Steve - ProfilesArchive

About Me

Who is Steve really? He is an enigma wrapped in a paradox wrapped in a conundrum wrapped in ham.

My Interests

I dont usually like alternative music, but I rock the house!

I'd like to meet:

Someone whos DNA strands match mine with less than .0003% error.

Music:

Minimal techno, maximum rock and roll.

Movies:

I like a lot of movies but nothing is coming to mind right now. UHF is pretty awesome though.

Television:

Simpsons, Ali G, Kids in the Hall, The Daily Show, any cooking show, that 85 year old woman who talks about dildos. Not good times.

Books:

Fast Food Nation, Lullaby, Our Band Could Be Your Life, Get in the Van, The Essential Quick Reference to XSLT/XML transformations.

Heroes:

The guy who gathered up 1,000,000 Pepsi points and then tried to sue Pepsi when they wouldn't give him a harrier jet with a Pepsi logo on it as advertised in a commercial awhile back.

My Blog

Help me design the Sammy Ha-Car

I occasionally have ideas. Not a single one of them has ever been good, and I'm proud to report this one is no exception. This is actually an old thought that re-entered my brain the other day. For th...
Posted by Steve on Tue, 27 Mar 2007 07:29:00 PST

After 27 years ...

As I left a restaurant with some co-workers, it was remarked that I was sneezing, leading to the "Are you sick?" question that usually follows such an occurrence. When I replied that initial exposure ...
Posted by Steve on Fri, 22 Sep 2006 01:45:00 PST

Aerosol in the blogosphere

I'm on the internet a lot - hell, I wouldn't have a job without the internet - yet I have been reluctant to join the blogosphere (I hate terms like this - its like when they added "core" to the end of...
Posted by Steve on Wed, 31 May 2006 12:27:00 PST