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John

A friend in need's a friend indeed, a friend with weed is better...

About Me


I don't know who I am, what I am, or why. I can't decide if life should be funny or serious. I don't know what the hell is going on. Sometimes I just hate myself. I don't know anyone like me, and that scares me, but at the same time I know I am who I am, and not what someone else wants me to be. Three out of four people predict I will be a millionare very soon.

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Dating & Relationship Advice
MySpace Layouts Put me on your Top 8 I'll try to put u back in mine in the same place. The end.

My Interests

Music, movies, and games. Also hanging out with my buddies and acting 10 years younger than my actual age, all in the name of fun of course. Pool (even though I suck at it), eating food, chillin, making fun of random people and hoping I don't get my ass kicked. I also like MySpace, in case you didn't notice.

I'd like to meet:

People who want to be friends, and people who care. No backstabbers, or people looking to add me as a number please. Hot girls are also good in my book.

Music:


Radiohead, Tool, Smashing Pumpkins, Pink Floyd, Mars Volta, KoRn, Flaming Lips, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Prodigy, Ozzy Osbourne, A Perfect Circle, Marilyn Manson, Nirvana, Offspring, Taproot, Modest Mouse, Nine Inch Nails, Deftones, Reforma, Powerman 5000, My Chemical Romance, Coldplay, Queen, Linkin Park, Muse, Evanescence, Beastie Boys, The Darkness, Cypress Hill, Weezer, Gorillaz, Breaking Benjamin, The Hives, Greenday, Boxcar Racer, Motorhead, Chevelle, System of a Down, Team Sleep, Blink 182, Incubus, Johnny Cash, Mushroomhead, Ben Folds, Eminem, The Killers, Guns N' Roses, Rammstein, Rage Against the Machine, Zwan, Outkast, NERD, Three Days Grace, SpineShank, Mudvayne, Tenacious D, 311, The Strokes, Blue Merle, Papa Roach, Sublime, Jet, The Pixies, Interpol, Beck, Neutral Milk Hotel, Queens of the Stone Age, White Stripes, Foo Fighters, Joy Division, The Shins, Black Sabbath, Porcupine Tree, Sufjan Stevens, Arcade Fire, My Bloody Valentine, Common, The Smiths, Keane, Animal Collective, Xiu Xiu, Bright Eyes, Blackalicious, The Roots, King Crimson, KanYe West, Ok Go, Rolling Stones, Mos Def, Coheed and Cambria, The Unicorns, Franz Ferdinand, Hot Hot Heat, John Legend, Depeche Mode, The Redwalls, The Blood Brothers, Jack Johnson, Menomena, Melee, Viktor Vaughn aka MF Doom aka Danger Doom aka Madvillaion, Old No Doubt, Death Cab For Cutie, The Go! Team, Fiona Apple, James Blunt, Broken Social Scene, Andrew Bird, Wolf Parade, Clap Your Hands Say Yeah, Iron and Wine, Fruit Bats, The New Pornographers, The Dismemberment Plan, Antony and the Johnsons, The Decemberists, Destroyer, Vashti Bunyan, Andrew WK, Jimi Hendrix, Wilco, Matisyahu, Arctic Monkeys, The Liars, Esthero, Snow Patrol, Can, Fort Minor, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Stars, Neko Case, Gnarls Barkley, Sigr Rós, Fiery Furnaces, Placebo, Mogwai, Danielson, Feist, Devotchka, Busta Rhymes, Wolf Mother, Feist, Talib Kweli, Aceyalone, TV on the Radio, Frog Eyes, The Thermals, Jedi Mind Tricks, Grizzly Bear, Explosions In the Sky, The Loon, Malajube, Yo La Tengo, Secret Machines, Bjork, M Ward, The Books, Nick Drake, Lupe Fiasco, Beulah, Magnetic Fields, Clipse, Goldfrapp, Mountain Goats, Joanna Newsom, Sunset Rubdown, Long Blondes, Junior Boys, Mew, The Islands, Peter Bjorn and John, Of Montreal, Fennesz, The Who, The Ramones, 30 Seconds to Mars, Stephen Malkmus

Movies:

I own: The Crow, The Running Man, Total Recall, Bubba Ho-Tep, Saving Private Ryan, Run Lola Run, Donnie Darko, Reservoir Dogs, Pulp Fiction, Jackie Brown, Kill Bill, Betrayal of Wang Series, Fu King Master Series, Changing Lanes, A Christmas Story, Conan the Barbarian, Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon, Harold and Kumar Go to White Castle, The Wall, The Godfather, Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Napoleon Dynamite, Out of Time, Chronicles of Riddick, Collateral, Team America, Terminator 2, Terminator 3, Training Day, Road to Perdition, Mystic River, Naked Gun, Dumb and Dumber, There's Something About Mary, Clerks, Mallrats, Ace Ventura, Big Daddy, Happy Gilmore, Billy Madison, Kung Pow, Night at the Roxbury, Road Trip, True Lies, Half Baked, Shaolin Soccer, Boondock Saints, Bowling for Columbine, Fahrenheit 911, School of Rock, Beavis and Butthead Do America, Airheads, High Fidelity, Raging Bull, Rain Man, Appleseed, Akira, Pi, Requiem for a Dream, Kung Fu Hustle, Grave of Fireflies, The Island, Serenity, Sin City, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, 25th Hour, Ugetsu, The Pianist, Blade Runner, Anchorman, Man Bites Dog, Munich, Saw, The Proposition, Adaptation, Squid and the Whale, and more!

Television:

Ali G, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Deadwood, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Jackass, Trigger Happy TV, South Park, Boxing, Chappelle's Show, Entourage

Books:

Books aren't my cup of tea. Needs more violence!

My Blog

Non-shitty day

I picked up a PS3 for 9 dollars today.  No joke.  It's pretty freakin cool I must say.  Now if only there were awesome games on it.  I just got Motor Storm which is hilarious, and...
Posted by John on Thu, 08 Mar 2007 09:21:00 PST

Shitty Day

Yesterday my mom kicked me out of the house again.  So yeah, I wasn't here.  Then when I woke up I had a fuckin stomach ulcer or some shit and it still hurts.  Then on my way to school ...
Posted by John on Mon, 05 Mar 2007 01:49:00 PST

Things people do that piss me off (Work Edition)

In no specific order this is what pisses me off when Im working...-When you hand me the movies or ask, where do I put them?  Or if you say, "do they go there?" and point at the big return box.&nb...
Posted by John on Sun, 21 Jan 2007 12:06:00 PST

My Controversial Final Project

The Confession BoothAlternate Link:http://media.putfile.com/The-Confession-Booth-C-2006-Jo hn-DunnThis was my final project for my sound recording class.  The project was basicly just to do whatev...
Posted by John on Mon, 18 Dec 2006 02:44:00 PST

Advantages to having a butt-ugly child

Advantages to having a butt-ugly childBy: John DunnHaving a butt-ugly child can be devistating, or downright hilarious, depending on how you look at it.  In life we must look at the positive thin...
Posted by John on Wed, 13 Dec 2006 12:50:00 PST

Strange Dreams

So right before I drift off and go to sleep I can very suddenly recall most if not all the dreams I've had over the past year or two.  The locations, the people, are all very vibrant.  When ...
Posted by John on Sat, 09 Dec 2006 12:23:00 PST

I'm alright now

I've decided the reason I'm so unstabale is because I'm not taking care of myself.  I'm only worrying about other people's problems and ignoring my own.  I'm not going to let myself make oth...
Posted by John on Tue, 28 Nov 2006 11:10:00 PST

Black Friday

Never again.  I thought I was a loser going to Best Buy at 4:30AM to get a TV until I saw there were literaly FIVE HUNDRED people lined up in front of me.  I got in the end of the line which...
Posted by John on Fri, 24 Nov 2006 02:17:00 PST

To my friends...

    Thank you all for being there for me, and just being good friends in general.  For the past few months I've been severly depressed.  I feel like life is going nowhere, and...
Posted by John on Mon, 20 Nov 2006 10:27:00 PST

This country disgusts me and I don't feel like living here anymore.

Yeah, it's called PlayStation 3.  People are literally fucking animals over the goddamn thing because this nation is so materialistic.  There are no good games for it and no incentive to buy...
Posted by John on Fri, 17 Nov 2006 01:47:00 PST