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sheriff john bunnell

About Me


TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Andrew Kenneth Milne the 1st
Birthday: september 11 1985 chump/b
Birthplace: redwood city hospital, California

Current Location: chicago, Illinois
Eye Color: greyish-blue
Hair Color: blond
Height: 6 foot 2 and rude as hell
Right Handed or Left Handed: mostly right
Your Heritage: I'm a walking recessive gene
The Shoes You Wore Today: none.
Your Weakness: meat?
Your Fears: people better at drums than me
Your Perfect Pizza: cheese with assorted vegetables...
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: ...
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: am i fat? (then i cry)
Thoughts First Waking Up: hmm, i'm awake
Your Best Physical Feature: my cool boobs
Your Bedtime: i'm not very good at that
Your Most Missed Memory: hanging out with carlton and raj back in the early 90's
Pepsi or Coke: i honestly can't taste the difference...
MacDonalds or Burger King: burger king, because they have a veggie burger
Single or Group Dates: yes please
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: heroin
Chocolate or Vanilla: whips an' chains
Cappuccino or Coffee: Skol...
Do you Smoke: my nipples do sometimes
Do you Swear: only to express severe anger or discomfort
Do you Sing: hell yeah
Do you Shower Daily: sometimes i take a bath... but yes
Have you Been in Love: good question....
Do you want to go to College: already did. meh
Do you want to get Married: yup
Do you belive in yourself: what is this, a disney movie?
Do you get Motion Sickness: ONLY on virtual reality rides...
Do you think you are Attractive: that depends how drunk we get
Are you a Health Freak: nope
Do you get along with your Parents: yes very much
Do you like Thunderstorms: yes
Do you play an Instrument: drums and piano mainly but i will learn them all
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: yep that's the daddy
In the past month have you Smoked: affirmative

In the past month have you been on Drugs: drugs
In the past month have you gone on a Date:
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: maybe... maybe
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: hell yeah!!!
In the past month have you been on Stage: affirmative
In the past month have you been Dumped: negatory
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: i get naked all the time. there doesn't need to be a pool
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: only your heart... and wallet...
Ever been Drunk: well i'm 22 i would hope so
Ever been called a Tease: only when i have food that someone else wants
Ever been Beaten up: only by jeff deacan, you don't mess with that kid
Ever Shoplifted: nah
How do you want to Die: i will sacrifice myself in the name of Allah
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: A FIRE TRUCK!!!!
What country would you most like to Visit: it's not a country, but Easter Island
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: green
Favourite Hair Color: brown
Short or Long Hair: long
Height: 5'8
Weight: 115
Best Clothing Style: hoodie and pajama pants
Number of Drugs I have taken: 3
Number of CDs I own: just download stuff illegally...
Number of Piercings: around 3
Number of Tattoos: however many
Number of things in my Past I Regret: none
aalso destroying stuff and watching stuff get destroyed is bad-ass

My Interests

My interests include cars, music, cool boobs, svenghoulie, and not poopin in the bathtub... I also collect bugs.. dead bugs... I'M VERY PASSIONATE! also i like to get buckwild

I'd like to meet:

KOKO THE GORILLA - TIM HEIDECKER - BUCKETHEAD - ERIC WAREHEIM - LES CLAYPOOL - SVENGHOULIE - HENRY ROLLINS - BILL MAHER - GREG GRAFFIN

Music:

Basically I have one of the most eclectic tastes in music of anyone that you are ever likely to meet. I run the gambit from Dimmu Borgir, a Norwegian black metal band; to Dave Brubeck a jazz pianist from the 1950's... slayer, george clinton and the p-funk, steely dan, pantera, maggot twat, bootsy collins, hendrix, clapton, lamb of god, gnarles barkley, tool, PRIMUS (can't stress that enough), , led zeppelin, pink floyd, cake, billy idol, buckethead, bla bla i could go on forever..................................................... ........

Books:

anything relating to the origins of the universe/ the origin of religion

Heroes:

RICHARD DAWKINS .. CARL SAGAN .. NORMAN BORLAUG ..DAVE BRUBECK ..

My Blog

i told those villa park cops a thing or two

so i go to the ardmore lounge for kevin hairdraft's birthday and tuesday and ruth (not 21) came too. somehow the cops get called and come into the ardmore lounge which never happens and tuesday gets a...
Posted by sheriff john bunnell on Mon, 21 Jan 2008 11:32:00 PST

fill this silly thing out about me if you feel so inclined...

1. Who are you?2. Are we friends?3. When and how did we meet?4. Do you have a crush on me?5. Would you kiss me?5.5. If we were trapped on an island would you use me as a raft?6. Give me a nickname and...
Posted by sheriff john bunnell on Mon, 09 Apr 2007 06:53:00 PST