tits, asses, pussy, beer, porn, porn, and porn. I also love my escalade, I have tv's and a video camera in the back so i can watch myself in action! other than fighting, fucking, and getting fucked up, i don't do much besides fucking.
I love skinny bitches, but I ain't never turned down a fatty. I wanna meet hot big-assed bitches. I'm not talking about the kind that have an ass proportional to their body, i mean the kind that have a true onion booty, the kind that makes a grown man cry niagra. the kind i can ram from behind then use as a pillow when i'm done. I like big butts and I cannot lie... busty wenches with two nuclear warheads in which i could drown mah'self in. the perfect death-death by titties... I love fucking. that's all i do besides watch porn. thats all I do so if you wanna fuck, no strings attatched with a sexy man, hit me up, i'm down anytime anywhere, on the can, even if you're pregnant-doggy, loggy, froggy AND SOGGY style...u don't know what that means? les' find out. I've even quit my job to focus all my time on fucking. you own a lady bulldog? I got me a male named killer...lets have them two mate, make some scrill off they puppies and fuck while we wait. so hit me up.
my favorite album of all time is big black: songs about fucking. one song on there is my theme song. it's called he's a whore...i love that song it describes me fully. i am a whore, cause fucking is all i do. i also like 2 live crew, 69 boyz, easy e.( motherfuck dre, motherfuck snoop, motherfuck death row), too short (invasion of the flat booty bitches is the scariest song af all time, cause if every bitch in the world had a flat ass i'd die), and the smut peddlers.
scarface is the only 'movie' that i like, but i enjoy other videos. such as, the entire buttman catalog, and any video with lots of anal-the Anal Chiropracter series is a plus...Shemale Midgets Part Deux-best sequel ever...I'm a big fan of the Hand Job series...Hand Jobs 1-13 is tight ish...after that it's all rehash...SHINDLERS FIST-dat' movie won the JIZZ Award for a reason, shiiiet...and the classics-the Sperminator, Forrest Humps, Booty and the Beast, Lets Play Stain The Couch 2, Big Trouble In Lil' Vagina, Dude Where's My Dildo?, Moulin Splooge, May the Foreskin Be With You, Amber the Lesbian Queefer...Hello Titty, Prime Cuts-Yo Quiero Taco Smell...yeah, thats just a couple...
i'd watch tv if theyd put some big-assed chicks on the playboy channel for a change, who wants to see some skinny assed bitch stripping. not me, those sluts need to eat a steak or something if they want a piece of this. honestly, who doesn't want a piece of this, i'm a fucking stallion.
I used to like books that taught me how to fuck better, but i'm a master now. now i teach those books how to fuck. i set em' up with the Kama Sutra in my room and make em watch me please the hoes, then i say, " you like that don't ya, ya dirty book, you, you wish you could fuck like this. then the girl leaves all satisfied and shit and i slap the book around for a while with my cock just to tease it. damn i'm a bad-ass.
mandingo(though it should be noted that I should be his hero, but whose keeping score), wilt chamberlin would be a hero but he died and never caught up, lexington steele, buttman. that's it, oh and myself, for being a constant source of inspiration to myself.