Leo Cain - Gives you Heartburn!

About Me

A Vehemently Enraged Death Metal Elitist!

The Backhand is a correctional device in which I approve that you should use.

Come meet death half way with the black and dark on ExsanguiNatio while living in Necromantic sin.

Don't send me a friend request without a message, even if I know you. I won't accept.

Why does this always have to be about me? Wait, this is my page, myspace page to be exact. Ok, Ill give in to peer pressure I was an 8 string ESP endorsed bass player from the Fort Myers area who used to somehow perform acoustic jam style basslines on methal songs (the t is silent). That's back in my Florida Dancing Days.

Now I exist to lurk in the backgrounds of your favourite dives.

Come check out my blogs via this webspace for propaganda, and brain washing. Well worth what soon will be considered my time, since youll hand it over Muahahaha!!!

Anything else really does not matter unless it is music related, or you have a 12 pack of import beer and can debate ancient religions or philosophy.

"I mistrust all systematizers and avoid them. The will of a system is a lack of integrity." - Nietzsche

"A comfortable falsehood will always win out over an uncomfortable truth." - Anton LaVey

"Rulers are admired when they know how to be true allies and genuine enemies." - Machiavelli

"Being unconquerable lies within yourself; being conquerable lies within the enemy." - Sun-tzu

"The uselessness of philosophers arises out of the unwillingness of mankind to make use of them." - Plato

"If any of you colorful rogues would like to take revenge on a full time basis, then my schedule is open." - Dr. Orpheaus, Venture Brothers

"If I were president: Two cars in every garage and a gargoyle on every pedestal imbued with the spirit of a vengeful Demon." - Leo Cain

My Interests

Cynicism, Nihilism, Lunching, Napping, Stalking, Walking Around Saying MUAHAHAHAHA.

I'd like to meet:

A large unattended briefcase with small unmarked bills in the denominations of 20, 50, and 100.

I'm on the prowl for unsigned and independent music to throw on the TLP Shows.

I'm on the hunt for hXc/Metal/Heavy Rock bands to throw into rotation on the Brutal Backhand. Suck it bitches, I'm trying to become the demonfather of core music.

I thought this was a place for friends?

Music:

Hector Berlioz, Chopin, Tchaikovsky, Wagner, Duke Ellington, Vaughn Monroe, Jimmy & Tommy Dorsey, Johnny Mercer, Benny Goodman, Glenn Miller, Ink Spots, Ella Fitzgerald, Guy Lombardo, Al Jolson

Movies:

Usual Suspects, Reservoir Dogs, Memento, Boon Dock Saints, Devilâ€™s Advocate, Snakes on a Plane, Of the Dead series including Shawn, and Resident Evils

Television:

Twilight Zone (B&W), Scrubs, Mythbusters, Red Vs. Blue, and Venture Brothers.

Books:

HGttG, TSB, TSW, Twilight of the Idols, On the Genealogy of Morals, Beyond Good and Evil, Prince, Art of War, Book of Law, The Republic, Poetics, Inferno, Odyssey, Iliad, Necronomicon, Fundamental Principals of Thermodynamics, Project Management Body of Knowledge Version 4, Fundamental Principals of Chemical Engineering Vol 1 & 2

Oh and can't forget my Perry's Guide to Chemical Engineering... I wouldn't be a PE without it.

Heroes:

Cthulhu, Dr. Orpheaus, Dr. Octopus, Kingpin, Scarecrow, Two Face, Magneto, Baphomet, Hecate, Kali, Hades, Sekhmet, Set, Surma, Thoth
Did I ever tell you that you were my hero? No, then quit asking.

Leo Cain's Details:
Status: Constituted Interdependence
Here Because of: Boredom
Orientation: Left Hand Path
Hometown: City of Dis
Body Type: 6' 0" / Emaciated / Gaunt
Ethnicity: Black / Death
Religion: Occultist
Smoke / Drink No / Yes
Education: Post grad
Occupation Deamonfather of Core Music
Leo Cain's Schools:
UoP Masters Degree in Organizational Psychology
FIT Masters Degree in Business Administration
FIT Bachelors Degree in Chemical Engineering
FBPE Professional Engineer in Chemical Engineering
FEMA Emergency Manager
PMI Project Management Professional
Leo Cain's Networking:
Music: Marketing Promoter: http://www.tlpshow.com
Radio: Production Producer: TLP Show, TLP 6pk
Radio: Production Producer: Brutal Backhand, ExsanguiNation

My Blog

Sharing the Hate, Spreading the Pain: Animate, Recreate, Decimate

I continue to hate this world with every ounce of my being, and will one day find a way to&. I guess that last statement actually lacks a solid conclusion. To try to induce a conclusion there is lauda...
Posted by Leo Cain - Gives you Heartburn! on Thu, 12 Jun 2008 08:44:00 PST

Sharing the Hate, Spreading the Pain: On the Embrace

I think a smile or a smirk flashed across my face earlier this evening. Definitely, a grin stretched from ear to ear as I drank deeply of a different substance than what would be considered the standa...
Posted by Leo Cain - Gives you Heartburn! on Thu, 05 Jun 2008 06:06:00 PST

Sharing the Hate, Spreading the Pain: On Drifting

When rolling on the tumultuous waves one has quite a bit of time on their hands. There is time to stare into the water and take in a reflection. A reflection of how one sees themselves against the cur...
Posted by Leo Cain - Gives you Heartburn! on Thu, 29 May 2008 06:00:00 PST

Sharing the Hate, Spreading the Pain: On Crashing Waves

I hear the waves crashing in the distance. These waves, powered by the gravitational force of the moon are always at high tide. The high tide occasionally rises higher, but one would never call the va...
Posted by Leo Cain - Gives you Heartburn! on Thu, 22 May 2008 05:52:00 PST

Sharing the Hate, Spreading the Pain: On Mothers Water

This piece comes with a disclaimer: Read at your own risk, and I am not responsible if you are disturbed by its content. If anyone knew what my senior design project in college should have been, you k...
Posted by Leo Cain - Gives you Heartburn! on Thu, 15 May 2008 05:28:00 PST

Sharing the Hate, Spreading the Pain: On Recycling Humans

Humans are a renewable and consumable resource. Like maggots, if one mange to kill one off, there are thousands to take their place just as quick as the first one vanishes. This covers all humans, and...
Posted by Leo Cain - Gives you Heartburn! on Thu, 08 May 2008 05:29:00 PST

Sharing the Hate, Spreading the Pain: On Walking Death

I am a constant witness to walking death. Not the physical state in which one being ceases to exist. This is a different kind of death. This is a metaphysical death. This type of death is where one be...
Posted by Leo Cain - Gives you Heartburn! on Thu, 01 May 2008 05:59:00 PST

Sharing the Hate, Spreading the Pain: On Comforting Voices

The inner monologue continues to taunt me. As opposed to getting angry at the voice, I decided today to let the voice sooth me. Instead of lashing back with a witty remark to its biting sarcasm, I jus...
Posted by Leo Cain - Gives you Heartburn! on Thu, 24 Apr 2008 05:57:00 PST

Sharing the Hate, Spreading the Pain: On Situational Dying

There is a certain truth in the fact that everyone will die, and his or her being will simply cease to exist. There is one additional truth to that axiom, which most people will fail to realize until ...
Posted by Leo Cain - Gives you Heartburn! on Thu, 17 Apr 2008 06:05:00 PST

Sharing the Hate, Spreading the Pain: On After Death

The voices do not stop, and yet I do not know where they come from. That is about as great a lie as believing the shattered remains of my own reflection. That is a about as great a lie as feeling the ...
Posted by Leo Cain - Gives you Heartburn! on Thu, 10 Apr 2008 06:07:00 PST