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Mr. Robot Pants

I'm like John Cusack crossed with a Unicorn!

About Me

I like to eat food of all kinds and enjoy high quality soaps, Just today i had a bagel followed by a handful of almond slivers! My friends would probably describe me as rotund and mildly annoying. And I in turn would probably describe them as passive aggressive and cheese scented. I am a youthful 34 and my cholestorol is 277 which i am told is pretty damn good by my stylist and she should know! I have a wonderful wife (sorry ladies! i'm sure that's a letdown) and a beautiful daughter who endure my constant whining over pretty much everything. The cost of shoes, why the whitening toothpaste doesn't work, Why my limbs atrophied, yup i'm a regular old barrel of laughs.

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My Interests

My wife....she is amazing and we have the most beautiful daughter named Stella. I enjoy a nice glass of amontillado or sherry occasionally but mostly i enjoy british ales and porters. I sell mortgages by day so if you need a house i can hook you up with financing on just about anything. I am obsessed with british culture and only drink PG Tipps tea which if your a tea drinker definately buy some, you can pick it up in the shop the world section of Stop & Shop for about $6.99 a box and it's well worth it! I like math rock and pc modding. I play guitar and write in the band January Party with Ian Cariolo and Leah Carlson. Check back here for updates our website at www.januaryparty.com is coming soon!

I'd like to meet:

Ricky Gervais and Steven Merchant, David Sylvian, Dylan Moran, Rowan Atkinson, Hugh Laurie, Steven Fry, Bill Bailey, Paul Mcartney, Trey Parker, Martin Freeman, Lucy Davis, Sacha Baron Cohen, Mark Hollis, Andy Partridge, Sting, Andy Summers, a lot of people..........but mostly british

Music:

David Sylvian, AIR, The Doves, Crystal Method, Talk Talk and Mark Hollis, Japan, Theivery Corporation, Postal Service, This Mortal Coil, Chemical Bros, Magnetic Fields, Peter Gabriel, The Police, Tortoise, Craig Armstrong, Dead Can Dance, Morcheeba, Hooverphonic, Everything But the Girl, Radiohead, Porcupine Tree, Can, Wolfgang Press, Clan of Xymox, Legendary Pink Dots, Peter Murphy, Howard Jones, Echo and the Bunnymen, Psychedelic Furs, The Smiths, Joy Division,New Order, Depeche Mode, Eric Satie, Spiritulized, Phats and Smalls, Lamb, Prince, The Arcade Fire, Deathcab for Cutie, King Missile, Strunz and Farah, The Beatles, Johnny Cash, Stereolab, Blue Ribbon, Ministry, Nine Inch Nails, Tipsy, Annie Lennox, The Pixies, Husker Du, 7 Seconds, Operation Ivy, The Specials, Madness, THe Selector, The English Beat, OMD, Bad Brains, Dag Nasty, The Stooges, Shellyan Orphan, Colourbox, Cocteau Twins, Sinead O'Conner, Yngwie J Malmsteen, Frank Gambale, Eric Johnson, Robert Fripp, King Crimson, Sting, The Pogues, and more......

Movies:

La Strada, RAN, 400 Blows, Don't Look now, Small Change, The Quiet Earth, Mona Lisa, Local Hero, Wild Strawberries, Paris Texas, Last Tango in Paris, On the Waterfront, Double Indemnity, American Beauty, Love Actually, About Schmidt, The Long Good Friday, Sideways, The Ref, A Fish Called Wanda, The Shawshank Redemption, Its a Wonderful Life, Casablanca, Life of Brian, Payback, Stranger Than Paradise, Mute Witness, Rear Window, Kiss Me Deadly, Dark Passage, The Fountainhead, Requiem for a Heavyweight, Repo Man, Suspiria, Profundo Rosso, The Virgin Suicides, Lost in Translation, Punch Drunk Love, La Dolce Vita, Big Night, Amelie, Spiderman 1+2, Batman Begins, Suburbia (punk rock classic) Lion in Winter, My Favorite Year, Beckett, almost anything with Peter O'Toole, Cocteau's Beauty and the Beast, Shoot the Piano Player, Stolen Kisses, Eye of the Needle, The Ipcress File, Deathtrap, Sleuth, From Here to Eternity, Man with the Golden Arm, A Twitch of the Death Nerve, Manhattan, Play it again Sam, The Fisher King, and on and on.........

Television:

Pretty much all british, The Office, Extras, Black Books, Peep Show, Little Britain, Ali G, AbFab,French and Saunders, Fawlty Towers, Monty Python, Black Adder, Thin Blue Line, Vicar of Dibly, Pheonix Nights, I'm Alan Partridge, Fast Show, The Young Ones, Darkplace, The IT Crowd, Bottom, Father Ted, As time goes by, for America, Family Guy,Arrested Developement, South Park, The Daily Show, Chappelle show, The Soup and Nip/Tuck.

Books:

Albert Camus/The Stranger, David Sedaris/Naked, Me Talk Pretty One Day, Jean Cocteau/Le Livre Blanc, Marcel Proust/ Rememberance of things Past, The Drunken Boat/Arthur Rimbaud, Charles Baudelaire/Le Fluer du Mal, Pablo Neruda/ The Captains Verses, Ernest Hemingway's short stories, Francesco Petrarch's sonnets for Laura, Richard Brautigan, Rainer Marie Rilke collected works, Herman Hesse/ Narcissus and Goldman, Kurt Vonnegut/ Slaughterhouse Five and Breakfast of Champions, Henry Miller/ Tropic of Cancer, Friedrich Nietsche/ Beyond Good and Evil, Charles Bukowski/ Roominghouse Madrigals, Vladimir Nabakov/ Lolita, Many electronic manuals, Electronic Musician, Tape-Op (the best recording magazine on the planet)

Heroes:

Ricky Gervais and Brian Dennehy

My Blog

"Meet the new boss same as the old boss"

I hope everyones having a nice evening and you've enjoyed your meals. Personally, i would stay away from the fish because we have a new chef and i suspect he is mildly retarded. Not that that's a bad ...
Posted by Mr. Robot Pants on Wed, 14 Jun 2006 08:47:00 PST

Primal Scream therapy

It's been quite awhile since my last blog on soft drinks so i figured i would keep everyone up to date on whats been going on. It's been pretty exhausting lately between work, my family,  my&nbs...
Posted by Mr. Robot Pants on Thu, 18 May 2006 03:37:00 PST

R.W Knudson's Family Lemon Lime Seltzer

Contrary to popular belief i am actually fairly easily entertained. I enjoy a postprandial Tipperillo at sunset, a fine steak with a can of Fanta, making shadowboxes and reading ancient erotic po...
Posted by Mr. Robot Pants on Mon, 03 Apr 2006 11:28:00 PST

Pleasing New Month!!!

I hope everyone had a good year in 2005 and 2006 is off to a good start. Myself i am back to work with my black Comdial Impact phone and the slowest printer in existence. I could probably hire a scrib...
Posted by Mr. Robot Pants on Thu, 12 Jan 2006 10:16:00 PST

Eggnog!!!

I like to bathe in eggnog this time of year as it helps to maintain my signature yellow hue and nutmeg scent. Plus if I get hungry I can lick my hands which seems to be frowned upon while waiting to p...
Posted by Mr. Robot Pants on Tue, 20 Dec 2005 03:10:00 PST

Unicorns and Computers!!!

  Our Dell computer was getting a little long in the tooth so I decided it was time to build a new system. I figured that way I could customize it to meet my needs (recording, burning DVDs, looki...
Posted by Mr. Robot Pants on Mon, 05 Dec 2005 02:29:00 PST

A case of the Mondays....

It's back to work after a four day weekend and here i sit at my desk in my well worn leather chair(Staples $99.99) Judging from the look on people's faces during this mornings commute,the city of Warw...
Posted by Mr. Robot Pants on Mon, 28 Nov 2005 10:25:00 PST

Tryptophantastic!!!!

I like most people on Black Friday am assessing the damage inflicted by yesterday's festivities. Looking in the mirror at my  midsection it would appear that i swallowed a small globe, ...
Posted by Mr. Robot Pants on Fri, 25 Nov 2005 12:20:00 PST