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Dookie Trouser, M.D.

My vaginas name is Mort Anderson

About Me

My New Years Resolution: STOP SHARTING! The family...the douchebaggery I love laxatives Pirate who-er!! Laura...one of the sexiest women alive! :P Tyrone Biggums and I...awesome Prairie doggin it I love Mr. Nima SOOO mucho grande taco supreme! I have no idea. Love me some Morningstar Off to work I love me some SMB!

My Interests

IV drug use. Rollerskating...it's back...well...not really...but we still love it... Peter transforms me into a work of art. He is such an amazing artist. Check out his site: www.zhibit.org/artist/partist the milk is back there somewhere... I love her "Let me show you how this dick works" Git er done Laqueefa Josh brought the Captain...I brought the retarded Horned hand of peepee land Booya McMagic Dougal Miso Soup At Bar Sinister...you have to wear a dark shade of black...or you get fined $5...this is no joke Liz...my sexy bitch now you see where i get my good looks Crystal lets me touch her cervix HULKOMANIAC!!!!! BROTHER! I love it when they call me Big Papa Git 'er done sometimes i feel sorry for my cat....he puts up with a lot.... What was that?? I'm hot you say?? Yeah...I know. Tastes like chicken Undercover brothas I thought I was resting my head on my hand....wow... I have to beat men off me.... Labia of justice That storage unit under my bed has WHEELS!! I like wheels.

I'd like to meet:

Someone who is suicidal and happens to be made of funnel cake. Someone who has SlimJims for fingers.This is my pops...dancin with my 80 year old great aunt...and then with my much younger aunt...I love my poppy... width="425" height="350" ..This is me...my brain is swollen.. width="425" height="350" ..

Music:

ALL OF US / NONE OF US!! ROBERT GOULET!!!!!...SUFFOCATION...NECROPHAGIST...BOB DYLAN...JOE COCKER...MICHAEL BOLTAN...BAD COMPANY...CHRIS CORNELL...QUEEN...METALLICA...DAVE MATTHEWS BAND...BJORK...BAD RELIGION...TENACIOUS D...RANCID...ANONYMOUS 4...PEARL JAM...IRON MAIDEN...SAMAEL...OLD MANS CHILD...EMPEROR...TOOTS AND THE MAYTALS...AL GREEN...EXTREME...GLADYS KNIGHT AND THE PIPS...MARVIN GAYE...MOZART...NIRVANA...OTIS REDDING...PACHEBEL...QUEENS OF THE STONEAGE...THE STEVE MILLER BAND...THE SPINNERS...THE POLICE...TOM PETTY...OUTKAST...SUPERTRAMP...ACDC...BOB SEAGER...DEF LEPPARD...DIMMU BORGIR...MORBID ANGEL...TORI AMOS...NORAH JONES...SCATMAN JOHN...GUNS N ROSES...THE ROLLING STONES...JOHN DENVER...LED ZEPPELIN...RUSH...THE STRANGLERS...VAN HALEN...WHITESNAKE...THE CLASH...RAY CHARLES...PROJECT PAT...HOLE...SOUNDGARDEN...CHEF FROM SOUTH PARK...TERRANCE AND PHILIP...WHITE ZOMBIE...FUNKERVOGT...MINDLESS SELF INDULGENCE...SYL...BLACK SABBATH...MR. BUNGLE...DEICIDE...NILE...WUMPSCUT...VELVET ACID CHRIST...SYSTEM OF A DOWN...PANTERA...ICED EARTH...FAITH NO MORE... Sometimes I like to pretend that I dont suck.... The mighty Bolton!!!

Movies:

Requiem for a Dream....The Cube...A Streetcar Named Desire...Weekend at Bernies I & II....anything with Adam Sandler...Sunset Blvd...The Sting....Vertigo...Dirty Rotten Scoundrals...The Great Mouse Detective...Edward Scissorhands....Edward Penishands...Lost In Translation...Life Aquatic...Tommy Boy....Beetlejuice...Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas...Nosferatu...Fight Club...Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind...American History X...Monster...People Under the Stairs...Star Wars...Lord of the Rings...Spinal Tap...Best In Show...Super Size Me...Gummo...So I Married An Axe Murderer...Office Space...Dumb and Dumber...Debbie Does Dallas...The Goonies...Anchorman...Dracula...Interview With A Vampire...Big Fish...The Good Old Naughty Days....PeeWee's Big Adventure...American Movie....Dazed and Confused...The Omen...Waiting for Guffman...Grumpy and Grumpier Old Men...Nightmare Before Christmas...Meet The Parents...Drop Dead Fred...Hairspray...Crybaby...The Notebook...Naked Lunch...Crumb...Night of The Living Dead...Kids...Girl With A Pearl Earring...Identity...Schindlers List...The Opposite of Sex...American Beauty...Girl, Interrupted...Say Anything...Monty Python's Search For The Holy Grail...Scarface...

Television:

I love..LOVE sports. Obsessed. My favorite teams...

Books:

Johnny the Homicidal Maniac...Out of Darkness....anything by Anne Rice....The Consolations of Philosophy...The Tao of Sexology...Energy Tapping...The Book of Totally Useless Information...Awakenings...Character Analysis...Edgar Allan Poe...A Simple Path...The Most Brilliant Thoughts of All Time...Dear Professor Einstein...Understanding Memory...Man's Search for Meaning...The Big Book of Bodily Functions...The Worst Album Covers Ever...Everything Is Bad For You...A Child Called "It"...Found...You, The Owners Manual...The Truth About Lying...Weird U.S.

Heroes:

Man Ray. Nietzsche. Socrates. Tim Cantor. Galileo Galilei. My parents...sometimes. I would do me The person who invented icing!!! Thank god for my quick metabolism...because I love me some icing!!! Man Ray is the most amazing photographer...one of my few inspirations. My mouth smells like old balls and catnip.I love this cat...he is crazy...just like me! :)
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Kristina
Birthday: sometime in March....late March
Birthplace: my parents wont tell me
Current Location: California
Eye Color: Hazel
Hair Color: Black, blonde, red, brown and white
Height: 5'5"
Right Handed or Left Handed: right handed
Your Heritage: German and Italian
The Shoes You Wore Today: 20 eye platform boots
Your Weakness: sunglasses...I have over 20 pairs
Your Fears: living too long
Your Perfect Pizza: thin crust with extra sauce and very little cheese
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: my goal was to quit smoking...and I did
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: i know you how?
Thoughts First Waking Up: WAFFLES!!
Your Best Physical Feature: my eyes
Your Bedtime: between 3 and 5 in the morning
Your Most Missed Memory: not having bills to pay
Pepsi or Coke: Diet Coke
MacDonalds or Burger King: I dont eat at either places
Single or Group Dates: single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Lipton
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: neither...I drink tea
Do you Smoke: No...quit on New Years
Do you Swear: Fuck yeah!
Do you Sing: in the shower
Do you Shower Daily: absolutely
Have you Been in Love: yes
Do you want to go to College: current student
Do you want to get Married: yes
Do you belive in yourself: oh fuck yeah
Do you get Motion Sickness: nope
Do you think you are Attractive: yes
Are you a Health Freak: YES
Do you get along with your Parents: yes
Do you like Thunderstorms: not when Im trying to sleep
Do you play an Instrument: guitar and piano
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: last night
In the past month have you Smoked: no
In the past month have you been on Drugs: no
In the past month have you gone on a Date: yes
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: yes
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: no
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: yes
In the past month have you been on Stage: no
In the past month have you been Dumped: no
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: no
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: no
Ever been Drunk: hahaha...yeah
Ever been called a Tease: yup
Ever been Beaten up: yes
Ever Shoplifted: yes....unfortunately I was prosecuted
How do you want to Die: in my sleep
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Psychologist
What country would you most like to Visit: Ireland
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: green
Favourite Hair Color: black
Short or Long Hair: long
Height: doesn't matter
Weight: i guess that depends on their height
Best Clothing Style: casual
Number of Drugs I have taken: 7
Number of CDs I own: a lot
Number of Piercings: 9
Number of Tattoos: 1
Number of things in my Past I Regret: many things
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My Blog

"What guys are really saying" Sunday Edition

This will be like a "Best Of" edition where I will compile and then decode some of the best or worst one liners on your page. Hey if this sucks its not my fault there isnt that much to work with. here...
Posted by Dookie Trouser, M.D. on Sun, 03 Dec 2006 03:02:00 PST

"what guys are really saying" Thanksgiving edition

this one comes from your picture page from a guy im sure you dont know. he writes: "youre so beautiful!!!! also this fuckin sucks, cause now i look like one of those dudes who cheesily compliments his...
Posted by Dookie Trouser, M.D. on Mon, 27 Nov 2006 10:16:00 PST

"What guys are really saying" - Edition 2 - by John, my favorite Bungle

Another edition of "What guys are really saying on your comment board." this might be a friend of yours but i dont care because im 2 minutes away from intentionally falling on a knife and getting out ...
Posted by Dookie Trouser, M.D. on Sat, 18 Nov 2006 08:31:00 PST

This is unfucking real!

Okay.  So this is an actual letter that someone sent me through Myspace.  This is quite possibly the funniest thing I have ever read...I hope you find it as amusing. Subject:  Remember ...
Posted by Dookie Trouser, M.D. on Wed, 26 Oct 2005 01:00:00 PST