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Marty

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About Me

She is as fake as press on nails...I seen her at Shawn's pool party...you know Puff Daddy, well anyways, we were all drinking crystal, and people started gettin buck wild in the pool, and I look over, and there was your girl in the pool, with a backup dancer...I mean, that is low, that is lower than security guard, she don't love herself.

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My Interests

Hmm! I am interested in lots of fun stuff! You should ask me!

I'd like to meet:

porn stars, strippers, that girl that lied about putting that nasty finger in the chili at wendy's, and god. I think he would rock to hang out with. What would be really cool would be to meet myself...and see how that goes...I wonder if I would like me...I probably would not, because I think other people like me are all asses...is that bizarre? I would also like to meet Homer Simpson...am I the only one that thinks that would be an awesome encounter...DOH!

Music:

LOVING SOME PANIC LATELY, MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE, THE NEW NELLY FERTADO...SAY IT RIGHT BITCH, PARIS HILTON THROWING UP ON STAGE...CHRISTINA AGUILERA HURT, BEYONCE IN ALL HER HOT ASS FORMS, PLAIN WHITE T'S, AUGUSTANA, I STILL LOVE BRITNEY, BALD AND ALL

Movies:

BORAT! HOLY FUCK THAT WAS FUNNY! ITS FUNNIER EACH TIME I WATCH IT!

Television:

TV IS NOT FUN...BUT AMERICAN IDOL IS FUNNY...THAT WEIRD SANJAYA KID...WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT NONSENSE?

Books:

reading a million tiny pieces right now...love books about drug abuse...ITS HARD TO FINISH THO!

Heroes:

HEROES ARE THE PEOPLE THAT MAKE THOSE PERFECT LITTLE SAUSAGE BISCUIT SANDWHICHES AT MACDONALDS AT 5AM FOR ME...IF I AM EVER UP AT 5...UNLESS OF COURSE I HAVENT GONE TO BED YET...THAT CHANGES THINGS

My Blog

See me morph into Alec Baldwin!

www.myheritage.com...
Posted by Marty on Sat, 03 Nov 2007 07:55:00 PST

lyin a$$ hoes

Is anyone else tired of fake ass lying bitches. I am. lol
Posted by Marty on Fri, 22 Jun 2007 10:29:00 PST

my other star tattoo is done and healed! lol

for all of you myspace peeps so i totally didnt update after i got the other side of my stars done on my other arm! i will post pics of the "guns" LOL after i spend some more time working out and tryi...
Posted by Marty on Sat, 07 Apr 2007 12:53:00 PST

whats really going on

Things are good :-)
Posted by Marty on Wed, 07 Feb 2007 09:53:00 PST

The longest of LONG, LONG BEACH WEEKENDS

  So, the details that follow really did happen to the three of us this weekend&names and locations have been included to oust the guilty&   So, Rob and I ventured down to LA (oh, I am sorry...
Posted by Marty on Mon, 13 Nov 2006 01:25:00 PST

The Conquering Hero

SO. I have decided that it is time to meet new people, to try new things, and to see where life takes me this time around. I went back and looked at some of my old blogs and I was so excited about mo...
Posted by Marty on Thu, 09 Nov 2006 09:50:00 PST

when the world hates you too!

So yeah. How come things cant just be easy for a while? It has been a pretty hard road the last couple of months, and all of the sudden things were getting better...then in two days time, everything w...
Posted by Marty on Thu, 12 Oct 2006 10:57:00 PST

times they are a changin"

whats up bitches...I put some new pics on my page...I know, finally...anyways...check me out...new and improved or whatever that shit is..these are random pics...but I like em...be sure to check out t...
Posted by Marty on Mon, 09 Oct 2006 05:11:00 PST

LIFE

Isn't it funny how life has a way of making you feel like everything is ok...and then BAM! it just isn't anymore...sucky feelingILUB! no matter what...
Posted by Marty on Tue, 11 Oct 2005 09:31:00 PST

another day bites the dust

yesterday was fucking lame...I mean, LAME...anyhow, today should be better, I get to plan my going away party, I think I am going to get Amber to do the E-vite, so that I can get the party started.......
Posted by Marty on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST