Bonkers and the Swine Flu |
It was the day before Easter, you know? Mom informed me that my Aunt Judy, and her grand children Archie and April would be coming over for dinner. What a load of shit, you know? And if that wasn't...
Posted by on Tue, 28 Apr 2009 23:53:00 GMT |
April fools, you know? |
It was the first of April and the year was 2009, and I was determined to be a prankster, you know? I woke up my mom at 2 in the morning after putting ketchup all over my body. I put my head close ...
Posted by on Wed, 08 Apr 2009 01:30:00 GMT |
Larry's new friend Garcia |
A player like me has been busy these days. I've been workin at DQ almost 5 days a week, you know? ...and not with my best friend Leet Larry nearly enough. So this week we both lucked out, and had th...
Posted by on Tue, 03 Mar 2009 16:48:00 GMT |
There are no Junebugs in December/The Larry bucket (Double Feature Blog, you know?) |
Christmas came and went faster then my aunt Patty after she ate the dill pickles I put in her subway in April of 98. Faster than a Taiwanese hooker with a horse radish fetish....
Posted by on Wed, 07 Jan 2009 02:14:00 GMT |
Larry and I were having some issues, you know? |
Ever since I told Leet Larry that I accidentally fucked his cousin, he's been a real butt head, you know? Let me say, he's been avoiding me like the bubonic plague. No one would eve...
Posted by on Tue, 16 Dec 2008 17:37:00 GMT |
Halloween for Big Mean Green Eugene, a night I will never forget |
So it was Halloween, you know? Leet Larry and I were off of work and ready to party. I called Leet Larry on the phone and was like, "What's up brother of leet?" Let me say, he...
Posted by on Wed, 05 Nov 2008 23:49:00 GMT |
Let me say, Leet Larry and I have some political differences |
It was Sunday, you know? And for Eugene Jacobson Sunday meant party time. I called Leet Larry over 6 times on his home phone and no one was picking up. Let me say, this just w...
Posted by on Wed, 15 Oct 2008 02:24:00 GMT |
Me and Larry went to the petting zoo |
Today marks the first Monday in weeks that me and my best friend Leet Larry have had off work. They are training a new manager for the store because I called the last one a nigger, well, long story...
Posted by on Tue, 30 Sep 2008 00:23:00 GMT |
Happy Birthday to me, you know? |
So it was that time of year again, and I faced the tough question that only comes once in a man's life... what's a nigger to do for his 32nd birthday? Let me say, my mind was ...
Posted by on Fri, 08 Aug 2008 00:41:00 GMT |
So I went to get my license, let me say, what a fucking day. |
So it was time to put my worries behind me, time to be a man, you know? It was time that I got my driver's license so I could go wherever I wanted all by myself. I have ...
Posted by on Mon, 21 Jul 2008 23:51:00 GMT |
