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About Me

i asked you to go to the greenday concert, you said you never heard of them/how cool is that? so i went to your room, and read your diaryyyy... many women would like to be carnal with me. mainly because i am such a premium dancer. ..................try not to get too aroused by this picture guys. ice cold pee, anyone what the? who the? who is that amazing girl holding the dixie cup? she must be incredibly awesome with clever quips and humongoid boobies. she must also do tae bo quite frequently and be a member of mensa. you can tell all that by just looking at her. i want her babies.
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My Interests

wouldn't you like to know.

I'd like to meet:

i think the real question is "who would like to meet ME? am i right. anyone? anyone?Andrew obviously wants to meet ME... parachute! parachute! the only jamaican i miss. %D%A%D?amn my dad has a lot of daughters. too bad 4 out of 5 are dirty whores, and i'm a saint.
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Music:

listen to many, commit to none.

Movies:

Mean Girls, Big Fish, Lock stocked and two smoking barrels, The blob (hehe), the sound of music, NOT Grease! (stuart), and all the home videos my sisters and i made when we were younguns. :o)

Television:

csi las vegas, anything on adult swim, the colbert report, mythbusters. and maybe the occassional golden girls rerun and late-night iron chef binges.

Books:

too many to list, but alls i can say is don't mess with my harry potter.

Heroes:

strongbad and the monarch, ooh, and maybe brock samson. if you don't know who these characters are, then i don't know you.

My Blog

oh poop!

i just commited a cardinal sin in the sedentary sphere. something so ungodly, i dare not speak of it at my next krispy kreme meeting. i joined a gym and not just any gym. a gym o...
Posted by k(o )( o)reen on Tue, 27 Feb 2007 09:48:00 PST

yo ho ho it's my favorite time of the year

it's about that time. you know it. i have this overwhelming urge every few months or so to poop out some of my most profound, yet indeniably insipid ramblings to you people... wh...
Posted by k(o )( o)reen on Tue, 07 Nov 2006 11:33:00 PST

keep the change

aiight, aiight, fine. i'll admit it. i am a cheap ass bastard. i'll be a man and admit it. but can someone please fill me in on why 3 underpoured and over-diluted drinks would ...
Posted by k(o )( o)reen on Mon, 14 Aug 2006 11:37:00 PST

big callusy man hands

i would like to make mention that this blog has nothing at all to do with big callusy man hands. it was just a title offered to me by raj (thanks raj :o)). so if you clicked to read a...
Posted by k(o )( o)reen on Fri, 19 May 2006 05:46:00 PST

yo momma... or mine?

well, now that my whole family is on myspace and it is, feasibly, only a matter of time now before my own mother exhibits some form of rage about her lack of space in her friends' top 8, i shall now p...
Posted by k(o )( o)reen on Wed, 12 Apr 2006 04:55:00 PST

they call me lame game koreen for a reason

so yeah. i have absolutely zero wang fodder. imagine just finding out at 23 yrs old that you are a complete bumbling idiot when it comes to communicating with semi-intriguing pingas. ...
Posted by k(o )( o)reen on Sun, 19 Mar 2006 01:01:00 PST

pop-tart enemas, anyone?

ewww, you nasty bastards! you guys want pop-tart enemas!!! crazy gutter-sluts. say, how is one administered, anyways? perhaps the use of a blender would be key. ...
Posted by k(o )( o)reen on Mon, 13 Mar 2006 10:48:00 PST

Uber Heated, Hairy Blog (part I)

GRRRRRR!!! (and stuff) I'M WRITING A HEATED, HAIRY BLOG RIGHT ABOOOOT NOW!!! I AM SO ANGRY!!! ... i mean... ahem... i'm kinda pissed at this girl named shlisa (names have been COMPLE...
Posted by k(o )( o)reen on Tue, 07 Feb 2006 01:35:00 PST

something smells funny

whoa, this is my first blog-alog ever. i don't even know what to put in one of these thingies. i mean, are people actually interested in how my day was, or how i sucker-punched some ...
Posted by k(o )( o)reen on Thu, 15 Dec 2005 12:06:00 PST