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About Me

We are the Monkey Devil Death Squad; an elite group of genetically altered monkeys led by a sinister cat intent on dominating the world...or destroying it...whichever comes first. The Monkey Devil Death Squad is: Mr. Toots The Feline Criminal MastermindGary The Human Assistant to Criminal GeniusLazarus The Chief MonkeyGraham The Chief Monkey in His Own MindCandy The Deadliest of All Sexy Women MonkeysSinge The French Spider-Monkey Explosives ExpertChuck & Sven Simian The Conjoined Gorilla Brothers of ForceDr. Possibly The Mad Scientist of MadnessBeat The Mute Amputee Laboratory AssistantFor More Info, Go To: monkeydevildeathsquad.com

My Interests

World domination, destruction, havoc, anarchy, bananas, torture, etc.

I'd like to meet:

Fellow, like-minded villains.

Music:

Light Jazz and Early Classical.

Movies:

Planet of the Apes, Dunston Checks In, Gorillas in the Mist, The Complete Shirley Temple Collection

Television:

Monkey Devil Death Squad of course! Soon, it will be your favorite as well...whether you like it or not.

Books:

Anarchist's Cookbook (It has a delightful banana nut muffin recipe), Curious George Goes to the Zoo

Heroes:

King Kong

My Blog

Prepare Thyself...

The Monkey Devil Death Squad is preparing to take over the world via television. Oh yes. The take over is coming soon. Who will you be bowing to? Just wait and soon you shall see pictures of your n...
Posted by Monkey Devil Death Squad on Wed, 18 Jan 2006 05:40:00 PST

How do I become a member of the Monkey Devil Death Squad? Tell me now!

Yes, folks. It couldn't be more simple to become a member of the nefarious Monkey Devil Death Squad. How can it happen you ask? By simply spreading the good word of the MDDS. Tell your friends. ...
Posted by Monkey Devil Death Squad on Thu, 29 Sep 2005 06:05:00 PST

Why did I add this Monkey Devil Death Squad as my friend?

Because...it is inevitable that you will do our bidding. Through mind control or some other form of world domination, you will belong to us. Better to get in on the groundfloor! ...
Posted by Monkey Devil Death Squad on Mon, 26 Sep 2005 05:23:00 PST