Flames, Ill Bill, It Dies Today, Jay-Z, Jimmy Eat World, Josh Martinez, Kanye West, Kid Koala, Korn, Lamb Of God, Limp Bizkit, Linkin Park, Ludacris, Madvillian, Marilyn Manson, Metallica, MF Doom, Misery Signals, Mix Master Mike, Necro, Nine Inch Nails, Nirvana, Non Phixion, Norma Jean, Offspring, Ol' Dirty Bastard, Outkast, Paul Simon, Photek, Prefuse 73, Prodigy, Propellerheads, Q-Tip, Qwel, Rage Against The Machine, Rahzel, Rammstein, Refused, Remembering Never, Rise Against, Roni Size Reprazent, Scars Of Tomorrow, Senses Fail, Slipknot, Smashing Pumpkins, Snoop Dogg, Snot, Soilwork, Squarepusher, St. Germain, Static-X, System Of A Down, The Bled, The Dillinger Escape Plan, The Dust Brothers, The Hives, The Notorious B.I.G., The Presidents Of The United States Of America, The Sex Pistols, The Strokes, The White Stripes, Thornley, Thrice, Tool, Unearth, Underoath, UNKLE, Venetian Snares, Weezer

Movies:

SCARFACE

GOODFELLAS

SPACEBALLS

FEAR & LOATHING IN LAS VEGAS

FULL METAL JACKET

Donnie Brasco, Donnie Darko, Fight Club, Office Space, Dawn Of The Dead, Pulp Fiction, American History X, Groundhog Day,Monty Python And The Holy Grail, Freddy Got Fingered, Memento, The Blues Brothers, This Is Spinal Tap, Forrest Gump, AClockwork Orange, The Breakfast Club, The Matrix Trilogy, Saving Private Ryan, The Way Of The Gun, Shawshank Redemption, Anchorman: The Legend Of Ron Burgundy, Napoleon Dynamite, Pulp Fiction, Dodgeball, Harold & Kumar Go To White Castle, Super Troopers, Beerfest, So I Married An Axe Murderer...

Television:

Harvey Birdman, Sealab 2021, The Simpsons, Futurama, Family Guy, Southpark, Ed's Night Party, Myth Busters, Monster Garage, Crank Yankers, 12 Ounce Mouse...

Heroes:



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My Blog

Random Thoughts...

1.Don't worry about what people think; they don't do it very often. 2. Going to a church doesn't make you any more religious than standing in a garage makes you a car. 3. It's not the pants that make...
Posted by Dean The Machine on Sat, 09 Dec 2006 01:55:00 PST

The Death of the Ball Turret Gunner

The Death of the Ball Turret GunnerBy Randall Jarrell From my mother's sleep I fell into the State,And I hunched in its belly till my wet fur froze.Six miles from earth, loosed from the dream of life,...
Posted by Dean The Machine on Wed, 01 Nov 2006 10:54:00 PST

Note To Self...

Things not to say to a recovering alcoholic, who thinks they are coming down with a cold and/or flu... "Maybe you should take some alcohol... you know, to kill the bacteria and shit..." Yup... I'm a ...
Posted by Dean The Machine on Sun, 22 Oct 2006 09:20:00 PST

Talking With God

Here now, I present to you, my myspace friends, my talk with God... brought to you by iGod... Me: yo God: Can I help you? Me: no thanks God: Is there anything you want to tell me? ...
Posted by Dean The Machine on Wed, 06 Sep 2006 11:17:00 PST

World War 3

I really really REALLY don't know why... and I really really REALLY hope that I'm wrong wrong wrong... but it almost feels like we are on the brink of WW3... On top of all the craziness going on in t...
Posted by Dean The Machine on Thu, 13 Jul 2006 10:16:00 PST

I'm just whining...

Is it just me, or does anyone else feel like, whenever it rains, it pours?
Posted by Dean The Machine on Tue, 04 Jul 2006 02:29:00 PST

When I Die... This Is What They'll Say...

'What will your obituary say?' at QuizGalaxy.com It seems surprisingly accurate......
Posted by Dean The Machine on Wed, 28 Jun 2006 09:17:00 PST

371 Useless Facts

Useless Facts For every human being on earth, there are about 200 million insects. The harmonica is the world's most popular instrument. By the time they are 65 years old, most Americans have watc...
Posted by Dean The Machine on Tue, 20 Jun 2006 05:44:00 PST

Quote Of The Day

Here it is... my choice for "Quote Of The Day" (or something)... "I've never been married to K-Fed, but I'm pretty sure I would rather say 'I do' to a hand job from Wolverine." Go here for the full s...
Posted by Dean The Machine on Thu, 11 May 2006 05:10:00 PST

Ha Ha Ha...

This is from a very funny website: Married To The Sea... go check it out. Also, this is a totally lame blog post... yay. Dean The Machine...
Posted by Dean The Machine on Wed, 10 May 2006 08:12:00 PST