Tom-E DaLyrical Swami cares only about three things: pimping, hamburgers, and the 80s sitcom "It's Your Move" starring Jason Bateman. DaSwami's music reflects his intense dedication to these three things.
Edited to add: Ok, I found one more thing to care about. Cheese. But that's it. 4 things to care about is enough. I have no more room in that tiny little part of my brain where the caring resides. Cute little puppies? Nope. Too late. If cute little puppies wanted me to care about them then they should've brought themselves to my attention before cheese did.
Edited again to add: Ok, it's been brought to my attention that it is possible to combine my love of cheese with my love of hamburgers into a single love of cheeseburgers, thus making room for one more thing to care about (i.e., cute little puppies.) I am willing to try this approach, so from here forward my revised list of things I care about includes the following 4 things: pimping, cheeseburgers, the 80s sitcome "It's Your Move" starring Jason Bateman, and cute little puppies.
Geez, another freaking edit: Oh for chrissakes people, quit bringing things to my attention. Now I find out that "caring" doesn't take place in the brain, but rather in the heart, which apparently has a LOT more space for caring than the brain does. Now that I've been made aware of this my caring floodgates have opened and suddenly I care about more things than I ever thought possible: long walks on the beach, sleeping in on Sundays, hugs, the smell of fresh cut grass in the summertime, sunsets, fresh baked pie, campfires, picnics, the laughter of children ...
Still like cheeseburgers though.
