Ooowee, Vegas! |
In 2 days, this bitch will be in Las Vegas, tryin to get kicked out, smoked out, turned out..... I might even put out. Just kidding...... For those unlucky friends of mine that aren't coming (or were ...
Posted by Juana Dewitt on Tue, 15 May 2007 03:31:00 PST |
My Biggest Failure |
When you called to me, I know I wasn't there.
And when you needed me, it must have seemed like I didn't even care.
The situation sho as fuck don't seem fair
I didn't know that you felt so much despair...
Posted by Juana Dewitt on Thu, 19 Apr 2007 06:59:00 PST |
Dear Lost Boy |
Dear Lost Boy: gotta apologize to you
I just never knew how all the shit that I do
and all the kisses I blew
was what helped you make it through.
I just wanted to be your friend
Never dreamed I'd see ...
Posted by Juana Dewitt on Thu, 19 Apr 2007 06:42:00 PST |
Get a grip, bitches |
I wanna give a shout out right now, to all my girls that have managed to get their shit together and throw out their loser ass men! You know who yall are. (And this is not a reflection of the chicks w...
Posted by Juana Dewitt on Sat, 17 Mar 2007 03:55:00 PST |
Pensive on 4th of July |
So did everyone have a good 4th? I had a great one, myself. A bitch ate some good bbq, had WAY too much to drink, and managed not to enter any wet t-shirt contests. (Thank goodness, because the photos...
Posted by Juana Dewitt on Fri, 07 Jul 2006 12:40:00 PST |
What rhymes with chorizo? |
I am posting a new blog at the request of my homegirl Frenchie (le freek). So......I am sitting at work, bored out of my mind, trying to write a song about how much I dislike anal sex. It's coming out...
Posted by Juana Dewitt on Fri, 26 May 2006 11:25:00 PST |
His Last Night |
Blaring voices from a bullhorn fell upon deaf ears.
Numbness slowly seeping through the man-boy's brain,
conquering it as he tunneled through
sheet rock into the last uncaring hotel room.
Like a trapp...
Posted by Juana Dewitt on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
Poem about the losers that be in my bar |
As you all should know, I'm a bartender in San Jose. And I'm attractive and witty. This is a day in the life. Read it.
This some shit I wrote about the losers in my bar
Mothafuckers wanna flirt, t...
Posted by Juana Dewitt on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
Pancakes? Bitches |
You know what's fucking weak? When you go out with a guy and ya have a good time, it seems like everything is going well, you try to let them know if you're super sensitive (maybe because 4 months ago...
Posted by Juana Dewitt on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
Men |
You know, guys, sometimes yall just do the most ignorant shit and expect to get away with it. You never cease to amaze me. Say the most insulting shit, do the stupidest, most hurtful stuff, then have ...
Posted by Juana Dewitt on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
