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Summer

Don't ask me man, I'm fucked up on cornbread

About Me

I hate Hate HATE my sister for suckering me into coming here. I laughed and laughed at her for spending so much time dorking out on myspace and now here I am. A bonafide myspace junkie. Sad.

My Interests

I think I'm a 14 year old boy trapped in a woman's body. I love paintball (check out my cocker in my pix), I collect action figures, and I love video games. Is that so wrong?

Places I've passed through in my travels:

Europe
* Scotland
* London
* Amsterdam
* Italy
* Greece
* Monaco
* Spain
Tropical places
* Bora Bora
* Tahiti
* Huahine
* Raiatea
* Tahaa
* Moorea
* Raratonga
* Bermuda
* Maui
* Bahamas
* Caymen Islands
* St. Thomas
* St. John
* Aruba
* Cozumel
* Playa Del Carmen
* Acapulco
* Panama
* Costa Rica

Still not sure where I'm off to next....

Apparently I am the Devil

You are the Devil card. The Devil is based on the
figure Pan, Lord of the Dance. The earthy
physicality of the devil breeds lust. The
devil's call to return to primal instincts
often creates conflict in a society in which
many of these instincts must be kept under
control. Challenges posed by our physical
bodies can be overcome by strength in the
mental, emotional, and spiritual realms. Pan is
also a symbol of enjoyment and rules our
material creativity. The devil knows physical
pleasure and how to manipulate the physical
world. Material creativity finds its output in
such things as dance, pottery, gardening, and
sex. The self-actualized person is able to
accept the sensuality and usefulness of the
devil's gifts while remaining in control of any
darker urges. Image from The Stone Tarot deck.
http://hometown.aol.com/newtarotdeck/

Which Tarot Card Are You?
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I'd like to meet:

Your mother

Books:

My favorite book is a toss up between Ken Follet's The Pillars of the Earth and Stephen King's The Stand. If you had asked me a year ago, I would have said The Dark Tower series, but after the load of crap that was The Dark Tower 7, I have drastically changed my opinions on the matter.Other than that I'll read anything by King, Follet, Anne Rice, Clive Barker, Michael Crichton. Actually, I'll read just about anything that's put in front of me; up to and including shampoo bottle labels in the shower. Who knew nettles could make your hair soft?

My Blog

Net Rulz0r

More comedy gold (that once again was unfortunately not written by me) No matter what Flash-blinded web monkeys would have us believe, the Internet is a text-based medium: especially its major d...
Posted by Summer on Fri, 23 Jun 2006 10:20:00 PST

The Evils of Religion

The Unholy Trinity: Judaism, Christianity, and Islam     Imagine there's no countries It isnt hard to do Nothing to kill or die for No religion too Imagine all the people living lif...
Posted by Summer on Fri, 16 Sep 2005 01:38:00 PST

I like monkeys

**note - I did not write this. I just love it** I Like Monkeys. The pet store was selling them for $5 a piece. I thought that odd since they were normally a couple thousand each. I decided not to ...
Posted by Summer on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

No one told me you had to be a rocket scientist

I hate HTML I hate CSS I hate Myspace I hate puters
Posted by Summer on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST