killer mod secretary from hell

About Me

stuttering philosopher. timid tyrant. flawless disaster. your favorite mistake.

My Interests

automatic staplers and cheesy pick-up lines. cracked coffee mugs and blue lighters. sexual innuendos and desperate embraces. suitcases full of money and tommy guns. lounging around in my underwear saying wacky yet profound things.

I'd like to meet:

Elvis. and Bowie. and Morrison while we're at it. tell him to bring the naked indian.

oh. and if you ask me to be "friendses" with you and whatnot. I probably won't. no hard feelings, though. I'm sure you're all lovely people. and stuff. really.

"the only people for me are the mad ones, the ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn, like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars and in the middle you see the blue centerlight pop and everybody goes 'awww!'" - kerouac

Heroes:

http://www.livejournal.com/users/fillefragile

My Blog

"one scoop of creamed potatoes. a slice of butter. four peas."

"and as much ice cream as you'd like to eat."it's interesting how things work out, isn't it? this morning I was looking upwards and cursing the Universe's impatience. then. approximately 20 minutes...
Posted by killer mod secretary from hell on Tue, 08 Jul 2008 11:35:00 PST

a fond farewell to my old pal Disulfiram.

almost four years ago when I was incapable of surviving a sober trip to the liquor store. both literally and figuratively. I decided to heed my psychiatrist's advice and begin a daily dose of Antabu...
Posted by killer mod secretary from hell on Wed, 25 Jun 2008 02:25:00 PST

not safe for children under 46

the rolling stones. let's spend the night together
Posted by killer mod secretary from hell on Sat, 24 May 2008 02:12:00 PST

greetings from your future.

a few nights ago I stayed in the car while chrisss ran into Rite Aid. a few rows down in the parking lot was an Oldsmobile. it was quite beat up with duct tape lining one of the windows and rust sta...
Posted by killer mod secretary from hell on Mon, 19 May 2008 03:30:00 PST

desire begins in the mind.

merely a passing thought given to that moment.you know the moment.when your head falls softly back and the warmth begins. builds.truly a dangerous beauty.
Posted by killer mod secretary from hell on Sun, 18 May 2008 05:45:00 PST

jerks. the lot of you.

so. I quit quitting. AGAIN.it's kinda bizarre because I've never been like this about smoking. I've always just turned a deaf ear to the rubbish and not worried my little head about quitting for he...
Posted by killer mod secretary from hell on Fri, 16 May 2008 11:06:00 PST

oh, I do believe. in all the things you say.

what comes is betterthan what came before.Ivy's birfday is today and she is 7.our littlest of sprogs. my golden lovely.cat power. I found a reason...
Posted by killer mod secretary from hell on Fri, 02 May 2008 10:49:00 PST

criminy.

this moron just came over. he was skinny with a faux-hawk and precision-ripped jeans and shiny black shoes. wanted to be waaaaay cooler than he actually was. beside him was a totally normal looking...
Posted by killer mod secretary from hell on Thu, 17 Apr 2008 11:14:00 PST

that sex was so good Im gonna blog about it.

so today is my last day in Vegas. and here I sit. in the same spot I've sat for 20 out of my last 36 waking hours."oh, man& looks like you got the posh job at NAB this year!"so you're the Watch Peop...
Posted by killer mod secretary from hell on Thu, 17 Apr 2008 11:09:00 PST

alone without grilled cheese.

we left early this morning and drove across the sizzling desert to this oasis of empty beer bottles and cigarette butts.YAY!we set up the booth at the convention center and made our way back to the ho...
Posted by killer mod secretary from hell on Mon, 14 Apr 2008 11:18:00 PST