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About Me

Hmmmm, where to begin. When I was a young boy living on the weathered and snowy plains of Serbia my grandfather once said to me, "Never suck the juice out of a turtle". He was a wise man, but I couldn't see his point. Soon after that his russian-made artificial lungs ran out of plutonium and he died in a pool of his own shame and filth with only a stripey straw hanging from his lips, billowing ominously in the cold winds, betraying any movement.Funnily enough however, apparently turtle fluids are lethally diuretic and the filth surrounding the wheezing geriatric had been the cause of his demise, not in fact the previously mentioned shoddy soviet hardware. Luckily as a result of this melo-dramatic episode I saw the man's point clearly, and he had been right.This has been a pile o' crap. If you add me, you know me. If not, go suck a turtle.

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My Interests

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Film (making and watching) / Music / The humble guitar / Graphic Novels / all that is Surf and Snow / Dan Fan's purpose / Animals dressed as people / How far I'll go to get a sandwich...

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Music:

GOOD rock all the colours of the rainbow... open minded. I can find myself enjoying most stuff. Except dance/trance - anything with -ance at the end of it. That's just shit. I mean really shit. You could rent a pair of monkeys (i know you can), chain one to a keyboard and the other to a drum machine and leave them in a room with a banana and a look of dispondency each for two days and that's the sound they'd be capable of making. Anyhoo... please check out my band's music here and let me know what you think. The monkeys used in these recordings lived happy lives. There was less a look of dispondency, more a shimmer of hope.www.myspace.com/electricmouth

Movies:

Evil Dead 2 / The Last Crusade / The Emperor's New Groove / any Tim Burton / Kevin Smith / Coen Brothers / Rodriguez / Lynch / Mighty Ducks 2...and the Goonies.

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Television:

Firefly , Smallville , Family Guy, American Dad, Futurama, Simpsons, Scrubs, NipTuck, Arrested Development, Extras, Firefly, Seinfeld, Justice League, Dexter's Lab, Fairly Odd Parents, Heroes and The OC. Yes I'm still a man and no, you can't touch it.

Books:

Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy / Northern Lights / Great Expectations (no i'm not kidding) / How The Dead Live - Will Self / any Spike Milligan / How To Make Love The Bruce Campbell Way / Gates of Fire - I'm doing an English degree and I kinda suck with books... go figure.

Heroes:

Bruce Campbell / Jason Lee / Fred Mascherino / Ryan Dunn / Kevin Smith / Douglas Adams / Jimmy Page / Peter Green / Hodge / Clint Eastwood / Garth Ennis / Frank Miller / Sandy Cohen and Dave Grohl... of course.

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Electric Mouth ep!

Well, it's official. The ep is done, done and done... and I mean done! Due to be released officially on the 12th November, but if your eager beaver ears can't bear to wait that long then you can have ...
Posted by Jimbo on Tue, 16 Oct 2007 05:58:00 PST