El Chupacabra

Myself,Philosophy,Photography,Painting,Nerds and Computer Hardware,Dance,The Homeless Who Build Shanties In Bemis Woods,Lies,Antiquies,Actors and Acting, Maniputation, Music, Flowers, Cynicism,Small Helpless Animals, Ants(Which Are Not Helpless But A Dangerous and Severly Underestimated Species),The Plants That Cause What I have Lovingly Deemed "The Itchies",Your Unwitting Acception Of A Poison Ivy Bouquet, Sarcasum, Twisted Humor, Tattoo's,Visual And Auditory Hallucinations, The Molicules On The Insides Of My Eye Lids, Staring At The Sun, Emelia And Charlie(My Old Blind Neighbors Who Will Forever Try To Clear Their Driveway Of Snow and Fall Helplessly Into The Bushes On Either Side), Networking And My Expert Making Of Cables,Richard J, My Dangerous And Troublesome Obsession With BreakDancing,Being A Gangster, My Sister Who Thinks The Negro's Are Premium People, Zombies (As Religious Artifacts) Reading, And Reading, Johnny Cash and The Sexiest Man Alive: Joaquin Phoenix, Ink Poisoning, Osteoperosis And Its Possible Affects Later In Life When My Titties Could Cave In My Chest Cavity From Sheer Weight, Suburban Techno Dance Parties In My Head, Working At The Same Job For Two Weeks Before Calling In Having Come Down With A Misterious Illness, Staying Away From The Two Way Lounge, Never Again Running Into Chi-town Rats Bigger Than I Am, The Autobahn, Fascist Left Turn Signals And Their Influence On Society, Red Team Go! Is one of my more overly used sayings, Don't argue when people call the 24 hour clock, "Military Time". Thats what it is: And I'll hit you, If you Run into me at Starbucks and I'm ordering a Venti coffee, stop me before its too late..CPU's run on magic, not electricity and '1's and '0's.