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slappy mcfartbag

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me

You take the good, you take the bad,you take them both and there you have the Facts of Life. There's a time you got to go and show you're growin' now you know about the Facts of Life. When the world never seems to be livin up to your dreams and suddenly you're finding out the Facts of Life are all about you.

My Interests

worrying.

I'd like to meet:

any of the 86' mets.

Music:

top 40. poorly written, overly simplistic country. commercialized generic hip hop that lacks flow, poppy crappy songs that incorporate vocoders.

Movies:

Vagitarians, Meat sticks VII, Sapornos, and mabye Behind The Green Door if i'm bored with everything else.

Television:

i like watching the following: COPS, Dog the Bounty Hunter, episodes of Maury Povich where they do the DNA parental testing, and Blind Date. So pretty much anything that makes me feel better about myself.

Books:

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Heroes:

lao tse, Benjamin Franklin, Mark Twain, Crispus Attucks,my wife kate

My Blog

duh, like we needed a test

You're the Rock Star!Take What sort of Hipster are you? today!Created with Rum and Monkey's Personality Test Generator.Fuck college, fuck a "real" job! Music is your life! You're a hometown hero! ...
Posted by slappy mcfartbag on Thu, 11 May 2006 01:43:00 PST

time to grow up

dear diary, its time to grow up. stop being done with work by 1:00 and doing bong hits on Fridays. and spending all that fuckin time with your newborne son. GET YOUR PRIORITIES STRAIGHT. also, stop wo...
Posted by slappy mcfartbag on Fri, 02 Dec 2005 10:38:00 PST

fatcats

i ate a fatcat at the grease trucks tonight. here are some names for fat sandwiches i would have if they would let me. fat cunt, fat dick, fat jerk, fat face, fat dicklick, fat fartbag, fat vagina lip...
Posted by slappy mcfartbag on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

MY BM

dear diary: today i had the best poop ever. i had eaten only spinich the night before. it was the first time it looked the same going out as it did going down. the best part was the gas. i swear, diar...
Posted by slappy mcfartbag on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST