my biggest interests right now...are my friends. cause...im at school alla the time. So. in the spirit of....the morons i hang out with (morons with the exception of brends)......it only makes sense that i talk a lil about each of them. Besides......its more amusing then you wanna admit....my friends are better than yours. hahaalright......there is no particular order.....so dont get offended if your last or something.....consider yourself fucking lucky to be on the list. haha
BRENDS: we've been sisters/best friends for 18 fucking years. shes the one person i dont mind calling me out on my shit. we shop ALL the fucking time. a lil too much according to some people (a.k.a. the boys)...but whatever....its not our fault the law states that you must be dressed to go out in public. there are no words to describe the telepathic relationship we share. its kinda scary if youre not used to it. so...get used to it. we take pride in knowing that no matter what its us and the boys.....no matter what hoe one of them might be dating at the time....it doesnt mattter....cause theyre flavors of the week...and we're permanent. we do random crazy shit all the time that im not at liberty to speak about. we drink. swear. and dont mind an occasional fight or two. just never with each other. lol. love you.
LANDO: i'd like you to meet the best thing thats ever happened to me. his name.....is babe. his mother calls him Orlando...and the boys call him dubs. he likes to hunt and kill things. he carries me to the car when im too drunk. (hehe) he likes to begin sentences with "mmmmm". hes not emo......and insists on never being so....even though he has no idea what emo is. hes shy at first. isnt half as loud as i am. the only music we can agree on in the car is incubus or SUBLIME. hes very smart. he can school you on any car. he likes to call people "cock suckers." i love it when he says the word "why." he bakes me strudel. he breaks things all the time. he cant color inside the lines. he loves kids. hes my personal pillow....i always fall asleep on him. we've been through a lot actually. he's cute. im cute.....so you see how it works out. I LOVE YOU. kyjhap kyjhap.
MAKI: this bitch is crazy. dont piss her off. haha. but shes also girlie. she likes glitter...thats like...ultiamte girlie. she also likes them marines. she hates going to the movies unless its sunday and theres absolutely nothing else to do. We never agree on music. or clothes. or guys. or girls. actually...i dont know how we click so well. i think its because we can both be bitches. haha. lucky for everyone.....i dont take the word bitch to heart. its good to be the one that no one fucks with. she always smells her food before eating it. she hates tomatoes. we call her "titi fried rice"
ISSA: tall and skinny. thats how everyone describes her. haha. she keeps her life in her car. her car smells like barf. her brothers are so cute. her dog milo is a pain in the ass. she was once refered to as "skinny bone jones". we bought her 17 gold fish for her 17th birthday so that she would have to carry them around school in a big glass jar. haha. by the end of the day....she had one left. and then that one died when she got home. (haha) she has big feet. she loves me enough to go up to the drive through window at carls jr. at like....3 in the morning to ask for no cheese on my hamburger.
ANTHONY: i love this kid. he make me and evryone sles ALWAYS laugh. he can beat you up. the fights find him. he takes care of lando. (theyre boyfriends) hes my babe ..2. he sings babalou when hes drunk. i paid just to see the zit on his ass. hes admirably honest. he "doesnt give a fuck!" hes chill. hes loud. he doesnt say much. he says a lot. he lectures my sister on why she should "be good." he takes care of us without knowing it. he down to take me to mexico. haha.
MYLENE: talent to say the least. she knows her shit. together with brends.....we're gonna be some rich chicks. hot commodity baby. shes my filipino soldier! my mahal. when we get married....its gonna be me on the sofa with the remote in my hand and yelling "where are my lumpia bitch?!?!" her mom makes a the coolest filipino thanksgiving. hailey really is her kid. ssshhhhh! sickfish sweatshirt? her sweat doesnt even smell like sweat! i would know! i smelled her armpits! i pick her nose for her. what are friends for?
DAVID: my favorit outta the bunch of goons! i think its because he always makes me laugh..and everything he does is genuine. despite the constant state of being lost in a conversation....and the willingness to jump your bones if you let him...he only makes you happy. you wonder about the kid sometimes....but i assure you he's all there (somewhere). this hot surfer with a big heart is gonna be famous some day (you better take me with you). mwa
RICKY: Ooh Lord. famous enough for his fish hooks and other sex positions...this kid brings in a crowd. In his spare time he makes porn movies and gets off peeping in on other people. lightweight when it comes to drinking to say the least. but i love him anyways.
TRACY: a bit of an update: LOL. oye vey....dont know what to do with this girl. she likes pasties...and wearing only pasties. hehe. but dont bother hitting on her cause if youre not gay...shes not having it. she currently has gone organic. shes 100 - 105 punds of power! she can kick your ass! skinny bitch! no longer a blonde, she has now joined the "academically advanced" hair color race of the world (the brunettes). she cant wear certain clothes where she lives. i love you. what the hell would i do without you?!
i dont prefer "pop another cap in that ass" music like my friends...which leads to many arguements in the car. and im not much of a country girl either.....im mexican for God sake. idunno....not everything i listen to is emo. damn you. but......right now......some of my most favorite bands are no doubt (and what?!), sublime, the cure, my chemical, head automatica, matisyahu, 311, aar, dashboard (shut up guys), dean martin, the horrorpops!, jack johnson, the killers, someone in particular is getting me hooked on motion city soundtrack, new found, new order is always good, pepper, reel big fish, save ferris, the skeptics, the starting line, and even though yellowcard was trendy for a while i still love them. i love cheesy 80s music that kicks ass in places like clock work orange or bang. and if you know anything....you wont play fall out boy around me.
pulp fiction is one of my most favorite movies EVER. did you know that in one of the deleted scenes....while vince is buying heroin, lance actually had a monologue about how he went to panorama city?! and how he got lost?! "cause you know....panorama city and nebraska are the same...i dont know shit about either of them." haha
haha...mylenes right. we dont speak of "small screen" with me. the big ones gonna make me famous
mylene says: "does that matter.. i mean c'mon.. are you gonna read what she reads?? unless you are some crazed stalker that wants to do what she does (like memorize her social security number, look her up on the chools website, see what classes shes taking, and enroll in them)"
mylene is my herO. yay!