About Me

JUST SO YOU KNOW, I KNOW HELLA A LOT ABOUT THE HUMAN CONDITION

I just want to have a fun time!

I don't go for a lot of things

I work at Borders!

I draw stuff sometimesMy dream job would be to work at a video store that has a TV in it so I could play episodes of Mystery Science Theater 3000 and SCTV all day. That or have my own TV show! IT WOULD BE A GOOD SHOW, I PROMISE!

I heard a rumor that Michael Moore goes gaga over making home-made cherry coke popsicles, he just cant wait to get home so he can start sucking

I want to make some friends who aren't creeps or jerks! DO YOU HAVE WHAT IT TAKES TO BE MY PAL?

My Interests

Calling Gay People "Gay Dudes" Dawg Hound Apparel Kitties! Lifetime Movies Naked Ladies Puppies! Telling Stories about events and such Video Stores

I'd like to meet:

1. Some FUN people who arent creeps!
2. A girl who will live in my bed until I die
3. Brian Doyle-Murray
4. Someone Else
5. ME!

Music:

RadioThe Best Show on WFMU Jake and Jackie The Majority Report (sometimes!) The Phil Hendrie Show Seven Second Delay The Sound of Young America

Movies:

Television:

TV shows

Commercials

Books:

Heroes:

NINTENDO

My Blog

KUNG-FU MELTDOWN

So, I drew this drawing. And I'm really proud of it. But the problem is, I don't have a scanner.But seeing as how I can forsee this being my least-appreciated peice of art I ever made, I have no probl...
Posted by Luke on Mon, 16 Jun 2008 01:24:00 PST

Caitlin Coker

Thank you for the finger painting 8 years ago!
Posted by Luke on Mon, 09 Jun 2008 05:16:00 PST

MOVING

So, if my having a GOING AWAY PARTY didn't clue you in, me and andrew are moving. This is my personal moving schedule. Andrew's is pretty similar, he might be going to Redding on Tuesday.MONDAY (TODAY...
Posted by Luke on Tue, 27 May 2008 07:47:00 PST

San Francisco Trip

This blog is about my recent trip (Weekend before last; I wrote this a while ago but never posted it) to San Francisco. If you hate recent trips to San Francisco, you shouldn't read it! The trip s...
Posted by Luke on Fri, 23 May 2008 03:07:00 PST

Humboldt Customer

Posted by Luke on Wed, 14 May 2008 12:37:00 PST

I Believe I Can Fly

Check out my recordings and let me know what you think! I BELIEVE I CAN FLLLLYYY...
Posted by Luke on Sat, 10 May 2008 01:04:00 PST

Steal My Sunshine

Check out my recordings and let me know what you think! ...
Posted by Luke on Wed, 07 May 2008 09:44:00 PST

Early Conan Commercial

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Posted by Luke on Sun, 27 Apr 2008 07:23:00 PST

HEAVEN KNOWS I’M MISERABLE NOW

My life!Hey, I'm moving away from Eureka. So if you want to enjoy me and Andrew's company before we go, make sure you get your licks in before May is over. June is when we move back to...
Posted by Luke on Sat, 26 Apr 2008 10:09:00 PST

EARLY CONAN: THE WEBSITE

There is now a website for my Early Conan comic strips that none of you like:Early Conan: The WebsiteCheck it! I think this is finally the one that'll make me famous! ...
Posted by Luke on Mon, 21 Apr 2008 01:52:00 PST