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Andrew

For the good folks back home.

About Me

I'm rich BIIIOOOOTCH!

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Your mom.

Books:

The Little Prince, Henderson the Rain King, Persepolis, Watership Down, I HATE "The Giving Tree"!

Heroes:

The Congressional Black Caucus
- The only people in Washington looking out for your rights.

Jacqueline du Pré
- World-Renowned British Cellist

Jacques-Yves Cousteau
- I remember exactly where I was when he died.

Hans Zimmer
- Hollywood Composer

William Clinton
- 42nd President of the United States.

Cesaria Evora
- One of Africa's greatest voices and the World Food Programme Ambassador for the U.N.

My Blog

For a Limited Time Only!!!

If you're a Christian fundamentalist, a member of the religious right, or just think God hates Democrats, the Bush Administration has got an offer for you! It's a three-week only religious riot! We ar...
Posted by Andrew on Wed, 18 Oct 2006 08:38:00 PST

New Zealand Slang

Inspired by Jandi's blog, I have decided to throw up some New Zealand slang. ::FIRST OFF, Kiwis like to abbreviate:: speedo = speedometer brecky = breakfast bach (pronounced 'batch') = vacation h...
Posted by Andrew on Sat, 09 Sep 2006 09:03:00 PST

Saying Goodbye

(At a train station)Piggy: Saying goodbye, going awaySeems like goodbye's such a hard thing to sayKermit: Touching our hands, wondering whyBoth: It's time for saying goodbye. (On a country road with S...
Posted by Andrew on Wed, 28 Jun 2006 06:34:00 PST

Vatican Rescinds 'Blessed' Status Of World's Meek -- 'Screw The Meek,' Says Pope

Vatican Rescinds 'Blessed' Status Of World's Meek 'Screw The Meek,' Says Pope June 17, 1998 | Issue 3323 VATICAN CITY -- In a historic reversal of its nearly 2,...
Posted by Andrew on Tue, 13 Jun 2006 08:24:00 PST

Victoria Univeristy Here I come!

Here's a copy of the Offer Letter from Victoria University. As you can see, classes start July 7th, so if I can't get my ass in gear within the next month, I'll have to wait till next trimester.Keep y...
Posted by Andrew on Wed, 17 May 2006 12:58:00 PST

Avocado Milkshakes

This recent myspace makeover triggered a stroll down memory lane, accompanied by an embarrassing story which some of you may know and love. You all know how I love to share embarrassing storiesWhen w...
Posted by Andrew on Fri, 24 Feb 2006 06:48:00 PST

Christian Conservative Smut Peddlers (contains erotic fiction)

How many Christian Conservatives have published books that are just plain dirty? Just to be clear, I have no problem with porn, but I do have a problem with really bad porn. Most of these books involv...
Posted by Andrew on Sun, 06 Nov 2005 07:42:00 PST

i find myself at mysapce

After thoroughly objecting to jumping on the LiveJournal bandwagon, I outdo myself by throwing in with MySpace. I know what youre thinking& but I hope I need not remind you that pointing out other pe...
Posted by Andrew on Thu, 22 Sep 2005 10:04:00 PST