[Tory] is a sensitive bore.

About Me

Stereotypical sarcastic overachiever. Cynical. Hates stupid people (i.e., most of humanity). Enjoys puns wayyy too much. Still bites nails. 3333s music. The end.

My Interests

"We are here to laugh at the odds and live our lives so well that Death will tremble to take us."--Charles Bukowski

Music:

[in alphabetical order for more importance] 30 Seconds to Mars, Action Action, Alkaline Trio, The All-American Rejects, Angels & Airwaves, Arctic Monkeys, Bayside, The Beatles, Blaqk Audio, blink-182, Bloc Party, Brand New, The Bravery, Busted, Vanessa Carlton, Co&Ca, Death Cab For Cutie, Dire Straits, Franz Ferdinand, Green Day, Hellogoodbye, Hot Hot Heat, Interpol, Jack's Mannequin, Jimmy Eat World, Billy Joel, Kaiser Chiefs, Keane, The Killers, Killola, Mark Knopfler, Kenny Loggins, Margot & The Nuclear-So-And-So's, mewithoutYou, Morningwood, Muse, MCR, October Fall, Panic! At The Disco, Plain White T's, The Postal Service, Punchline, R.E.M., The Raconteurs, Snow Patrol, Spitalfield, Stars, Straylight Run, Sugarcult, Sum 41, Summerbirds in the Cellar, Taking Back Sunday, U2, The Weakerthans, Weezer, The Who, XTC, pre-'Paper Walls' Yellowcard, Zolof The Rock & Roll Destroyer

Movies:

Win A Date With Tad Hamilton!, 10 Things I Hate About You, Batman Begins, Star Wars, Wallace and Gromit: Curse of the Were-Rabbit, Newsies, How To Deal, The Matrix, Titanic, Snatch, Shaun of the Dead, X-Mens, all the Spideys

Television:

THE SIMPSONS!, MTV2 Rock Countdown/T-Minus Rock, Futurama, Scrubs, Family Guy, That '70s Show, Malcolm in the Middle, and Kim Possible.

Books:

Please Don't Kill The Freshman, Crank, the Artemis Fowl series, anything by Bukowski, anything by Francesca Lia Block, anything by Chuck Palahniuk.

Heroes:

Zoe Trope (author of Please Don't Kill The Freshman), Michelle DaRose (nee Nolan, guitarist/pianist/vocalist of Straylight Run), Chantal Claret (lead singer of Morningwood), and Oskar Schindler.