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Madam Badness........The Infamous Kalico Jones

From Gutta to Glory 1 thing she never did was lie! .... Lil Miss Short Sale

About Me

/BEFORE the OTHERS...THERE WAS KALICO JONES

The Author whose work brought forth the phrase "Street Tales"
The FIRST author to obtain FULL credibility by all those mentioned in her books.
KALICO JONES IS:The FIRST author to have a book categorized as "EDU-tainment"
Armed with the Official Title: THE BADDEST "B%$#!" IN BOOKS, Kalico Jones candidly recounts trials, tribulations, obstacles, pitfalls and personal growth, in her novel, When Gucci Came First. From the first page she connects with the reader by using inviting dialogue that flows smoothly, laying the foundation for a wild journey with a surprise ending that will make you rejoice with her and breathe a sigh of much needed relief. You will almost feel as though you are snooping in a private journal that is kept under lock and key and hidden in a bottom dresser drawer. Her fresh delivery remains consistent, until you turn the last page. At that point, you miss her and want to know more about the woman behind the story.Expect to finish this book in one sitting because you will crave the next event that your eyes will discover.
When she is obviously in pain, you root for her to recover. And when she is off track, you feel like admonishing her for losing her way, almost wanting to shout, Stop the madness Kalico! Not again! This emotional battle continues and often increases in intensity, just when you thought nothing more could shake you up.The characters innermost thoughts are frank, uncensored, and truly telling of how she is thinking in any and all circumstances. Her delivery is laced with honesty that many wish we could have, but will probably never manage to have the courage to expose. The types of secrets she tells are the type which most of us will take to our graves -deep, hurtful, frightening tales that will bring you to tears and add to your understanding of human frailty.If you feel tempted to judge her behavior, you will regret it and ultimately feel ashamed for rushing to judgment. By the end of her work, her strength and determination to win a war is so evident, it stands up on its own and looks you in the face. Andrea Blackstone, Flavah Reviewers & Author
AND NOW A WORD FROM KJ:
Yes, this is me Yawning...some of these urban fiction whatever stories exhaust me. They are tired and repetitious...but I guess thats whats hot now...For the record...The only reason I came back to the book game after When Gucci Came First (true tales of a tramp)is because I promised the people a TRILOGY that would set a new standard...8/1/08PROMISED FULFILLED.
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And I walk away from Urban Fiction knowing I LAYED THE BRICKS AND CHANGED THE GAME FOR THE NEW COMERS... do my book tour and rest up for my next ventureUPGRADE YOUR READING EXPERIENCE...READ A KALICO JONES JOINT!THE TRILOGY: WHEN GUCCI CAME FIRST
AND TO YOU HOMEBOY I SAY THANKS
4 MILES TO FREEDOM
WHY?
BECAUSE CREDIBILITY BEGINS WITH ORIGINALITY
GET YOURS TODAY WWW.AMAZON.COM / WWW.BARNESANDNOBLE.COM OR YOUR FAVORITE BOOK STORE; IF THEY DONT HAVE ONE OF THESE JOINTS...DEMAND IT!!!WHEN GUCCI CAME FIRST
AND TO YOU HOMEBOY I SAY THANKS
4 MILES TO FREEDOM
KJ THREE SIX FIVE (THE DIARY VOL 1)
MAN UNNECESSARY
DIGGAZ INCORPORATED (real hustlers wear high heels)
GREATER LOVE HAS NO ONE THAN THIS...THAN TO LAY DOWN ONES LIFE FOR FRIENDS...I HAVE LAYED DOWN MY LIFE FOR YOU IN THESE BOOKS. READ CAREFULLY, ITS THE BLUE PRINT SEE WHAT THE PHENOM IS ABOUT GET YOUR COPY TODAY!
"And to you, Homeboy I say thanks!" -
REVIEWS(taken from a popular website)
I'm Tierney I met Kalico in Newark and she was off the chain. I started the book right after I left the book signing and did not put it down until I was done all but two hours. It was intese. Now I have to read the first one. But this is a story Im sure you can follow without getting the first book. I hear book one is the truth! GET this one its a hottie!Tee Tee (tjneilsen), a true fan of Miss Kalico Jones & A reviewer
THIS BOOK IS A MUST READ. If you are looking to read a book that will have you wanting to read more. A book that will have your undivided attention from beginning to end. A book that will have you saying 'never judge a book by its cover.' Then this is the book for you. Riveting. Teeth renching. Pulsating. And to You, Homeboy I Say Thanks is a book worthy of its five star review. Yolanda, Mt. Vernon - NY
She's back. Kalico Jones has taken street fiction to another level with her follow up to When Gucci Came First. Again I applaud her honesty. This book deserves TEN stars. (shawna long)Oakland, CA
FOR BOOK SIGNINGS AND EVENTS EMAIL: [email protected]
Q:"WHERES THE XXX RATED VERSION OF WHEN GUCCI CAME FIRST?"
A: When Gucci Came First: True tales of a tramp (xxx rated version)IS OUT OF PUBLICATION***
WHERE CAN YOU GET THE XXXRATED / UNCUT VERSION?
AS OF 11/06 ONLY TWO PLACES WERE WILLING TO LOAN COPIES:
1. HARVARD UNIVERSITY, HARVARD COLLEGE LIBRARY - CAMBRIDGE, MA and 2. LIBRARY AND ARCHIVES CANADA, PH-RD - OTTAWA, ON CANADA... GOOD LUCK!
Credibility...YES. Real life...YES. Components of an INTERNATIONAL FIVE STAR SELLER...YES. Because that’s what her books are...INTERNATIONAL FIVE STAR SELLERS. check the stats...FOR BOOK SIGNINGS AND EVENTS EMAIL: [email protected]
(singing) "Im only human of flesh and blood Im made...Im only human...born to make mistakes..."
See I AM Human. Im just a normal person who is self made.I did what I had to do to get this paper and Im not even going to address the books. I went to school = Monroe College, New Rochelle. I took several certification courses in fiber optics, etc. I used to write MUX msgs for Wcom. I went back to school to learn how to set up foundations, etc. and right now Im in the midst of doing something HUGE with the State of NJ and my church... Im sick of people getting me confused with a person who is not nice. Im sick of folks thinking I am not cordial or that im self centered ...because I am not. I stop to help folks all the time. EVERY day someone is asking me for some sort of favor or advice and Im there for them. So when I hear things that I am not nice, its hurtful...BUT I will not apologize for who I am ..."WELL CONNECTED YOU CAN CHECK MY RECORD"Super Producer Ty Fyffe and the Violin Kid from Rochester. I had the pleasure of working with Mr. Fyffe and Miss Sita Lewis on a major project and I must say...I LEARNED A LOTBrandon Lewis and Mia aka Kali Jones - B.L is President of Voicez Music Group/Def Jam and son of famed boxing promoter Butchy Lewis.

My Interests

To be the BEST to have ever done it ALL!

THE FINAL INSTALLMENT OF THE KALICO JONES TRILOGY 5/1/08LADIES...REMEMBER WHEN YOURE OUT TRYING TO FIND YOUR NEXT MEAL TICKET "Its never what a man APPEARS to have...its how far he's willing to go for you"
IM going to begin living like a Jewish MAN...Manipulate the system, stack my dough...manipulate the environment to one where I can prosper off it...stack my dough...burn down the hood and give it back to the people when the smoke settles. make 'em work from scratch all over again!!!

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Why? 'cause some of US dont appreciate what we have until its gone. OUR grands knew the key to respect...WORK!!! and Im disgusted by the actions of our people. What part of being ALL THAT is being unemployed? getting high? not raising your children?
Sister Souljah -The Final Solution; Slavery's Back In Effect
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WE JUST LAY ON OUR ASSES DRINKING, PARTYING AND screwing ALL DAY...So we're KILLING each other with something that is proving itself to be FAR more deadly than a GUN

IM TALKING ABOUT AIDS / HIV...I dont know about you...but i'd rather play russian roulette with a GUN than with someones private parts. Im interested in hearing how you plan on protecting yourself from that right there!!!

LADIES...LETS NOT BE REMEMBERED LIKE THIS BEHIND A PIECE...REAL TALK. BLACK WOMEN WE ARE DYING...WE ARE DYING..."Use a condom...take sips of the brew...." 'cause the life you save, may be your OWN!!! REAL TALK.Check the statistics...Its not a game yall.Even that game right there (above) can land your behind in trouble. Please...don't do it!!!I love these quotes and I wanted to share them with you...So scroll through and enjoy!

THIS IS A SAMPLE OF THE KALICO JONES REPORT. A community newsletter that has been in Essex County, NJ for some four years now, maybe almost five. This year, I am proud to say its turning into a full Newspaper!!! I wanted to share this with you. Here you go!

This Report is a monthly two page newsletter, well it started out that way! (Thank God) We have an online networking group and Im proud to say there are a bunch of productive folks who have been on this ride with me these years. Well Im back! and its better than ever. Im focused and committed to the goals set before me. Enjoy the sample newsletter - this sample is actually from march 2004. the current issue can be found at [email protected] - also watch for the newspaper!

I'd like to meet:

Jesus, but I aint ready to die.
I dare you to view this video..."Are YOU ready?"

I'd like to meet authors who are in a genre of their own. other than that...I've met a lot of folks. I just dont post photos because most of them and I have personal relationships and to post their photos would be exploitive of that. THEIR LIVES AND MY BOOK LIFE IS INDEPENDENT OF OUR FRIENDSHIPS...
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And you better get on yours!!!!'Cause aint nobody gonna give you nothing. Opportunities must be siezed...that means YOU have to be the initiator and if that means you see a few doors slam, that just means those werent the doors for you to enter the game through. Ya heard?

Music:

I love Jadakiss and believe HE embodies hip hop. His lyrics are incredibly well thought out.

The best lyric, "J to da Muah" I thought that was brilliant. He is hip hop's unsung hero.I love Jadakiss and will support anything he does. Ever notice how the Y.O. rappers: Jada, DMX, Mary, etc. WESTCHESTER county rappers / singers, etc. when they are on a track...you know its going to be hot. I love them all: Big shouts to X...my dude 4life. Pete & CL, Puff, Hev & Da Boyz, Jeff Redd, Entouch (she's too hype -yeah that was Mt. Vernon too), Lox, and so many others that are coming out; Blok work, etc.

Movies:

I LOVE ANYTHING WITH MONIQUE IN IT EXCEPT SOUL PLANE and she feels the same way about that movie. lol, I love you girly. I love Queens of comedy, because I LOVE Sommore she is what comedy has been missing and just an all around pleasure to talk with.
Kj and Sommore at Rascals Comedy club - Montclair, NJ

I love Pretty Woman, The Five Heartbeats, Players Club - those movies I know word for word! I also enjoyed Blood Diamond, The Departed and Ghost and of course, GRINDIN' written produced and starring my homeboy from back home...Lawrence Adisa!!!! - go cop this yall...trust me its a great movie!

Television:

Bernie Mac, King of Queens, Two and a half men, Will and Grace and all News channels. I dont watch BET with any regularity because it traps blacks off into thinking life is what they see...HORRIBLY UNTRUE AND BET DOES NOT RESPECT BLACKS ENOUGH TO MAKE THE PROGRAMMING CHANGES NECESSARY TO ASSIST IN THE ENHANCEMENT OF COLORED FOLKS.

Books:

THE HOLY BIBLE WHERE MY COURAGE DERIVES and MY DAUGHTERS BOOK "THE DINOSAUR AND SILVA" SHE'S WRITING BOOK NUMBER TWO NOW... HERE'S THE FIRST ONE. A GREAT CHILDRENS BOOK
AND THIS WOULD BE ME, BEING A MOMMY...ONE OF THE BEST THINGS I'VE EVER BEEN CALLED...MY DAUGHTER MADE MY FACE UP ...LOL.enjoy..
KJ'S TAKE ON URBAN FICTIONI DO NOT READ THE WORKS OF OTHERS BECAUSE I DONT HAVE THAT SORT OF TIME. AND MOST OF THE URBAN FICTION STORIES ARE PURGED FROM OTHER STORIES. ANYONE WHO BELIEVES THEY HAVE A STORY TO TELL CAN BECOME AN AUTHOR, GET A FEW BOOKMARKS, SOMEONE ON THE COVER WHO LOOKS LIKE A PROSTITUTE, TITLE OF THE BOOK "WHORE" "SLUT" "THREESOME" AND HAVE LARGE FAMILY WHO THINKS THEY ARE GOING TO GET RICH AND THERE YOU HAVE IT "BAM!!!" AN ESSENCE BEST SELLER AND THEY ARE WACK.
SO TO YOU, READERS, HOW MANY TIMES CAN YOU READ THE SAME SAD ASS STORY ABOUT SOMEONE WHO GREW UP IN THE PROJECTS, SOLD DRUGS, GOT SHOT, SHOT SOMEONE OR FUCKED AN NBA PLAYER BEFORE YOU REALIZE ITS THE SAME STORY AS THE ONE YOU READ BEFORE?
Everyone Running around trying to recreate the classic "COLDEST WINTER EVER" AND so enter stage left the CWE "KNOCK OFFS," "SPRING IS SPRUNG" "WINTER'S PISSED" ETC. TRYING TO RECAPTURE THAT AUDIENCE..."LITTLE GIRL LOST" "BROOKLYN GIRL LOST" "LOST IN YONKERS" LMAO, SAME STORY, JUST CHANGE THE TITLE. Not realizing the reason why its considered ONE of the BEST is because it was ONE of the FIRST. lmao. Authors you've got to be kidding me!ONE THING YOU NEVER HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT WITH MY BOOKS AND THATS WHY I CONTINUE TO SELL...THATS WHY IT TAKES ME TWO YEARS TO GET THE NEXT PART OF THE TRILOGY OUT TO YOU...BECAUSE DROPPING FIVE BOOKS IN ONE YEAR AND FOUR OF THEM ARE WACK...DOESNT APPEAL TO ME. WHEN YOU READ MY BOOKS YOU CAN REST ASSURE THAT 1. THERE WILL BE NO SIMILARITIES TO ANYTHING YOU'VE EVER READ AND 2. YOU WILL TRULY BE ENTERTAINED...because I write from pain and pleasure...Dont believe me? grab one of my books you will be forever changed.
The "Inspriation" behind the Mike Boogie character in When Gucci Came First (true tales of a tramp) one of My dear Exs...Mr. Mike Boogie - Harlems Original Baby Boy
And the Newest joint in the arsenol...

Heroes:


HEROES: DRUG ADDICTS WHO TURN THEIR LIVES AROUND, ABUSED CHILDREN WHO BEAT THE SYSTEM ... and WHORES WHO END UP BEING GREAT MOMS - I AM MY OWN HERO I AM PROVERBS 3:15

My take on life is simple: "Live each day as if it were your birthday AND of course, as IF you were handcuffed to Jesus..."

William "Tootie" G. I have much respect for this man. For those who know...WELL, YOU KNOW...FOR THOSE WHO DONT OR DIDNT KNOW...YOU WONT EVER. r.i.p.

You may now be seated

My Blog

You SHOULD be afraid - my spoken word opinion

You should be afraid My spoken word opinion - by:  Mia Williamson..: Can you please tell me why you are NOT afraid of ME,  Mr. AND Mrs. African American? Can you please tell me why are y...
Posted by Madam Badness........The Infamous Kalico Jones on Thu, 26 Jun 2008 12:14:00 PST

THE KALICO JONES PROJECT

THE "KALICO JONES" PROJECTUsing the power of networking to empower people of ColorThe Kalico Jones Mission Statement: To provide a networking resource that expands the possibilities of initial ideas a...
Posted by Madam Badness........The Infamous Kalico Jones on Thu, 26 Jun 2008 11:55:00 PST

SALVATION

MySpace Salvation Generator ..TR vAlign=top> You may have never prayed to ask Jesus Christ into your life. Please realize that it is never too late to begin this relationship with God. We would tre...
Posted by Madam Badness........The Infamous Kalico Jones on Tue, 17 Jun 2008 08:30:00 PST

AFRICAN AMERICAN WOMEN...

Women's Health WeekObesity, dental disease, HIV/AIDS epidemic are major health issues for African American womenBy Aisha JeffersonMay 12, 2008 -- As National Women's Health Week (May 11-17) kicked off...
Posted by Madam Badness........The Infamous Kalico Jones on Tue, 20 May 2008 07:59:00 PST

Kalico Jones the most SWAGGER jacked bitch in books?

IF YOU THOUGHT I WAS HATED ON NOW...JUST WAIT UNTIL THE SHOW LAUNCHES 5/21 on  www.blogtalkradio.com/kalicojones WITNESS PURE PANIC and CHAOS  dictate the next move of a lot of fol...
Posted by Madam Badness........The Infamous Kalico Jones on Thu, 15 May 2008 12:53:00 PST

Sister Souljah - The Final Solution; Slavery's Back In Effect

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1HpiD5H3KCESister Souljah The Final Solution; Slavery's Back In Effect (C) 1991 SONY BMG MUSIC ENTERTAINMENT YALL BETTER RECOGNIZE...
Posted by Madam Badness........The Infamous Kalico Jones on Fri, 25 Apr 2008 08:06:00 PST

BLACK ARE THE NEW ENDANGERED SPECIES

Ok. so you know I have some sense to me and this is one of the times I want to exercise that sense.Im off the chain, but educated nonetheless.i wrote an article some years ago that appears to be ...
Posted by Madam Badness........The Infamous Kalico Jones on Fri, 25 Apr 2008 09:14:00 PST

HOW TO GET A RECORD DEAL? HERE’S HOW...

ONE OF MY PEOPLE JUST SIGNED WITH KOCH...THERE IS MONEY OUT HERE AND OPPORTUNITIES FOR THOSE WHO ARE SERIOUS AND PREPARED. Gone are the day when label "worked with" you. Fixed you up. A&R, is real...
Posted by Madam Badness........The Infamous Kalico Jones on Fri, 28 Mar 2008 12:42:00 PST

WHEN GUCCI CAME FIRST - AN INTELLECTUAL REVIEW

When Gucci Came First: Contextualized When Gucci Came First proves to be a thought provoking biographical sketch that is more than just street level gossip. Kalico Jones provides her readers with som...
Posted by Madam Badness........The Infamous Kalico Jones on Fri, 18 Jan 2008 09:34:00 PST

No more Excerpts.

Sorry I've been advised to take down the excerpts. Apparently there are a few authors attempting to jack my style. lmao. they are down. Buy the books. amazon.com barnesandnoble.com exclusively.  ...
Posted by Madam Badness........The Infamous Kalico Jones on Mon, 14 Jan 2008 01:31:00 PST