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LI-SA MIL-LER [clap clap clap clap clap]

LaLaLaLori's Road Dog

About Me

-Depending on who you ask, I am the coolest person you will ever meet.
-I can be sorta complicated. Sometimes I really don't like myself, and other times I think too highly of myself...
-I am a proud Catholic.
-I am a proud virgin. No, you cannot "fix that" for me.
-I HATE being called a Tease. To me, that's dirtier than B*tch, C*nt, or Whore... Saying that won't get you any farther.
-I am an ex band geek who used to play saxophone. I was damn good too.
-I LOVE 80s music. I can sing along to any song immediately, and almost always be able to tell you the artist and title.
-I like Beer and Baseball games.
-I like Martinis and Jazz Music.
-I like Cigarettes and Cheap Champagne;)
-I LOVE Harry Potter.
-My last name is Miller. I love any and all things with Miller on them. Especially bar signs that say Miller Time. And my license plate that says MLR TME.

-I used to have really long hair, then cut off 17" for charity, grew it out, and cut off another 10". Someday I'll probably do it again.
-I love Architecture. I constantly point out specific architectural elements to my friends, even if I know they won't understand or care what I'm talking about.
-I love Jones Soda.

-I love Root Beer. Root Beer floats are even better :)
-I used to work at Donato's Pizza. It's my favorite.
-I don't have ADD or anything, but my friends can attest to how badly I switch topics during conversations.
-I also call people by the wrong name. I can be looking at Becky, talking about Erika, and then say Becky.
-When people move out of my way on the highway so I can pass them, I wink at them.
-When people cut me off on the highway or drive too slow, I say "I HATE you." very calmly.
-I lived in Florence, Italy for 5 months and consider myself "Florentine."
-I once made a charity called "The Lisa Needs An Electric Guitar Fund." I bought a red Fender Strat. It is gorgeous.
-Halloween is my favorite holiday. I love all things pumpkin, except for Pumpkin Ale. Hot Cider with Spiced Rum is a better drink for Fall, also my favorite season.
-I love pens and office supplies. I get this quirk from my sister.
-I like to golf.
-I love photography.
-I'm Italian, German, and Bohemian and a mix of other stuff.. but not Irish!!
-I have an expansive imagination. It kept me entertained during classes.
-I've always been a dreamer.. a hopeless romantic.
-I like to look hardcore, but generally act innocent. I have 13 piercings.
-My tongue is pierced. It has never been used :P
-NSYNC and pop music is a guilty pleasure of mine.
-I like to cook. I'm pretty good at it.
-Sometimes I'm very outgoing and say whats on my mind, and other times I can be super-shy.
-I HATE when people throw around the word "depressed." Like, "I got a D on the test. I'm so depressed." You have NO idea.
-I also dislike "God Damn" and "Jesus Fucking Christ" If I hear you say the latter, I will probably tell you, "Jesus' middle name is NOT Fucking."
-My favorite color is Green.
-I love Indians' baseball. I miss playing softball on a team. I used to be hot shit. I was a starting pitcher in High School.
-I hate all video games except Tetris, Super Mario Bros 1 and 3, and Guitar Hero. I also enjoy Wii.
-A goal of mine is to go to every Chipotle in Ohio. There are 83 Chipotles to date, and I have been to 59 of them. Want to go on a mini-road trip with me?! Especially if you have friends in Dayton or Toldeo we can stay with!!
-If there's anything else you want to know, just ask!
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My Interests



Interior Design, Music, Makeup, Partying, Photography, Comedy

and of course

I'd like to meet:


If you're going to send me a message and say hello, you should probably proofread it. I hate simple grammar and spelling mistakes and I like intelligent people.

Also, I'd like to meet tall, white, single guys, ages 20-28 with the last name of Time, Thyme, or Tyme or anything close. Then I'd marry you and legally be Lisa Miller-Time. HA HA!! Maybe we could have our wedding sponsored by Miller Brewing CO. Who knows....

I'd also like to meet this guy, Joe Mauer. His first MLB game was my first Indians' home opener. We both tore our ACLs. We're pretty much soulmates.

Meeting these guys would complete my life... I'm only half kidding :P

Music:

I like it all.. except the majority of country music. My favorites are Rock, Classic Rock, and 80s pop. Some of my favorite bands/artists are The Offspring, RelientK, Blink 182, Journey, P!nk, Audioslave, Sum 41, Nirvana, Green Day, Reel Big Fish, Lucky Boys Confusion, Good Charlotte, Linkin Park, DMB

Movies:

I like comedies and some chick flicks. Also Harry Potter! Some favorites are Dude Where's My Car?, The Hot Chick, The Wedding Singer, Pirates of the Carribean, Thirteen, Josie and the Pussycats, The Wedding Planner, Elf, The Crow, Dodgeball, The Wedding Crashers, Spanglish and Office Space.

Television:



Books:

Harry Potter, I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell.

Heroes:

This girl, right here.
You're a Shy Kisser
You *do* love to kiss, once you're comfortable with it
And that means knowing the person you're kissing pretty well
You usually don't make the first move when it comes to making out
But you've got plenty of intensity in return What Kind of Kisser Are You?
Your Brain's Pattern
You have a dreamy mind, full of fancy and fantasy.
You have the ability to stay forever entertained with your thoughts.
People may say you're hard to read, but that's because you're so internally focused.
But when you do share what you're thinking, people are impressed with your imagination. What Pattern Is Your Brain?
You Are Low Maintenance
Otherwise known as "too good to be true"
You're one laid back chica - and men love that!
Just remember that no good guy likes a dormat.
So if you find your self going along to get along...
Stop yourself and put up a little bit of a fight. Are You High Maintenance?

My Blog

I didn't want to lose this... it was awesome.

01. Put a picture of yourself:02. Put a picture of your brother/sister:03. Put a picture of a friend:04. Put a picture of your state:05. Put a picture of your favorite movie:06. Put a picture of your ...
Posted by LI-SA MIL-LER [clap clap clap clap clap] on Thu, 02 Aug 2007 04:21:00 PST

Numbers. The most important one being 50.

3 Days 716 Miles 6 Chipotles0 pounds gained!! I find it hard to believe too, but it's true. I ate at six Chipotles in three days in Cincinnati (one was actually a mistake in Westerville) and didn't ga...
Posted by LI-SA MIL-LER [clap clap clap clap clap] on Sat, 23 Jun 2007 11:10:00 PST

Campus Tragedy.. massacre.. whatever. Just another media frenzy.

    I doubt that if, and I mean IF, many years from now, someone asks me where I was when I heard about the Massacre at Virginia Tech, I'll be like, OMG let me tell you all about it! Th...
Posted by LI-SA MIL-LER [clap clap clap clap clap] on Wed, 18 Apr 2007 11:44:00 PST

I did not write this, I copied it from someone else. It's kinda genius...

Robin Williams for President!!!!"I see a lot of people yelling for peace But I have not heard of a plan for Peace. So, here's one plan." 1) "The US will apologize to the world for our "interferen...
Posted by LI-SA MIL-LER [clap clap clap clap clap] on Thu, 19 Apr 2007 09:42:00 PST

Reason # 37 why I'd make a good wife.

Reason #37 why I'd make a good wife: I can sew/mend clothes.-Today while at my Grandma's for Easter Breakfast, my sister pointed out that a seam on my new skirt was torn and you could see my lime gree...
Posted by LI-SA MIL-LER [clap clap clap clap clap] on Mon, 09 Apr 2007 07:45:00 PST

Before you go to Dallas, where this helmet, ok?

50 ODD Things about me!1. Height?six feet. 2. Have you ever done heroin?no 3. Do you own a gun?no. 4. Do you recycle?sometimes 5. Do you get nervous before doctor appointments?not really6. What do you...
Posted by LI-SA MIL-LER [clap clap clap clap clap] on Thu, 15 Mar 2007 09:18:00 PST

A Happy Thought..

A happy thought occured to me today as I pulled out of the Chipotle parking lot with the sunshine pouring through my road-salt-streaked windshield... I may be unemployed now, and that really sucks, bu...
Posted by LI-SA MIL-LER [clap clap clap clap clap] on Wed, 31 Jan 2007 01:04:00 PST

TAG. and i don't mean the shitty smelling men's spray.

Tag You're it!The first player of this game starts with the "7 weird things/habits about yourself" People who get tagged need to write a blog of their 7 weird things/ habits, as well as state these ru...
Posted by LI-SA MIL-LER [clap clap clap clap clap] on Tue, 05 Dec 2006 06:03:00 PST

symmetry. (photoshop fun)

They say that attractive people have symmetrical faces. However, most of us have one eye that is bigger than the other, a nose that turns to one side, or like me, a smile that is bigger on one side. I...
Posted by LI-SA MIL-LER [clap clap clap clap clap] on Mon, 04 Dec 2006 06:25:00 PST

Thanks Dad.

my dad sent me this in an email. he's a pretty smart guy.                         Five tips for ...
Posted by LI-SA MIL-LER [clap clap clap clap clap] on Mon, 30 Oct 2006 11:20:00 PST