SNUGGLE |
our impatient bitches, i mean new boyfriend, Snuggle, has us in a desperate state of furious passion, longing, and knuckle deep delicious humpfest 2006 over their nucculently beautiful selves.
today i...
Posted by La Gorda on Wed, 21 Jun 2006 11:42:00 PST |
delicious band shit |
my succulent wife, Dawn Gorda, consistently and bitterly complains that the three other lazy-assed people in the band never do anything. she's all, "why in the hell don't you people ever flyer, ...
Posted by La Gorda on Fri, 19 May 2006 06:01:00 PST |
the next motherfucker |
who works at an unmentioned, corporate guitar store that goes and gets a cheap ass piece of tripe fucking sparkly guitar with a pink headstock off the wall and tries to get me to play it is getti...
Posted by La Gorda on Wed, 17 May 2006 05:28:00 PST |
Well I'll be hornswaggled. |
God damn if it isn't October already.
We've been seemingly awol lately, but lots of things have been going beneath the surface, the biggest of which being the completion of our new demo, and ou...
Posted by La Gorda on Mon, 10 Oct 2005 10:58:00 PST |
Michael Bolton Party @ My House |
Just kidding! Bitches!
So we're almost finished with our EP. Almost finished as in most of it is recorded, our drummer Christine is amazing behind the boards (except when screeching, "Why do guitar pl...
Posted by La Gorda on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
The intricacies of the intra-band hump... |
So we've developed this habit of humping one another randomly. It started off as a random occurrence as part of the whole Rockstar getting into the music pretense, and then dribbled out into our non-s...
Posted by La Gorda on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
ahhh, the joys of booking. |
so here's the thing ...
i, amber gorda, am going to be getting off my pasty white arse and booking some shows after a brief trip to texas. if you and yours would enjoy doing a show with la gorda somet...
Posted by La Gorda on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
Grrrrrrl Punk Rock Prom! 6/25/05! |
That's right, people. Getcher best skivvies on and join us at the Velvet Lounge this Saturday night (6/25) in DC for the Grrrl Punk Rock Prom!
Cool your heels from all the usual BroDown punk eve...
Posted by La Gorda on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
MINI TOUR! Woohoo! |
So we're going on a mini-tour and playing a couple dates in Durham, NC. Now I know all you naysayers out there will say, two dates in another city doesn't count as a tour.
But if it gives us an...
Posted by La Gorda on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
pretty pictures... |
we got some new photos uploaded to our profile from our gigs at the Firehouse Cue and the Brass Monkey. They're hot hot hot, so be sure to check em out.
Posted by La Gorda on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
