Martin & Lourdes

PULP FICTIONGOT NUTHIN ON USI'm real laid back dont like ta get up unless the sun is down, i drink socially, dont smoke really... depends on the mood/situation, im in mission college went ta Alemany aint braggin (no one does) Mexican mostly 5'10 brn eyes, blk hair."It's not for the dodge, it's for your mom, peg, look it even comes in her size: astrooooo Vannnnn""The home shopping network! There's a good idea for women! It was a little too hard driving to the mall with a couch strapped to their ass!!!""A WOMAN COMES INTO THE SHOE STORE TODAY, SO HUGE SHE'S PROTECTED BY GREENPEACE. SHE ASKED FOR A PAIR OF SIZE 4 SHOES SO I ASKED IF SHE WOULD EAT THEM HERE OR TAKE THEM HOME, AND SHE HAS THE NERVE TO COMPLAIN ABOUT MY PERFORMANCE!""MY DODGE DOESN'T HAVE BULLET HOLES! BUT THAT CAN CHANGE IF YOU'RE WILLING TO CRAWL INTO THE TRUNK!""I WOULDN'T RUB YOUR TUSCH IF ROBIN WILLIAMS POPPED OUT OF IT AND OFFERED ME THREE WISHES!!!""A SKINNY WOMAN WITH A HOOKED NOSE OLIVE OILS INTO THE SHOE STORE SAYS 'I WANT SOMETHING TO MAKE ME LOOK SEXY.' I SAY "YOU'LL HAVE TO WAIT A LONG TIME BEFORE SOMEONE THAT UGLY COMES IN AND STANDS NEXT TO YOU!!!' NOW, I DON'T KNOW WHEN THEY STARTED LETTING WOMEN CARRY NUNCHUKS..."A FAT WOMAN CLIP-CLOPS INTO THE SHOE STORE TODAY SAYS 'I WANT SOMETHING I CAN FEEL COMFORTABLE IN ' SO I SAY 'TRY WYOMING!' NOW, I DON'T KNOW WHEN THEY STARTED LETTING WOMEN CARRY CHAINSAWS..."White crosses, sunlight... nothing works on you anymore does it? *Al: "A fat woman sloshed into the show store today. Said she was retaining water. I told her not to worry the dam of cellulite should keep us all safe fot the next few years!!!Fat Lady: " I want my money back. I've worn these shoes only once and they split at the sides." Al: " Let me explain. Just like an elevator, there's a 2 ton weight limit. How about I just nail the soles to the bottom of your feet to give you added traction while you're pulling the ice wagon.""forget it griff, get the tranq gun, we're gonna have ta tag and rerelease this one into the wild"if a fat chick says..youll be hearing from my lawyers....say...is that the firm of Hagen & Daasfreaks come out at nightBAD IDEA TO PISS OFF MY GIRL LULU, SHE SAYS SHE NOT MAD BUT...............

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