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Luca

I reign supreme in my own backyard.

About Me


Now do you get it? It's them, not you, so don't feel so funny Live for risks, they don'tThere's no fight in them, no spit and fire Nothing gets them angry Oh come on, let's go shake the worldBe thrilled by the thought that it's wild out there Even if it's really not that greatGetting married? Making babies? But you haven't been to Paris The object of the game is to leave townI want you to be so happy You will bug them with your presence They'll say you're wrong, you have no styleI want you to be lean and hungry Slum geniuses kicking limos Walking by yourself down Razor StreetI want you to know people who laugh too loud And have to get drunk to find the right words And can't sleep 'til the colors are just rightI want you to talk back, be out of line, be peculiar If you don't know your plans, so what?You should show up at their parties Frankly state their music's lousy Their art is stupid, don't be coolDo mind bottled dressing Object to instant coffee And go to movies all aloneLook someone in the eyes and say you'll satisfy them, Though you both know the way love is, that's a lieI want to see your fists in their searchlights Hear danger from their radio Toke every chance you can to get revengeNo pain killers, take it straight with a twist of anxiety "Patience" means "never"Don't shake hands, don't smile a lot Not much "please" and "thank you" Believe in "no", insist on "why"Want false hopes, expect magic Put your life on the line for something Bet on dreams, again and againMake a country that's fat and smart That doesn't love to screw its own And gives, instead of sucks the world dry"THEY'RE ALL OUT OF LIQUOR, LET'S FIND ANOTHER PARTY" - The Waitresses

My Interests


I'd like to meet:


Gother-than-thou's. Artists. Fashion designers. Etsy cheerleaders. Ex-club kids who gave up glow sticks for briefcases. Man Bear Pig. People who remember and appreciate Daria. People who don't punctuate their sentences with words such as "Like" and "Ya know!". Ideally, the person who will play me in the made-for-tv movie based on my life. Shoot me an e-mail, as Luca likes meeting new people. And when Luca refers to herself in third person, you KNOW she's serious!

Music:

Tool, Weezer, Cibo Matto, Massive Attack, Romeo Void, The Lunachicks, The Voluptous Horror of Karen Black, Buttsteak, Metric, Jack Off Jill, Rasputina, Mindless Self Indulgance, Portishead, My Life With the Thrill Kill Kult, The Unicorns, Postal Service, Stone Temple Pilots, Placebo, Nine Inch Nails, Save Ferris, Be Good Tanyas, Soundgarden, Dexter Freebish, Sublime, The Rentals, Air, I Am The World Trade Center, The Waitresses and other random musical talents you might recognize from the mid 90's or the discount bin of obscure bands at Uncle Sam's Music. But don't worry about my music collection...Let's worry about yours.

Movies:

Clerks, Wild at Heart, Spun, Not Another Teen Movie, Bully, American Splendor, But I'm a Cheerleader, Gia, Welcome to the Dollhouse, Cruel Intentions, Garden State, Trainspotting, Death to Smootchie, Go, Chasing Amy, Sexo y Lucia, Blues Brothers, Memento, Run Lola Run, Maria Full of Grace, Anchorman, and other inanity. I live for independent and foreign flicks at the Gateway Theater and cream for comedies.

Television:

It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia. I Love New York 2. Project Runway. Hey, I didn't say I was classy.

Books:

One From None (Henry Rollins), The Electric Kool Aid Acid Test (Wolfe), Half Asleep in Frog Pajamas (Robbins), On the Road (Keurouc), Queen of the Damned (Anne Rice), Disco Bloodbath (James St. James), and random sociology books.

My Blog

How to Make Eco Cosmetics, Lollibomb Beauty Thread Heads

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iJzJtIfKlWo I demonstrated how to make an organic sugar scrub on this week's episode! Check it out at www.threadbanger.com! Also, Threadbanger is up for a ...
Posted by Luca on Fri, 11 Apr 2008 11:17:00 PST

Lollibomb Beauty on Venus Zine.com

https://venuszine.com/articles/diy/projects/1473/handmade_ho liday_treatsLollibomb Beauty was recently featured in a DIY segment on Venus Zine's website that includes two other Etsy sellers as well as ...
Posted by Luca on Sun, 02 Dec 2007 05:36:00 PST

Lollibomb Beauty got a Storque Spotlight!

http://www.etsy.com/storque/section/spotlight/article/etsy-s uccess-stories-lollibomb/533/Story by contrary, EtsyLabsPublished on November 5, 2007 in Spotlight Photo by lollibombYou've seen those big ...
Posted by Luca on Fri, 16 Nov 2007 09:01:00 PST

Viva la Lollibomb!

"we'll be the same tomorrow 'cause we all been painted by numberswe're dancin' as we borrow...i got what i need to get by."painted by numbers - the soundsMy lovechild Lushbox, Inc. was carted off to r...
Posted by Luca on Sun, 01 Jul 2007 12:51:00 PST

Lollibomb Beauty is a Featured Seller on Etsy!!!

...Read the Interview and see pics here!INTERVIEW Tell us a bit about yourself (name, location, affiliations, personal stuff).My name is Luca, and I was born and raised in Hollywood which is a hop, sk...
Posted by Luca on Tue, 10 Oct 2006 04:22:00 PST

What, You Want My Bra Size, Too?

If I were a month I would be: July. Lots of fireworks and beer. If I were a day of the week I would be: Wednesday. Hump day. If I were a time of day I would be: That part of the mornin...
Posted by Luca on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Hairway to Steven

Where have all the cowboys gone? But more importantly, where has Britney Spears sulked off to? How I miss her once smooth, firm thieghs sliding provactively in a crystal encrusted sheer bodysuit. ...
Posted by Luca on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Pour A Beer Out.

RIP Johnny Ramone.
Posted by Luca on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

More Pussy....cats.

I have a new kitten! His name is Oliver, and he's the Abercrombie and Fitch of cats. Why this is, I do not know. Skrink is beating the crap out of his new brother, but did treat him to a tounge bat...
Posted by Luca on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Time Is Not On My Side

The world does not operate on my time. I don't understand why I can't have pizza delievered at 3 am. And I really don't understand why malls don't open until some stupid hour of the mid-morning whil...
Posted by Luca on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST